※ 引述《samchiu (闲祭秋)》之铭言： part2 [Scene: Carol and Susan's, there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross.] [场景：卡萝与苏珊家，有人敲门，卡萝去应门带罗斯] Carol: Hey hey, come on in! 嘿嘿，快进来！ (Ross enters, carrying lasagna) (罗斯进来，拿着千层面) Ross: Hey, hello! mmwa! (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna. 嘿，哈罗！姆阿！(亲卡萝) 我把书都带来了， 莫妮卡也送来了爱，跟这千层面一起。 Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat. 喔，好棒！这是素的吗？因为苏珊她不吃肉。 Ross: (pauses) I'm pretty sure that it is... (暂停) 我还满确定它是... Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today. 呃，我今天拿到产检的结果了 Ross: (making flinging gestures with hands) Oh, tell me, tell me, is everything, uhh....? (用手乱挥动) 喔，赶快说，赶快说，一切都，啊...？ Carol: Totally and completely healthy! 完完全全的健康！ Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame) 喔，那很好，那很好！ (拥吻卡萝，然後拿起一个相框) Ross: Hey, when did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis? 嘿，你跟苏珊哪时遇到修依路易斯的啊？ Carol: Uh, that's our friend Tanya. 呃，那是我们的朋友谭雅。 Ross: (surprised, chuckling nervously) Of course it's your friend Tanya. (looks up frightenedly) (吃惊貌，紧张地咯咯笑) 当然是你们的朋友谭雅啦。 (害怕地往上看) Carol: Don't you want to know about the sex? 你想不想知道性别？ Ross: (chuckles nervously) The sex? (chuckles) Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw... (紧张地咯咯笑) 性？ (继续笑) 嗯，你跟苏珊在一起的画面已经让我够困扰了， 你还要加上谭雅 (模仿洗头发，我最多只能想到这个)，恶呦... Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross. 宝宝的性别啦，罗斯。 Ross: Oh, you know the sex of the baby? Oh, oh-oh-oh! 喔，你知道宝宝的性别了喔？ 喔，喔喔喔！ Carol: Do you want to know? 你想知道吗？ Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't... 不，不，不，不，不，我不想知道，绝对不要。 我想说，知道吗，我想你应该要等到你往下看那边， 然後说，唔，看到了！ (暂停) 或没有... (Susan enters) (苏珊进来) Susan: Oh, hello Ross! 喔，哈罗罗斯！ Ross: Susan... 苏珊... Susan: So, so, did you hear? 所以，所以，拿到了吗？ Ross: Yes, we did, everything's A-OK! 有，拿到了，一切都好极了！ Susan: Oh, that's so... (Susan hugs Carol, they giggle, Ross steps away) It really is...do we know...? 喔，那真的... (苏珊抱卡萝，她们傻笑，罗斯让开) 那真的是...知道了吗...？ Carol: Yes, we certainly do, it's going to be... 对，已经知道了，他会是个... Ross: (flailing arms in protest) Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here! (挥舞手臂抗议) 喔，嘿嘿嘿，齁齁齁，哈罗， 有人不想知道喔，他就站在这里！ Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be? 喔，好吧，是我们想的那样吗？ Carol: Mm-hmmm (Susan and Carol hug, giggling. Ross stands back, reaches out and lightly taps Susan's shoulder) 嗯哼 (苏珊卡萝相拥，傻笑，罗斯後退，伸出手轻拍苏珊肩膀) Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be? 好，哪样，哪样...好，你们想的到底是哪个啦？ Carol and Susan: It's a... 就是... Ross: (interrupts) No, no, no I don't want to know, don't want to know. Ok, you know, I should probably, I should probably just go. (插话) 不，不，不，我不想知道啦，不想知道。 好，知道吗，我大概应该，我大概该走了。 Carol: Well, thanks for the books. 好吧，谢谢你带书过来。 Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.) 不客气，好，姆阿 (亲卡萝) 喔，姆阿 (亲卡萝的肚子，然後打苏珊肩膀) 苏珊... (罗斯离开) Susan: All right, who should we call first, your folks, or Deb and Rona? (intercom buzzer rings) 好了，我们应该先打给谁，你朋友？还是黛比跟罗娜？ (对讲机响起) Carol: Hello? 哈罗？ Ross: (on intercom) Uh, never mind, I don't want to know. (Carol and Susan laugh) (对讲机里) 呃，算了，我不想知道。(卡萝跟苏珊笑) [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler use their knees as a table to support the lasagna.] [场景：钱德和乔伊家，乔伊和钱德用膝盖当桌子支撑千层面] Chandler: Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one? 好，就只是因为那是我的桌子，我就得去买新的吗？ Joey: That's the rule. 原则上是啊。 Chandler: What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table! 什麽原则？才没那种原则，如果有，也是你欠我桌子！ Joey: How'd you get to that? 你怎麽会有那种结论？ Chandler: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio. 好，我相信那件家俱原本好端端的， 直到你跟安琪拉戴瓦奇诺的小小早餐冒险。 Joey: You knew about that? 你知道那件事？ Chandler: Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination. 呃，就说你在奶油里留下的痕迹给人一丝丝的遐想吧。 Joey: Ok, ok, How about if we split it? 好，好，那我们拆帐嘛？ Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together? 你是什麽意思，比如，一起出钱吗？ Joey: Yeah 对啊 Chandler: You think we're ready for something like that? 你觉得我们已经准备好进到那种阶段了吗？ Joey: Why not? 不好吗？ Chandler: Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out? 呃，这是一个非常大的承诺， 我是说，如果我们其中一个要搬出去怎麽办？ Joey: Why, are you moving out? 为什麽，你打算搬出去吗？ Chandler: I'm not moving out. 我没打算搬出去。 Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out right 你如果有要搬出去会跟我说对吧？ Chandler: Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip... 会啦，会啦，就是因为我那个前室友奇普啊... Joey: Aw, I know all about Kip! 噢，我就知道跟奇普有关！ Chandler: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly. 就是啊我们一起买过一个烤箱， 然後他落跑去结婚，事情後来搞的很难看。 Joey: Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me? 好吧，我来问你一件事，奇普室友当的有比我好吗？ Chandler: Aw, don't do that. 噢，不要这样。 --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.167.113.19 ※ 编辑: samchiu 来自: 118.167.113.19 (04/03 17:32) 我本来是想那样翻没错 只是後来觉得有点罗唆... 但的确我之後的翻法出入有点大 还是改回来好了 ※ 编辑: samchiu 来自: 118.167.113.19 (04/06 17:07)