107 The One With the Blackout - Part 01 [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Phoebe, who is playing her guitar for the crowd.] Rachel: Everybody? Shh, shhh. Uhhh... Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. (applause) Phoebe: Hi. Um, I want to start with a song thats about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is all about. OK, here we go. (plays a chord, then the lights go out) OK, thank you very much. [Scene: The ATM vestibule of a bank, Chandler is inside. The lights go out, and he realizes he is trapped inside.] Chandler: Oh, great. This is just... (Chandler sees that there is a gorgeous model inside the vestibule with him. He makes a gesture of quiet exuberance.) Opening Credits [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone with her mother. Phoebe, Rachel, and Ross are there.] Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out! Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on. Rachel: Wow, you guys, this is big. Monica: (into phone) Pants and a sweater? Why, mom? Who am I gonna meet in a blackout? Power company guys? Eligible looters? Could we talk about this later? OK. (hangs up) Phoebe: Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. (to Monica) What's my number? (Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe strangely.) Phoebe: Well, I never call me. [Scene: ATM vestibule, Jill Goodacre is on the cellular phone. Chandler's thoughts are in italics(gray).] Chandler: Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre. Jill: (on phone) Hi Mom, it's Jill. Chandler: She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (pause) Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. Oh, yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot! Jill: (on phone) Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule. Chandler: Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule. Jill: (on phone) I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy. Chandler: Oh! Some guy. I'm some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night.' Yes, he was some guy. (Chandler strides proudly across the vestibule and Jill stares at him.) [Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.] Joey: Hi everyone. Ross: And officiating at tonight's blackout, is Rabbi Tribbiani. Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone. Phoebe: (at window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. (They all look at the window, grossed out, then flinch in pain.) Rachel: That had to hurt! [Scene: ATM vestibule.] Chandler: Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just make contact, smile! (Chandler smiles at her, she smiles back sweetly.) Chandler: There you go! (He continues to smile like an idiot, and she looks frightened.) Chandler: You're definitely scaring here. Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering phone) Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone) [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The phone rings; it's Chandler.] Monica: Hello? Chandler: Hey, it's me. Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK? Chandler: Yeah, I'm fine. (trying to cover up what he is saying) I'm trppd in an ATM vstbl wth Jll Gdcr. Monica: What? Chandler: I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth Jll Gdcr! Monica: I have no idea what you just said. Chandler: (angry) Put Joey on the phone. Joey: What's up man? Chandler: I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth JLL GDCR. Joey: (to everyone) Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler, listen. (says something intentionally garbled) Chandler: Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind. --

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