※ 引述《samchiu (闲祭秋)》之铭言： [Time lapse. Bobby is talking about his grandfather. Everyone else is virtually in tears] [过了一段时间。巴比正在谈论他的祖父。大家都热泪盈眶。] Fun Bobby: It's gonna be an open casket, y'know, so at least I'll- I get to see him again. 那会是开放式的棺木，知道吗，那至少我... 我还可以再见他一面。 Janice: (Ross is still taking their photo) Oh, I'm gonna blow this one up, and I'm gonna write 'Reunited' in glitter. (罗斯还在帮他们拍照) 喔，我要把这个给吹起来，用亮粉在上面写「破镜重圆」。 Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we- 够了，珍妮丝，够了！珍妮丝...珍妮丝... 嘿，珍妮丝，我当初邀请你来这个派对， 我并没有想到说这代表着我们... Janice: Oh, no. Oh, no. 喔，不。喔，不。 Chandler: I'm sorry you misunderstood... 我很抱歉让你误会了... Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off) 喔天啊。你给我听好，钱德，你给我听好。 这次将会是你跟我复合的最後机会了。(她跑走) (Ross is still taking photos) (罗斯还在继续拍照) Chandler: Oh, will you give me the thing. (Snatches the camera) 喔，你可以把那个给我吧。(抢下照相机) (David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up) (大卫在喂菲碧吃爆米花，麦克斯走过去) Phoebe: Hi, Max! 嗨，麦克斯！ Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you. 洋子。(对大卫) 我决定要自己一个人去明斯克了。 David: Wow. 哇 Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year.(Walks off) 虽然一切都不会一样...但至少还是明斯克。新年快乐。(走掉) Phoebe: Are you alright? 你还好吧？ David: Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 是啊，我很好，我很好。 (Phoebe leads David into a bedroom) (菲碧把大卫带到卧房) Phoebe: You're going to Minsk. 你要去明斯克了。 David: No, I'm... not going to Minsk. 不，我...没有要去明斯克。 Phoebe: Oh, you are so going to Minsk. You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just 'cause of me. 喔，你去定明斯克了。你就属於明斯克。你不能为了我留在这里。 David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you. 我可以。因为如果我去就表示我得要跟你分手， 但是我没办法跟你分手。 Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'. 喔，可以，可以，你可以的。只要说，嗯， 「菲碧，我的工作就是我的生命，那就是我现在非做不可的事情。」 然後我会说「你的工作？！你的工作？！你怎麽能说这种话？！」 接着你又说，嗯，「这让我痛彻心扉，但是我没有选择。你就不能明白吗？」 然後我说 (打他) 「不！不！我就是不明白！」 David: Uh, ow. 呃，噢。 Phoebe: Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me. 唔，抱歉。嗯，然...然後你用手抱着我。 然後你用手抱着我。(他照做) 然後，嗯，然後你跟我说你爱我，你永远都不会忘记我。 David: I'll never forget you. 我永远都不会忘记你。 Phoebe: And then you say that it's almost midnight and you have to go because you don't wanna start the new year with me if you can't finish it. (They kiss) I'm gonna miss you. You scientist guy. 然後你说已经快要午夜了，你得要走了， 因为你不想跟我展开新的一年，却不能一起到结束。 (他们接吻) 我会想念你的。你这个科学怪人。 Dick Clark: (on TV) Hi, this is Dick Clark, live in Times Square. We're in a virtual snowstorm of confetti here in Times Square... (电视上) 嗨，我是迪克克拉克，在时代广场的直播。 时代广场这里正飘着一场碎纸花的暴风雪... (Joey puts a blanket over Sandy's kids) (乔伊帮珊蒂的孩子们盖上毯子) Joey: There y'go, kids. 睡好罗，小朋友。 Chandler: (To a woman who he has clearly just met) And then the peacock bit me. (Laughs) Please kiss me at midnight. (She leaves) (对一个显然刚认识的女士) 然後那只孔雀就咬我。 (大笑) 请你在午夜的时候吻我。 (她离开) Joey: You seen Sandy? 有看到珊蒂吗？ Chandler: Ooh. Uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but she's in Monica's bedroom, getting it on with Max, that scientist geek. Ooh, look at that, I did know how to tell you. 唔。呃，我不知道要怎麽跟你说才好， 但是他正在莫妮卡的房间里面，跟麦克斯翻云覆雨，就那个科学怪胎。 唔，你看看，其实我知道要怎麽跟你说耶。 Rachel: Vrrbddy, the bll is drrbing. 阿我们，尾应由要大了。 All: (in the kitchen) What? (厨房里)什麽？ Rachel: The bll is drrbing! 水晶由要丢了！ Dick Clark: (on TV) In twenty seconds it'll be midnight... (电视里) 再过20秒钟就是午夜了... Chandler: And the moment of joy is upon us. 喜悦的一刻就要降临在我们身上。 Joey: Looks like that no date pact thing worked out. 看来那个不能约会的约定成真了。 Phoebe: Everybody looks so happy. I hate that. 大家看起来都好开心。我好讨厌。 Monica: Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby! 不是每个人都开心喔。嘿，巴比！ (Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses) (巴比挥挥手然後飙出泪来。午夜到来六人外的每个人都欢呼接吻) Chandler: Y'know, I uh.. just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. (Makes kiss noise) 知道吗，我呃... 我以为我已经不在乎了。 虽然我不是数学大师，但我相信这里有三个女生以及三个男生。 (发出接吻的声音) Phoebe: I dunno. I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight. 不知道耶。我今天晚上并不想亲任何人。 Rachel: I can't kiss anyone. 我不是谁都能亲的。 Monica: So I'm kissing everyone? 所以我就每个都要亲？ Joey: Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother. 不不不，你不能亲罗斯，他是你哥哥耶。 Ross: Perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me. 很好。很好。所以现在除了我之外每个人都会被亲。 Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me, it's midnight! Somebody kiss me! 好啦，谁赶快亲我一下。来个人亲我吧，午夜了耶！来个人亲我吧！ Joey: Alrightalrightalright. (Kisses him. Ross takes a photo) There. 好啦好啦好啦。 (亲他。罗斯照了张相片) 好了吧。 Closing Credits 片尾字幕 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse.] [场景：莫妮卡瑞秋家，时间经过] Ross: (Watching Marcel and talking to Rachel) I wanted this to work so much. I mean I'm still in there, changing his diapers, pickin' his fleas... but he's just phoning it in. Just so hard to accept the fact that something you love so much doesn't love you back. (看着马赛尔跟瑞秋说话) 我这麽想要这个能奏效。我是说我还是一样，换他的尿片，抓他的跳蚤... 结果他却毫不在乎。就是很难接受你爱的人没有办法回报你相同的爱。 Rachel: ...I think that bitch cracked my tooth. ...我想那个八婆打断了我的牙齿。 End 本集完 --

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