※ 引述《samchiu (闲祭秋)》之铭言： [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.] [场景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，除了乔伊之外的大家都在做圣诞装饰] Ross: Come here, Marcel. Sit here. (Marcel wanders off) 来这里，马赛尔。坐这边。 （马赛尔跑走） Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much? 菲菲，我真不敢相信他居然还没吻你。 我是说，天啊，我跟保罗的第六次约会就， 我是说他已经帮我的双峰取了名字！...唔。我是不是说太多了？ Ross: Just a smidge. 一点点而已。 Phoebe: David's like, y'know, Scientist Guy. He's very methodical. 大卫就像，你知道的，科学家嘛。他非常的有条理。 Monica: I think it's romantic. 我觉得是浪漫。 Phoebe: Me too! Oh! Did you ever see An Officer and a Gentleman? 我也是！喔！你们有没有看过《军官与绅士》？ Rachel: Yeah! 有啊！ Phoebe: Well, he's kinda like the guy I went to see that with. Except, except he-he's smarter, and gentler, and sweeter... I just- I just wanna be with him all the time. Day and night, and night and day... and special occasions... 呃，他有点像跟我一起去看的那个人。 除了，除了他比较聪明，比较绅士，比较贴心... 我只...我只想要无时无刻跟他在一起。 白天黑夜，然後黑夜白天...还有特别的场合... Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact. 稍等一下，稍等一下，我知道这是怎麽回事， 你想要邀请他一起跨年，对不对？ 你想要破坏约定。她想要破坏约定。 Phoebe: No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, could I just? 不不不不不不。 对啦，可以吗？ Chandler: Yeah, 'cause I already asked Janice. 可以，因为我已经约了珍妮丝。 Monica: What?! 什麽?! Ross: C'mon, this was a pact! This was your pact! 拜托，这是约定耶！还是你的约定！ Chandler: I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped. 我慌了，好吗？我没办法应付压力所以我慌了。 （handle不是你的middle name吗？） Monica: Yeah, but Janice? That-that was like the worst breakup in history! 好嘛，可是珍妮丝？那...那根本就是史上最糟糕的分手啊！ Chandler: I'm not saying it was a good idea, I'm saying I snapped! 我没有说那是个好主意，我是说我慌了嘛！ [Joey enters, his shoes have bells on, which jingle as he walks. He is wearing a long coat.] [乔伊进来，他的鞋子上有铃铛，边走边响，他穿了一件长大衣] Joey: Hi. Hi, sorry I'm late. 嗨。嗨，抱歉我迟到了。 (He removes the coat to reveal an elf costume) (他脱下大衣露出里面的精灵戏服) Chandler: Too many jokes... must mock Joey! 太多笑点了...赶快嘲笑乔伊！ Joey: Nice shoes, huh? (He wiggles his foot and the bells tinkle) 很赞的鞋吧，啊？（他摇了摇他的脚，铃铛作响） Chandler: Aah, y'killing me! 啊，你快笑死我了！ (Marcel knocks over some kitchen tools) (马赛尔弄掉了一些厨房用具) Monica: Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again! 罗斯！他又在玩我的铲子了啦！ Ross: Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right? 好啦，听着，他又不能把它弄坏，对吧？ Monica: Do you always have to bring him here? 你每次都要带他过来吗？ Ross: I didn't wanna leave him alone. Alright? We- we had our first fight this morning. I think it has to do with my working late. I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces... 我不想要留他自己一个，好吗？ 我...我们早上吵了第一次架。我想是因为我工作的太晚。 我说了一些不由衷的话，而他...他朝我丢粪... Chandler: Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you. 知道吗，如果你要加班的话，我可以帮你照顾他。 Ross: Oh, that'd be great! Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me. 喔，那就太棒了！好的，但是你来的话，要装做你是专程来看他的， 好吗，你不是为了帮我忙才去照顾他。 Chandler: Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie. 好吧，但如果他问我，我可不会说谎喔。 [Scene: Max and David's lab, David is explaining something to Phoebe with the aid of a whiteboard.] [场景：麦克斯和大卫的实验室，大卫正在用白板向菲碧解释些东西。] David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions. ...但是，你没有办法实地去验证这个理论， 因为现在的粒子加速装置还没有强大到可以模拟这种情形。 Phoebe: Okay, alright, I have a question, then. 好的，好的，那我有个问题。 David: Yuh. 好。 Phoebe: Um, were you planning on kissing me ever? 嗯，你有没有打算要亲我？ David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you. 呃，那的的确确是个，呃，很好的问题。 而，呃，答案会是(在白板上写下「有」)有。 是的，我有。但是，你看， 我希望这个难忘的一吻可以发生在难忘的一刻， 因为，呃，因为对象是你。 Phoebe: Sure. 当然 David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella. 对。但是，知道吗，我等的越久，这个吻就要越难忘， 我们现在到了一种境界，就是我必须要做一件事就是... 把桌上的东西一扫而空，把你丢上去。 而，呃，我并不是，呃，那种扫东西的人。 Phoebe: Oh, David, I, I think you are a sweeping sorta fella. I mean, you're a sweeper! ...trapped inside a physicist's body. 喔，大卫，我，我觉得你就是那种扫东西的人。 我是说，你就是个扫人！...困在这个物理学家的躯壳里。 David: Rrrreally. 真～～的吗？ Phoebe: Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sure of it. You should just do it, just sweep and throw me. 喔，是啊，喔，我非常确定。 你应该要做做看，赶快扫东西还有丢我。 David: ...Now? Now? ...现在？现在？ Phoebe: Oh yeah, right now. 喔，对啊，现在。 David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it) 好的，好的，好的。 (准备好要扫东西，然後挑起一台笔电） 知到吗，这东西真的很贵。 (放到别的地方，然後挑起显微镜) 还有我要拿...这是个礼物。 (移开) Phoebe: Okay, now you're just kinda tidying. 好的，现在你就只是在收东西了。 David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop? 好啦，管他去了，管他去了。 (从桌上扫掉剩下的纸张然後抓起菲碧) 你想要我真的把你丢上去还是你...你要自己跳？ Phoebe: I can hop. (She hops onto the table) 我跳就好。 (她跳上桌子) (They kiss, finally) (然後终於亲吻) --

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