107 PART 04 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back. Joey is holding the menorah over the wound.] Monica: (to Ross) This is just Bactine. It won't hurt. (Ross flinches in pain.) Joey: Sorry, that was wax. Phoebe: Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner. Ross: Why don't we just put 'poor little Tooty' out in the hall? Rachel: During a blackout? He'd get trampled! Ross: (nonchalantly) Yeah? [Scene: ATM vestibule.] Chandler: You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection. (Jill gives him a stick of gum, and a strange look) 'Gum would be perfection'? 'Gum would be perfection.' Could have said 'gum would be nice,' or 'I'll have a stick,' but no, no, no, no. For me, gum is perfection. I loathe myself. [Scene: The hallway of Monica's building. Phoebe and Rachel are trying to find the cat's owner.] Phoebe: (stops at a door) Oh no, the Mendels, they hate all living things, right? Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner. Mr. Heckles: Er, yeah, it's mine. Phoebe: (trying to hold back the struggling cat) He seems to hate you. Are you sure? Mr. Heckles: Yeah, it's my cat. Give me my cat. Phoebe: Wait a minute. What's his name? Mr. Heckles: Ehhhh... B-Buttons. Rachel: Bob Buttons? Mr. Heckles: Mmm. Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons. Phoebe: (the cat runs away from her) Oooh! You are a very bad man! Mr. Heckles: (as Phoebe and Rachel leave) You owe me a cat. [Scene: Rachel has gone off on her own to look for the cat's owner.] Rachel: Here, kitty-kitty. Here kitty-kitty. Where did you go, little kitty-kitty-kitty? Here kitty-kitty-kitty-kitty... (While looking at the floor for the cat, Rachel runs into a pair of legs. She slowly gets up and sees a gorgeous Italian hunk holding the cat. Who, by the way, you'll hate very, very soon. The man. Not the cat.) Paolo: (something Italian) Rachel: Wow. (she exhales in amazement, blowing the candle out) [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross, Monica, and Joey are playing Monopoly.] Ross: (rolling) Lucky sixes.... Rachel: (entering with Paolo, arm in arm) Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica. Monica: (smitten) Hi! Rachel: And Joey.... Monica: Hi! Rachel: And Ross. Monica: Hi! Paolo: (something in Italian) Rachel: (proudly) He doesn't speak much English. Paolo: (pointing at game) Monopoly! Rachel: Look at that! Ross: (jealous) So, um... where did Paolo come from? Rachel: Oh... Italy, I think. Ross: No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives. Rachel: Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat! Ross: That, that is funny... (to Joey).... and Rachel keeps touching him. (Phoebe enters.) Phoebe: Alright. I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere. Rachel: Oh, I found him. He was Paolo's cat. Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo. Rachel: Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe. Paolo: (something in Italian, he is apparently attracted to Phoebe) Phoebe: (smiling) You betcha! --

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