[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is trying to get Janice out of his apartment.] 场景：走廊，Chandler试着赶Janice离开公寓 Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened? 噢～我已经开始想你了，你能相信这真的发生了吗？ Chandler: No... no! And yet it did. Good-bye, Janice. 不（敢相信），但他还是发生了，再见Janice Janice: Kiss me! 吻我！ (Janice kisses him. Monica comes out for the newspaper.} Janice亲他，Monica出门拿报纸 Monica: Oh, Chandler, sorry. 噢Chandler抱歉 (Janice turns around, Monica sees who it is.) Janice转身，Monica看到是谁 Monica: Ohhh, Chandler, sorry! Hey, Janice. 噢～～～Chandler，抱歉啊！嘿！Janice Janice: Hi, Monica. Chandler: Ok, well, this was very special. 很好，这真是太特别了 Monica: Rach, come see who's out here! Rach，快来看外面这是谁！ (Rachel comes out.) （Rachel出来） Rachel: Oh my god. Janice, hi! Chandler: Janice is gonna go away now. Janice现在要离开了 Monica: I'll be right back. 我马上回来 (Joey enters from the stairs.) Joey从楼梯出现 Rachel: Oh, Joey, look who it is. 噢Joey，来看看这是谁 Joey: (in disbelief) Whoa. （不敢置信）哇 Chandler: Oh, good, Joey's home now. 喔非常好，Joey回家了 Janice: This is so fun. This is like a reunion in the hall. 这真是太有趣了，像是走廊上的大团圆 (Monica comes out with her cordless phone.) （Monica拿着她的无线电话出来） Monica: Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to. (to Chandler) He just happened to call. 嗨Ross，这里有个人想跟你打招呼（跟Chandler说）他刚好打过来 Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously) 嗨Ross，是我，你怎麽知道？（Janice式笑声） [Scene: A Chinese Restaurant, Ross is there with his date.] 场景: 中国餐厅，Ross和他的约会对象 Ross: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half. 我只是说，如果狗经历过时差，而因为狗的七年是人类的一年这件事， 当有只狗从纽约飞到洛杉矶，牠不是花3小时而已，他失去的是约一周半的时间 (Ross starts to laugh, and then makes a face like 'Why did I just say that?' Ross' ex-wife, Carol, and her lesbian lover, Susan, enter the restaurant. Ross stares at them.) Ross开始笑，然後做了一个表情像是在说「我刚刚为什麽要说这个？」 Ross前妻Carol和她的同志爱人Susan进入这间餐厅 Kristin: That's funny. Who are they? 这真是有趣，她们是谁？ Ross: The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her... close, personal friend. 金发的是我前妻，那个正在触碰她的女人是她的......亲近私密好友 Kristin: You mean they're lovers. 你是指她们是爱人 Ross: If you wanna put a label on it. 如果你硬要这样说的话 Kristin: Wow, uh, anything else I should know? 哇喔，还有什麽我应该知道的吗？ Ross: Nope, nope, that's it. 没有，就这些了 (Carol takes off her jacket, her pregnant belly is exposed.) Carol脱下外套，露出她怀孕的大肚子 Ross: Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby. I always forget that part. (to Carol and Susan) Helloo! 噢，还有她怀着我的孩子，我老是忘记这部分（跟Carol和Susan）哈罗！ [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire.] 场景: Monica和Rachel家，女孩们在举行她们的「男友营火」 Phoebe: Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine. 所以我们需要鼠尾草和圣酒 Sacramental wine http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacramental_wine Monica: All I have is, is oregano and a Fresca. 我这只有牛至跟Fresca（牛至是一种植物，Fresca是一种饮料） Fresca http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fresca Oregano https://www.google.com/search?q=oregano Phoebe: Um, that's ok! (throws it in fire) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man. 呃那个也可以啦！（丢进火里）好了，现在我们需要一个正直男人的精液 Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place. Pheebs，我们如果有那个的话一开始就不必做这仪式了 Monica: Can we just start throwing things in? 我们可以直接开始丢东西进去吗？ Phoebe: Ok, yeah, ok. (she throws the directions in) Oh, OK. 好啦好啦（她把那本指南丢进去） Rachel: (tossing things in the fire) Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts. （扔东西进去）Barry的信，Adam Ritter的四角裤 Phoebe: Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah. 我这里有跟Nokululu Oon Ah Ah吃晚餐的收据 Monica: Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked. 瞧，Scotty Jared的裸体照 Rachel: (looking at picture) Hey he's wearing a sweater. （看着照片）他穿着毛衣啊 Monica: No. Rachel and Phoebe: Eww! 恶！ Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa. 这里有Paulo最後一点白兰地 Monica: Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure... 嘿Rachel那不是几乎是纯...... (Rachel throws the alcohol in the fire. A burst of flames shoots up from it.) （Rachel把酒倒进火里，火焰冲上来） [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are there. Chandler is preparing to dump Janice again.] 场景: Chandler和Joey在咖啡厅，Chandler准备再次甩掉Janice Chandler: How can I dump this woman on Valentine's day? 我怎麽能在情人节甩掉这女人？ Joey: I don't know. You dumped her on New Year's. 我不知道，你之前在新年时甩了她 Chandler: Oh, man. In my next life, I'm coming back as a toilet brush. 噢天哪，我下辈子要当马桶刷 (Janice enters.) Janice: Hello, funny Valentine. 哈罗，有趣的情人 Chandler: Hi, Just Janice. Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna! 哈罗Joey，我们的小媒人，我想吻遍你，而且我要这麽做！ (Janice kisses Joey all over. Chandler smiles.) Janice亲遍Joey，Chandler微笑 Joey: (to Chandler) If you don't do it, I will. 如果你不这麽做（甩了她），那我会 --

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