※ 引述《samchiu (闲祭秋)》之铭言： : [Scene: Carol and Susan's, Ross is preparing to talk to her belly.] [场景：Carol 与Susan家,Ross正准备要向Carol的肚子讲话] : Carol: Anytime you're ready. 你准备好就开始吧 : Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) : Ok, where am I talking to, here? : I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer : a certain acoustical advantage, but... 好好,要来罗 (他俯身靠近她的肚子) ok,我要朝哪里讲?这边? 我是说,呃,嗯,这个方式在某种程度上似乎会提供比较好的音响效果,不过.... : Carol: Just aim for the bump. 朝着隆起来的部位就是了 : Ross: Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. : Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid. 好好好好,要开始了.你知道,我,你知道,做不来. 呃,这太奇怪了,我觉得很笨. : Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. : You don't have to do it just because Susan does it. 那就别做,没关系的, 你不用因为Susan做了你就非做不可. : Ross: (quickly talking) Hello, baby. Hello, hello. (迅速接话)哈罗,宝宝,哈罗哈罗 : [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the group is coming back from the roof.] [场景:Monica和Rachel家,大家从屋顶回来] : Rachel: I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow : all over the park. 我喜欢大狗把整个公园都遮蔽了的那一刻 : Phoebe: Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? : I mean, that was just mean. 对啦,可是他们非得把他射下来不可吗? 我的意思是说,这样很坏耶 : Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, : juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here? 好罗,现在火鸡应该是外皮酥脆肉多汁.我们为什麽都站在这? : Rachel: We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys. 我们在等你开门啊.你有钥匙. : Monica: No I don't. 我没有. : Rachel: Yes, you do. When we left, you said, "got the keys." 你有啦,我们走的时候你说"钥匙带了" : Monica: No I didn't. I asked, "got the ke-eys?" 我没说,我说"钥匙带啦~~?" : Rachel: No, no, no, you said, "got the keys". 不对不对不对,你说"钥匙带了" : Chandler: Do either of you have the keys? 你们有人有钥匙吗? : Monica: (panicked) The oven is on. (惊慌)炉子是开着的 : Rachel: Oh, I gotta get my ticket! 喔我要拿我的机票! : Joey: Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key. 等等,我们有你们钥匙的备份. : Monica: Well then get it, get it! 那就去拿呀!去拿! : Joey: That tone will not make me go any faster. 你那语调没办法让我走更快. : Monica: (angry) Joey! (愤怒)Joey! : Joey: That one will. 这个就有了. : (Joey leaves to get the copy of the key.) (Joey离开去拿备份钥匙) : [Scene: Carol and Susan's, Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach.] [场景:Carol和Susan家.Carol在阅读,Ross在对着她的肚子讲话] : Ross: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, : you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare, I picked paleontology. : And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, : you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore. 然後大家都告诉我,你得挑个主修,你得挑个主修. 所以在一次挑衅中,我挑了古生物学. 然後你完全听不懂我在说什麽,因为,让我们面对现实吧, 你是个胎儿.你只在高兴你总算没有腮了. : Carol: Look, you don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it if you want. 欸,你不用非跟它讲话不可,如果你想的话你可以对它唱歌. : Ross: Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok? 喔拜托.我才不要对着你的肚子唱歌好吗! : (Susan enters.) (Susan进场) : Susan: Hi, how's it goin? 嗨,进行得如何啊? : Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, : get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! : (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that? 嘘!(开始唱)我们走在大街上,大家看我们的表情都很好笑.嘿,嘿! (对Carol说)嘿,呃,你有感觉到吗? : Carol: I did. 我有 : Ross: Does it always, uh--? 它每次都会,呃--? : Carol: No, no that was the first. 没有,那是第一次. : Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing! 继续唱!继续唱! : Ross: (singing) Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. : When you come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo. (唱着)嘿,嘿,你是我的宝贝,我等不及要见你. 等你出世我要买个贝果给你,然後我们会去动物园. : Susan: I felt it! 我感觉到了! : Ross: (singin) Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts. (唱着)嘿,嘿,我是你的把拔,我是没有胸部的那个人. --

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