※ 引述《samchiu (闲祭秋)》之铭言： [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.] [莫妮卡和瑞秋家，莫妮卡和菲碧正告诉大家昏迷男的事] Chandler: Are there no conscious men in the city for you two? 这城市里难道没有清醒男人够你们两个用吗？ Monica: He doesn't have anyone. 没有人来看他嘛。 Phoebe: Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible. 对啊，我...我们觉得要负点责任。 Joey: I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo. 我不敢相信你们说了呜呜。连我都不会说呜呜了。 Rachel: Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up! (Turns on the TV) 喔，她出场了！她出场了！(打开电视) Jay Leno: (on TV) Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one. (电视里) 大夥们，待会回来我们要聊聊她的新书《性福大解放》： 永远都令人期待的诺拉泰勒炳。 你也许为了这个要赶快叫小孩子上床罗。 (Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler) (大家都安静下来看，除了钱德之外) Chandler: Y'know, we don't have to watch this. Weekend At Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemax. 知道吗，我们不用看这个吧。每个电影频道都在播《老板度假去》耶。 Rachel: No way, forget it. 不可能，算了吧。 Joey: C'mon, she's your mom! 拜托，她是你妈耶！ Chandler: Exactly. Weekend At Bernie's! Dead guy getting hit in the groin twenty, thirty times! No? 没错。《老板度假去》耶！ 一个死人胯下被打了二三十次耶！不看吗？ Rachel: Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books! I love her books! I cannot get on a plane without one! I mean, this is so cool! 钱德，我一定要跟你说，我爱死你妈的书了！ 我爱死你妈的书了！我没有带一本就没办法坐飞机！ 我是说，这实在太赞了！ Chandler: Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.' 是啦，很好，你不可能会觉得赞 如果你十一岁时所有的朋友都在传阅第七十九页的「贱人女士」 Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast. 拜托，钱德，我爱你妈妈。我觉得他是个狠角色。 Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom. 你会那样说是因为她不是你妈。 Ross: Oh, please... 喔，拜托... (Rachel opens the door to Paolo) (瑞秋替保罗开门) Paolo: Bona sera. (义大利文)晚安。 Rachel: Oh, hi sweetie. (They kiss) 喔，嗨，亲爱的。(他们接吻) Ross: When did Rigatoni get back from Rome? 通心粉先生是什麽时候从罗马回来的？ Monica: Last night. 昨天晚上。 Ross: Ah, so then his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?... Just a dream I had- but, phew. 啊，所以那时候他的飞机没有炸成一团大火球？... 只是我做的梦啊... 但是，呼 Phoebe: Hey hey hey! She's on! 嘿嘿嘿！她来了！ Paolo: Ah! Nora Bing! 啊！诺拉炳！ Jay Leno: (on TV) ...Now what is this about you- you being arrested i-in London? What is that all about? (电视里) ...说说那个是怎麽回事... 你在伦敦被逮捕？ 那到底是怎麽了呢？ Phoebe: Your mom was arrested? 你妈被逮捕过？ Chandler: Shhh, busy beaming with pride. 嘘，正忙着骄傲的笑呢。 Mrs. Bing: (on TV) ...This is kind of embarrassing, but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man... (电视里) ...这真的有点丢人现眼， 但是偶尔在我跟一个男人炒饭之後... Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing? 这样她为什麽说那丢人现眼？ All: Shhh. 嘘 Mrs. Bing: (on TV) ...I just get this craving for Kung Pow Chicken. (电视里) ...我就会突然很想吃宫保鸡丁。 Chandler: THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!! 说得太详细了啦！ Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going? (电视里) 好的，那你现在正在做这本书的巡回宣传嘛， 进行的怎麽样呢？ Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh, fine. I'm leaving for New York tomorrow, which I hate- but I get to see my son, who I love... (电视里) 喔，很好啊。 我明天就要动身去纽约了， 虽然我讨厌那... 不过我可以见到我儿子，我爱他... All: Awww! 噢！ Chandler: This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone. 一定要这样我才会知道吗，大部分妈妈都打电话啦 Jay Leno: (on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad... (电视里) 知道吗，不要误会了， 我...我就是不能想像你是为人母亲的人... 我不是要说...我不是要说坏话... Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms. (电视里) 喔不，我是个超级棒的妈妈！ 我帮我儿子买了他的第一个保险套。 (The gang turn to look at Chandler) (一帮人转头过去看钱德) Chandler: ...And then he burst into flames. ...然後他就爆炸成熊熊火焰。 [Scene: The Hospital, it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background. It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him.] [场景: 医院里，接下来是一堆莫妮卡和菲碧去医院探望昏迷男 的剪辑在背景播放。从莫妮卡帮他读报开始。] Monica: Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports. 来看看。国会正在争论一条削减赤字的法案... 市长想要再涨地铁票价... 今天的高温高达45度... 还有...喔，球队在比赛。 [Next is a shot of them dragging an enormous plant into the room, then Monica knitting a sweater, then Phoebe singing, then Phoebe shaving him and chatting to Monica] [接着是一个他们拖了一盆巨大植物进房的镜头，接着莫妮卡在织毛衣， 然後菲碧唱歌，然後菲碧边帮他刮胡子边跟莫妮卡聊天] Phoebe: What about Glen? He could be a Glen. 葛伦怎麽样？他可能叫做葛伦。 Monica: Nah... not-not special enough. 不... 不...不够特别。 Phoebe: Ooh! How about Agamemnon? 唔！ 那阿加门侬怎麽样？ Monica: Waaay too special. 太～特别了啦。 --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 111.250.174.41 ※ 编辑: samchiu 来自: 111.250.174.41 (07/06 01:05) 咦？ 难道是我眼花多看到一个no啊 还是自动当成unconscious了 已更正 谢谢 没想到这层含义耶 拿到第一个保险套就慾火焚身？ 是这样吗？ ※ 编辑: samchiu 来自: 118.167.123.40 (07/07 02:17)