101 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version) [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with! Monica: 没有什麽好说的呀！他只是工作上的夥伴而已！ Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! Joey: 拜托，你可是和一个男出去耶！那个男的一定有什麽问题！ Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump#? A hump and a hairpiece? Chandler: Joey好了啦，对她好一点。那他驼背吗？驼背又戴假发？ Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? Phoebe: 等下…他吃粉笔吗？ (They all stare, bemused.) (大家困惑的看着她。) Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Phoebe: 哦我只是不希望她遇到我当初和Carl一样的事情而已。噢！ Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex. Monica: 好啦大家放轻松，这根本算不上约会，只是两个人单纯出去用个晚餐然後…不会 做爱啦。 Chandler: Sounds like a date to me. Chandler: 这听起来就像是我的约会一样。(或：这对我来说就是约会了) [Time Lapse] Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked. Chandler: 好了，所以我回到了高中，我站在自助餐厅的中间，然後我发现我没穿任何衣 服。 All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. 所有人: 哦，我做过这样的梦。 Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there. Chandler: 当我往下看的时候，我才发现有个电话…在「那里」。 Joey: Instead of...? Joey: 而不是…？ Chandler: That's right. Chandler: 对！ Joey: Never had that dream. Joey: 我没做过这样的梦。 Phoebe: No. Phoebe: 我也没有。 Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me. Chandler: 突然间，电话开始响了。我开始不知道要怎麽办，大家都着我。 Monica: And they weren't looking at you before?! Monica: 所以大家之前都没看你吗？ Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me! Chandler: 最後，我觉得我还是接起来比较好。我发现原来是我妈打来的，这非常的奇怪 ，因为：她从来没有打给我过！ [Time Lapse, Ross has entered.] Ross: (mortified) Hi. Ross: (压抑)Hi。 Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. Joey: 每次这家伙打招呼的时候我都想自杀。 Monica: Are you okay, sweetie? Monica: 亲爱的你现在觉得如何？ Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine#1, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck... Ross: 我觉得像是有人把手伸进我的喉咙、抓住我的肠子、从我嘴里拉出来， 再把它紧紧缠在我的脖子上。 Chandler: Cookie? Chandler: 饼乾？ Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today. Monica: (向其他人解释) 今天Carol把她的东西搬出来了。 Joey: Ohh. Joey: 噢。 Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee. Monica: (对Ross说) 我帮你拿一些咖啡吧。 Ross: Thanks. Ross: 谢谢。 Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck# at the air just in front of Ross.) Phoebe: 噢！噢！ (她开始拉下Ross前面的空气) Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura#! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? Ross: 不！不要！不要再清我的气场了！不！让我的气场安静一下可以吗？ Phoebe: Fine! Be murky! Phoebe: 随便你！继续阴沉吧！ Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy. Ross: 我会好起来，好吗？我说真的。我希望她会过得很快乐。 Monica: No you don't. Monica: 你才不会呢。 Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! Rpss: 我才不会，去她的，她甩了我！ Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Joey: 你从来不知道她是同性恋呀… Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on# that? She didn't know, how should I know? Ross: 对，我不知道，可以吗？为什麽大家老是执着这件事呢？她不知道，我又怎知？ Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian...(They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud? Chandler: 有时候我希望自己也是女同性恋…(大家都盯着他) 哦我说得很大声吗？ Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well. Ross: 我昨晚告诉爸妈了,他们似乎颇能接受的样子。 Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical# phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number? Monica: 真的吗？所以我半夜三点接到一个歇斯底里的女人打电话来说「我永远不能抱孙 子了，我永远不能抱孙子了」那是怎样？打错电话吗？ Ross: Sorry. Ross: 对不起。 Joey: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? Joey: 好了啦Ross，你看，你现在觉得很痛苦，你很生气，你受伤了。我可以告诉你要怎 麽做吗？ (Ross gestures his consent.) (Ross用手势叫Joey说下去) Joey: Strip joint#2! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones! Joey: 脱衣舞夜总会！拜托，你单身，你也有一些荷尔蒙需要呀！ Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again! Ross: 我才不想单身好吗？我只是…我只是…想要再结婚呀！ (Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.) (Rachel穿着一身湿礼服进来，并开始环绕四周。) Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends# his hand hopefully.) Chandler: 那我想要一百万！ (他充满希望的张开双手) Monica: Rachel?! Monica: Rachel？！ Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are! Rachel: 噢谢天谢地你在这！Monica嗨！我刚去你的公寓但你不在那，然後那个带着大铁 鎚的人说你大概在这，你真的在这，真的！ Waitress: Can I get you some coffee? 服务生: 需要咖啡吗？ Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? Monica: (指着Rachel) 低卡的。 (对大家) 好的各位，她是Rachel，另一个Lincoln高中的生还者。 (对Rachel) 这是大家。他是Chandler、Phoebe和Joey。和…你还记得我哥Ross吗？ Rachel: Hi, sure! Rachel: Hi！当然！ Ross: Hi. Ross: Hi！ (They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens.He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sit sand the others expect her to explain.) (他们互相拥抱，但Ross的雨伞却爆开了，他又很挫折的坐了下来。大家在Rachel坐下来 的时候沉默的看着她，希望她快点说明发生了什麽事。) Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?# Monica: 所以你现在要告诉我们吗，还是你要等四位湿透的伴娘来之後再说呢？ Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents,# and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge# gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo? - I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but...Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart#, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city. Rachel: 噢天啊…好吧，这是发生在婚礼前的半小时。当时我在放礼物的小房间里，我正 在看一个船形肉汁盘。那是一个非常棒的Lamauge船形肉汁盘，突… (对捧着咖啡的服务生说) 代糖？ 我才发现它比Barry更容易让我有冲动！我就吓坏了，我才惊觉：Barry长得多像 Mr. Potato Head呀！你知道，我说，我一直觉得他长得很面熟，不过……总之 ，我只想离开那里，然後我开始纳闷：为什麽我要这样做，我到底为了谁？ (对Monica) 总之，我就是不知道我该何去何从，我知道我们有些疏远了，但你是 唯一一个我知道住在这里的人呀！ Monica: Who wasn't invited to the wedding. Monica: 也是没被邀请的… Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... Rachel: 噢我本来偷偷希望那不会成为一个问题的… #1 小肠是small intestine，大肠是large intestine。 #2 就等於strip club ----- 我因为在google dox工作的，所以格式有改了一下不好意思XD" 第一次翻译，有些地方翻错的敬请指正(翻译原来那麽难Q口Q) --

※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 140.112.218.79 谢谢:D mortified那里我也觉得怪怪的QQ ※ 编辑: ijuforever 来自: 140.112.218.79 (04/22 16:01) 这两种翻法好像都有耶，我是觉得依Chandler的个性这种翻法比较好，不过也不太确定:( ※ 编辑: ijuforever 来自: 140.112.218.79 (04/22 18:32) ※ 编辑: ijuforever 来自: 140.112.218.79 (04/22 18:35) ※ 编辑: ijuforever 来自: 140.112.218.79 (04/22 21:36) ※ 编辑: ijuforever 来自: 140.112.218.79 (04/22 21:42) ※ 编辑: ijuforever 来自: 140.112.218.79 (04/23 14:16)