part 2 [Scene: Joey and Lydia in the hospital room. Lydia is on the phone with her mother.] Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who? Joey: Tribbiani. Lydia: Joey Tribbiani. Yes, ok. Hold on. (to Joey) She wants to talk to you. Take the phone. Joey: (takes phone) Hi, yeah, it's me. (Listens) Oh, no no no, we're just friends. (Listens) Yeah, I'm single. (Listens) 25. (Listens) An actor. (Listens) Hello? Lydia: She's not much of a phone person. Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know? Lydia: Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Uh, no. Joey: Ok, look, maybe I should just go. Lydia: Maybe you should. Joey: Good luck, and uh, take care, huh? (He leaves, but then returns a moment later.) Joey: You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team. Lydia: Oh, that is so not true. Joey: Oh, it is. Lydia: It isn't. Joey: It is. Lydia: Isn't! [Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Ross and Susan are coaching Carol.] Ross: Breathe. Susan: Breathe. Ross: Breathe. Susan: Breathe. Ross: Breathe. Susan: Breathe. Carol: You're gonna kill me! Ross: 15 more seconds, 14, 13, 12... Carol: Count faster. Susan: It's gonna be ok, just remember, we're doing this for Jordie. Just keep focusing on Jordie. Ross: Who the hell is Jordie? Susan: Your son. Ross: No-no-no. I don't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie. Carol: Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie. Ross: What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean, back to Jordie? We never landed on Jordie. We just passed by it during the whole Jessy, Cody, Dylan fiasco. Carol: Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp. Ross: I got it. Susan: I got it. Ross: I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps. Susan: No, you don't. Carol: All right, that's it. I want both of you out. Ross: Why? Susan: He started it! Ross: No, you started it. Susan: You did! Carol: I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier. Ross: But... Carol: Now go! Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot. Susan: (to Ross) See what you did. Ross: (to Carol) Yeah, listen... Carol: Out! (Ross and Susan both angrily leave the hopsital room.) [Scene: Lydia's Hospital Room, Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.] Nurse: Breathe, breathe, breathe... Lydia: Oh, no. (Joey looks down at Lydia.) Joey: Ew! What is that? Something exploded! Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you? Joey: (panicked) Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking? Nurse: (to Joey) Breathe, breathe, breathe. [Scene: The Hall, Ross and Susan are arguing.] Ross: Please. This is so your fault. Susan: How, how is this my fault? Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along. Susan: Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along. Ross: You tryin' to be clever? A funny lady? Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me. Ross: Oh, I'm threatened by you? Susan: Yes. (Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.) Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it! Ross: Yeah, Susan. Phoebe: Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this. (Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.) Phoebe: Ok, who wants to hear something ironic? Commercial Break --

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