107- PART 02 [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.] Rachel: Alright, somebody. Monica: OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table. All: Whoooaa! Ross: That's my sister. Joey: OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library. Monica: Oh my God! What were you doing in a library? Ross: Pheebs, what about you? Phoebe: Oh... Milwaukee. Rachel: Um... Ross? Ross: Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.' All: No way! Ross: The ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. Phoebe: Oh, Rachel. Rachel: Oh come on, I already went. Monica: You did not go! All: Come on. Rachel: Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to be... (sigh)... oh, the foot of the bed. Ross: Step back. Joey: We have a winner! [Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.] Rachel: I just never had a relationship with that kind of passion, you know, where you have to have somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park. Ross: Well, it was the only thing to do there that didn't have a line. Rachel: There, well, see? Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course. Ross: Come on. Rachel: No, he said we were holding up the people behind us. Ross: (sarcastically) And you didn't marry him because...? Rachel: I mean, do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of... Ross: Probably. But you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. Rachel: Yeah right. Ross: It is. Eventually, it kind of... burns out. But hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security, and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So, you know, for all of those people who miss out on that passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff. Rachel: (sigh) OK. Ross: But, um... I don't think that's going to be you. Rachel: You don't. Ross: Uh-uh. See, I see.... big passion in your future. Rachel: Really? Ross: Mmmm. Rachel: You do? Ross: I do. Rachel: Oh Ross, you're so great. (she playfully rubs his head and gets up) (Ross gets up, pleased with himself.) Joey: It's never gonna happen. Ross: (innocently) What? Joey: You and Rachel. Ross: (acts surprised) What? (pause) Why not? Joey: Because you waited too long to make your move, and now you're in the friend zone. Ross: No, no, no. I'm not in the zone. Joey: Ross, you're mayor of the zone. Ross: I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a little bit closer to... Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever. Ross: I will, I will. See, I'm waiting for the right moment. (Joey looks at him) What? What, now? Joey: Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's messing you up? The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to go up to her and say, 'Rachel, I think that...' (Rachel comes into the room behind them) Ross: Shhhh! Rachel: What are you shushing? Ross: We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen. (everyone is silent) Don't you hear that? Rachel: Ahhhh! Ross: See? Rachel: Huh. (she agrees, but looks very confused) [Scene: ATM vestibule.] Jill: Would you like some gum? Chandler: Um, is it sugarless? Jill: (checks) Sorry, it's not. Chandler: Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that? Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it. --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.24.201.101 只是在分享他们办过事的奇怪地方... 虽然我也不懂密尔沃基和床脚边为什麽很奇怪 菲碧是本来就很怪 也许他觉得发音怪？ 床脚是因为明明就有床可以用吗？ ※ 编辑: samchiu 来自: 114.36.162.89 (01/08 20:44)