105 The One With the East German Laundry Detergent- PART 04 [Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.] Woman: Comin' through. Move, move. Rachel: Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine. Woman: Yeah, well, now you're kinda not. Rachel: But I saved it. I put my basket on top. Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds. Rachel: What? Woman: No suds, no save. Ok? (Ross arrives.) Ross: What's goin' on? Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine. Ross: Was your basket on top? Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds. Ross: So? Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save. Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend's machine. Woman: Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it. Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it. (The woman and Ross stare at each other. Finally she takes her stuff out of the machine and leaves.) Ross: (to the crowd in the laundromat) All right, show's over. Nothing to see here. (to Rachel) Ok, let's do laundry. Rachel: That was amazing. I can't even send back soup. Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh... Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent. (Ross pulls out a huge box of laundry detergent.) Rachel: What's that? Ross: Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough. (Rachel starts to load her clothes.) Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those? Rachel: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants? Ross: Rach, have you never done this before? Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin. Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things. Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates? Ross: (visibly nervous) Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call. --

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