※ 引述《samchiu (闲祭秋)》之铭言： 103 The One With the Thumb - PART 05 SCENE 6: IRIDIUM (AGAIN, MONICA AND PAULA AT WORK) 第六幕：铱餐厅 (莫妮卡和宝拉再度工作中) MONICA: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like? 你有跟一个你朋友全都很喜欢的男人交往过吗？ PAULA: No. 没 MONICA: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like. 好吧...那，我正在跟一个我朋友全都很喜欢的男人交往 PAULA: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through! 等等...你是说那群恶狼吗？好耶，有头牛安全过关了！ MONICA: Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing. 你相信吗？...知道吗？可是我没有感觉。 我是说，他们有感觉，我却没感觉 PAULA: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him! 亲爱的...你应该要随时都有感觉的。 听好，如果那是你对那家伙的感觉，莫妮卡，甩了他吧！ MONICA: I know.. it's gonna be really hard. 我知道啊...只是这很困难 PAULA: Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it. 呃，他是个大人了，他撑的过去的 MONICA: No, he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about. 不，他没事的，我担心的是另外五个人 (CUT TO CENTRAL PERK, WHERE JOEY AND ROSS ARE PERSECUTING CHANDLER) (跳到中央咖啡馆，乔伊和罗斯正在为难钱德) JOEY: Do you have any respect for your body? 你到底尊不尊重你的身体啊？ ROSS: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself? 你不知道你正在对自己做什麽吗？ CHANDLER: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it. 嘿，我已经受够了你们还有你们的癌症、肺气肿、心脏病那些的。 但至少，抽菸很酷，你们知道的。 RACHEL: (WITH PHONE) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you. (拿着电话)钱德？艾伦要跟你说话 CHANDLER: Really? He does? (TAKES PHONE) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true, .. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (HANDS BACK THE PHONE AND STUBS OUT HIS CIGARETTE) 真的？他要？(接过电话)嘿，夥伴，怎麽啦！ 喔，她跟你说啦，嗯，好，对，我偶尔会抽。 呃，对，现在也在抽。呃，这又没什麽... 好吧，也对... 天啊，你知道吗，从...从来没有人这样说过。 好啦，好，谢谢！ (把电话还回去并熄掉香菸) RACHEL: (TO ROSS, WHO HAS WANDERED UP) God, he's good. (对一脸茫然的罗斯)天啊，他真厉害 ROSS: If only he were a woman. 如果他是女的就好了 RACHEL: Yeah. 对啊 (THEY GIVE EACH OTHER A DUBIOUS LOOK) (他们交换了一个怀疑的眼神) (CUT TO THE GANG MINUS MONICA AND JOEY WATCHING LAMBCHOP AT RACHEL+ MONICA'S) （回到除了莫妮卡和乔伊之外的几个人，正在瑞秋和莫妮卡家看「羊排」） CHANDLER: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too. 唔，「羊排」耶。那只袜子多老啦？ 如果有一只袜子在我手上三十年，它也会说话了。 ROSS: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (DOES SO) 好吧，我觉得有人的尼古丁贴片该换了 (帮他换) (ENTER MONICA) (莫妮卡进来) MONICA: Hey. Where's Joey? 嘿，乔伊呢？ CHANDLER: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong? 乔伊吃了最後一片口香糖，所以被我杀了。你觉得这样不对吗？ RACHEL: I think he's across the hall. 我想他在对面 MONICA: Thanks. (GOES TO FETCH HIM) 谢了 (去找他) ROSS: (FINISHES CHANGING CHANDLER'S NICOTINE PATCH) There y'go. (换好钱德的尼古丁贴片) 好了 CHANDLER: (DEADPAN) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now. (面无表情)唔，我现在充满了喜悦与生机 ROSS: Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?.. Pheebs? 嘿，菲碧，剩下的那块夹心酥你要吃吗？...菲碧？ PHOEBE: Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart? 有人要吃剩下的这块夹心酥吗？ ROSS: Hey, I might! 嘿，我要！ PHOEBE: Sorry. ..Y'know, those stupid soda people gave me seven thousand dollars for the thumb. 抱歉...知道吗？那群白痴汽水公司的人给我七千元补偿那只指头 ALL: You're kidding. Oh my God. 开玩笑吧，我的天 PHOEBE: And on my way over here, I stepped in gum. ...What is up with the universe?! 然後来这里的路上，我踩到口香糖... 这是什麽世界啊？！ JOEY: (DRAGGED IN BY MONICA. HE HAS JUST COME OUT OF THE SHOWER) What's going on? (被莫妮卡拖进来，他刚洗完澡出来) 怎麽了啦？ MONICA: Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together. 没事。我只是觉得你们都在一起很好 JOEY: Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear.. 比大家都把内裤穿好还要好？ RACHEL: Uh, Joey.. 呃，乔伊... JOEY: Oh, God! (HURRIEDLY CLOSES HIS KNEES) 喔，天啊！ (赶紧把膝盖阖上) MONICA: (TURNS OFF TV) Okay.. (关掉电视) 好吧... ALL: Oh! That was Lambchop! 喔！那是「羊排」耶！ MONICA: Please, guys, we have to talk. 拜托，大夥们，我们得谈谈 PHOEBE: Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not. 等等，我有种似曾相识的感觉... 不，我没有 MONICA: Alright, we have to talk. 好吧，我们得谈谈 PHOEBE: There it is! 又有了！ MONICA: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan. 好。是...是关於艾伦。有件事情你们应该要知道。 我是说，这真的很难启齿...呃...我决定要跟艾伦分手 (THEY ALL GASP AND CLUTCH EACH OTHER) （他们全部倒抽一口气，紧紧抓住彼此) ROSS: Is there somebody else? 有第三者吗？ MONICA: No, nononono.. it's just.. things change. People change. 不，不不不...只是...事情不一样了，人也是会变的 RACHEL: We didn't change.. 我们没有变啊... JOEY: So that's it? It's over? Just like that? 所以就这样？结束了？就像这样？ PHOEBE: You know.. you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I- (CHEWS HER HAIR) 知道吗...当你放下了武装，开始想要真正关心一个人， 结果...我...(嚼她的头发) MONICA: Look, I- I could go on pretending- 听着，我...我可以继续假装... JOEY: Okay! 好啊！ MONICA: -but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It wouldn't be fair to you! ...但那对我不公平，对艾伦也不公平...甚至对你们也不公平！ ROSS: Who-who wants fair? Y'know, I just want things back. Y'know, the way they were. 谁...谁想要公平了？知道吗，我只想回到之前，就是，一切都好好的 MONICA: I'm sorry.. 我很抱歉... CHANDLER: (SARCASTIC) Oh, she's sorry! I feel better! (讽刺的) 喔，她很抱歉！ 我好多了！ RACHEL: (TEARFUL) I just can't believe this! I mean, with the holidays coming up- I wanted him to meet my family- (泪光闪闪) 我真不敢相信！我是说，假日就要来了... 我还想要他去见我家人呢... MONICA: I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans. 我会再遇见别人啊，还会有别的艾伦的 ALL: Oh, yeah! Right! 喔，是啦！ 对啦！ MONICA: Are you guys gonna be okay? 你们几个都还好吧？ ROSS: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time. 嘿，嘿，我们会好起来的，我们只是需要一点时间 MONICA: (DUBIOUS) I understand. (半信半疑) 我了解 (CUT TO MONICA TELLING ALAN IN A RESTAURANT) (跳到莫妮卡在一间餐厅告诉艾伦) ALAN: Wow. 哇 MONICA: I'm, I'm really sorry. 我真...我真的很抱歉 ALAN: Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved. 对，我也很遗憾。但是，我得告诉你，我松了一口气 MONICA: Relieved? 松了一口气？ ALAN: Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends. 对啊，呃，跟你在一起很愉快... 但我受不了你的朋友了 (CLOSING CREDITS) (片尾字卡) --

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