[Scene: The subway, Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting. He goes up to her.] Joey: Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together. Girl: We did? Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis? Girl: Yeah, right. Joey: I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business. Girl: Get out. Joey: I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back. Girl: Really? You don't know what that means to me. Joey: Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing? Girl: (provocatively) Nothing. Joey: Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something? Girl: Yeah. (she gets up, notices something behind Joey) Oh. Joey: What's wrong? Girl: I just remembered, I have to do something. Joey: Oh. What? Girl: Um, leave. Joey: Wait, wait, wait! (Joey turns around and sees his face on a poster in the subway. The poster says: What Mario isn't telling you...V.D., you never know who might have it. A variety of scenes are shown with the poster displayed all over New York City.) [Scene: Central Perk, Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang.] Joey: So I guess you all saw it. Rachel: Saw what? Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter can be infectious. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.] Joey: Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD. Chandler: Tonight, on a very special Blossom. Commercial Break --

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