Part4 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.] Janice: I love this artichoke thing! Oh, don't tell me what's in it, the diet starts tomorrow! (Laughs her Janice laugh) Chandler: You remember Janice. Monica: Vividly. (Someone knocks on the door; Monica gets it) Monica: Hi. Sandy: Hi, I'm Sandy. Joey: Sandy! Hi! C'mon in! (She enters, followed by a young boy and a younger girl) ...You brought your kids. Sandy: Yeah. That's okay, right? (Joey and Monica look at each other and shrug. Ross enters with Marcel on his shoulder) Ross: Par-tay! Monica: That thing is not coming in here. Ross: 'That thing'? This is how you greet guests at a party? Let me ask you something, if I showed up here with my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your home? Monica: I'm guessing your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table. Ross: Okay. He was more embarrassed about that than anyone. Okay? And for him to have the courage to walk back in here like nothing happened... Monica: Alright. Just keep him away from me. Ross: Thank you. (She walks off) C'mon, Marcel, whaddya say you and I do a little mingling? (Marcel runs off) Alright, I'll, uh... catch up with you later. (The door opens. Rachel is standing there. Her coat is muddy and torn, her hair is dishevelled and her face is bruised. Everyone turns to look) Monica: Oh my gosh! Rachel, honey.. are you okay? Where-where's Paolo? Rachel: Rome. Jerk missed his flight. Phoebe: And then... your face is bloated? Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle... oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip? [Time lapse. Monica and Rachel, fixed up somewhat, emerge from a bedroom] Sandy: Y'know, when I saw you at the store last week, it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf. Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty. Sandy: Yeah. (They almost kiss and then Joey realises her kids are staring at them) Joey: Hey, kids... Ross: (Watching Marcel play with Phoebe. To Chandler) Look at him. I'm not saying he has to spend the whole evening with me, but at least check in. Janice: (Startles them) There you are! Haaah, you got away from me! Chandler: (Imitating) But you found me! Janice: Here, Ross, take our picture. (Hands him a camera and he starts snapping) Smile! You're on Janice Camera! Chandler: Kill me. Kill me now. (Someone else knocks on the door. Monica looks through the spyhole) Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby! (Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed) Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am! Joey: (Approaching) Hey Fun Bobby! Whoah! Who died? (Monica gestures wildly behind Fun Bobby's back) --

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