※ 引述《samchiu (闲祭秋)》之铭言： [Scene: Carol and Susan's apartment, Susan is there. Ross enters.] [场景：卡萝和苏珊家，苏珊在。罗斯进去。] Ross: Hi, is uh, is Carol here? 嗨，呃，卡萝在家吗？ Susan: No, she's at a faculty meeting. 不在，她去开教职员会议了。 Ross: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but... 喔，我呃，只是来这里拿我的头骨。 呃，不是我的啦，但是... Susan: Come in. 进来吧。 Ross: Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum. 谢谢。对，卡萝借去上一堂课，我要把它拿回去还博物馆。 Susan: What's it look like? 长什麽样子？ Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin. 大概就是一张大脸，少了皮肤。 Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it. 对喔，我有印象看到类似的东西。我们就一起找吧。 Ross: Ok. (browsing the apartment) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian. 好。 （环顾公寓）哇，你们俩真的有一堆当女同性恋的书耶。 Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it. 呃，知道吗，你必须去上相关课程。不然的话，他们不会让你当的。 Ross: (picking up a book) Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic. （拿起一本书）嘿，嘿，乌龟大王耶尔特。经典耶。 Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby. 事实上，我正在对小宝宝念这本书。 Ross: The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy? 小呃，还没有出生的小宝宝？这不会显得你们很...神经吗？ Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there? 什麽？你不觉得他们在里面也听的到声音吗？ Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it? 你不是认真的吧，我是说，你真的...你真的跟它说话？ Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. 是啊，随时随地。我想要宝宝认得我的声音。 Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me? 那你有呃，你有说我的事吗？ Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time. 有啊，有啊，随时随地。 Ross: Really? 真的啊？ Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy. 但是，我们只提到你是提供精子的波波。 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.] [场景：莫妮卡和瑞秋家，除了瑞秋以外都在。] Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not that I believe any of this. 听着，如果她在跟它说话，我只是想说我也应该有一些肚皮时间。 也不是说我相信这种事情啦。 Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say. 喔，我相信啊。我觉得宝宝完全听的到每件事情。 我可以证明。听着，这听起来有点奇怪，但是你把头放到这只火鸡里， 然後我们开始聊天，你会听见我们说的所有事情。 Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head. 我只是想说我百分百支持这个实验。 事实上，我非常非常乐意帮你的头抹奶油。 (Rachel enters.) （瑞秋进来） Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money? 嘿，瑞瑞，你赚够钱了吗？ Rachel: No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop. 没，还差的远呢。不要想韦尔，不要想跟家人见面，不要想咻咻咻了。 Monica: Rach, here's your mail. 瑞瑞，这是你的信。 Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table. 谢啦，你可以把它放桌子上就好。 Monica: (insistently) No, here's your mail. (坚持地)不行，这是你的信。 Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table. 谢啦，你可以把它放桌子上就好。 Monica: (gives her an envelope) Would you just open it? (把信封拿给她）你能不能就打开啊？ (Rachel opens it. Inside is the money she needed.) (瑞秋打开它。里面有她需要的钱。) Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great. 喔天啊，喔，你们大家好好喔。 Monica: We all chipped in. 我们全都有份喔 Joey: (to Monica) We did? (对莫妮卡) 全部？ Monica: (to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks. (对乔伊) 你欠我二十元。 Rachel: Thank you. Thank you so much! 谢谢你们。真的很谢谢你们！ Monica: (hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns. (给钱德一个袋子) 钱德，拿去吧，你的传统感恩节餐点， 里面有番茄汤、烤起司三明治、还有家庭号的炸洋葱圈。 Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday? 等等，等等，钱德，你的感恩节晚餐就吃这样子而已？ 什麽，怎样，你到底为什麽要跟这节日过不去啊？ Chandler: All right, I'm nine years old. 好吧，那是在我九岁的时候。 Ross: Oh, I hate this story. 喔，我讨厌这个故事。 Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly-- a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced. 我们刚吃完一顿非常丰盛的感恩节晚餐。 我还...我还清楚的记得这部分...满嘴的南瓜派， 而就在这个时候，我爸妈决定告诉我他们要离婚了。 Rachel: Oh my god. 我的天啊。 Chandler: Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse. 是的。一旦你看过反刍回来的感恩节大餐之後，你就很难再享受它了。 --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.167.113.12 这样小孩不会以为他是有点像超人的家伙 超能力是提供精子？ 我完全没想到相反指的是这个 我还在想为什麽离婚会跟感恩节大餐相反 天啊！！ 太有画面了... 难怪罗斯会讨厌这个故事... 又眼残... 把实验看成经验了... 看来我没什麽资格批评电视上看到的离谱错译... 已改正，谢谢 我是说如果中文用「精子人」会很像「蜘蛛人」之类的感觉吧 原文是没这个问题 加上语气就更没问题了 不然叫「精子先生」好了 我只想的到「豆豆先生」 这样应该够讽刺了 ※ 编辑: samchiu 来自: 118.167.114.134 (03/26 17:32)