101 - Pilot [plots] - Rachel从婚礼逃出来，决定住进Monica她家，开始她独立的生活 - Ross跟他的lesbian老婆离婚了，整个人很是沮丧。 - Monica跟她的男友Paul约会，後来发现... [laugh] - Ross在抱怨他的婚姻: 这时候Rachel穿着新娘礼服跑进来。 Chandler见状，就说: Chandler: And I just want a million dollars. 但是门口什麽也没有。 - Joey问Phoebe要不要去Ross家帮忙，她说： Phoebe: I wish I could, but I don't want to. 众人: ....... - 当Rachel问起大家都有工作这一段，最後Chandelr取笑Joey在外面演的小木偶.. 他一边唱一边跑出去: Chandler: once I was a little wooden boy... [note] take credit for big time 欢乐时刻、职业中收入最高的一等 spell out 详细说明 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 102 - TOW The Sonogram At Last [plot] - Ross的前妻怀孕了，卡在老婆新女友中间让他觉得很度烂 - Rachel要把她的订婚戒指还给Mr. patato，不过她却意外的发现.. - Monica对於父母要来家里吃饭感到很紧张，因为她老妈总是爱酸她 [words] [idioms and phrases] mastodon 乳齿象 shoot for the star 成名在望 fluff 使..蓬松 roll with punches 和困难一起滚，也就是 ammunition 军火；弹药 能够克服困难之意 twirl 扭动；蜷曲 border on 接近.. anecdote 轶事 well up 情感的涌出 ob-gyn 妇科医生 cheap shot 贱招 cervix 子宫颈 ball up 揉成一团 gag 窒息 (v) plugs 植发 (n.) orthadentist 矫正牙齿医师 [laugh] 这集其实没有特别好笑的地方...除了monica她妈妈一直讽刺monica之外，就是Chandler 的冷潮热讽 XD (有看到再补充) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 103 - TOW the thumb [plot] - Phoebe的银行户头突然多了五百块，她却觉得良心不安。但是她越不想要，她的钱就 越来越多... - Chandler又开始抽菸了.. - Monica的男友Alan是个大好人，但是Monica却对他没感觉，不过其他五个人似乎却更爱 Alan... [words] [idioms and phrases] puff 一口菸 knuckle cracking 应该是手抓一抓关节会发出 minion 爪牙 批批啪啪的声音 bash 抨击 nicotine patch 戒菸用的贴布 crooked 弯曲的；不正常的 yardstick 码尺 softball 垒球 tin-foil 锡箔纸 snort 鼓鼻的声音 emphysema 气肿 [laugh] - Phoebe说她银行多了500块，她不知道要怎麽处理，Chandler竟然说： Chandler: Satan's minions at work again. (XDD) - Phoebe在她的饮料里面发现一根姆指，Chandler竟然说： Chandler: Maybe it's like a contest, like, collect all five? - Monica回来要找Joey，结果Chandler回答: Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. - 当大家责怪Chandler抽烟的坏习惯时，他说： So I have a flaw! Big Deal! Like joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughts? I mean, what the hell is that thing? 这句话说完没多久後，大家就开始吵起来，然後他就一个人奸笑着走出去 XD [note] David Hasselhof = 李麦克 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 104 - TOW George Stephanopulos [plot] - 今天是Ross跟Carol 性爱一周年，他整天都很沮丧，然後Chandler和Joey带他去看球赛 ，Ross却被曲棍球打到，後来到医院才知道Ross跟Carol是第一次... - Rachel遇到她以前的朋友，开始觉得自己一事无成，後来Monica和Phoebe试着要安慰她 ，却意外的发现George Stephanopulos就住在对街，结果她们就开始偷窥。并且聊了很多 八卦。 [words] [idioms and phrases] pay check 薪水支票 in reference to 关於.. window 信封袋上的透明纸窗 Twister 扭扭乐 nectarine 油桃 Slumber Party dirt 闲话 rum 兰姆酒 tweezers 镊子 (pl.) predicament 尴尬的处境 prep 准备；预备 crust 面包皮；硬外皮 bonehead 笨蛋 puck 冰上曲棍球用的橡胶圆盘 floopy predicament room [laugh] - 刚开始大家在说如果你变成「全能」的话你会要做什麽，Joey进来後把omnipotent听成 impotent，然後ross很好心的帮他纠正。 Ross: Joey, omnipotent. Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry. (他八成把omnipotent 听成了 I am impotent) - Rachel 在咖啡店遇到她以前的朋友，结果他们一见面的大吵大闹让Phoebe和Monica觉 得很好笑，於是她们模仿了一小段。 Phoebe: Look, I have elbows. Monica and Phoebe: (screaming) - Rachel : Do you have a plan? Phoebe : I don't even have a "pl" - Chandler在医院说了一堆白痴话 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 105 - The One With the East German Laundry Detergent [Plots] 刚开始他们在咖啡厅讨论男人和女人谁比较好 - Chandler想要和Janice分手，但是他又不敢，於是Phoebe就提议他们一起跟自己的对 象分手壮胆。 - Joey遇到他以前的女朋友Angela，他为了要把她，结果把Monica也给拖下水去。 - Ross 藉故和Rachel一起去乾洗衣服，差一点就要示爱成功。 [words] maneuver Multiple orgasms hunger strike 绝食抗议 gang up on sb scrunchy Mercedes convertible burn sb. up 让某人非常生气 accent (v) glamour glamour night dryer sheet belch Nuh-uh / Yuh-huh sheepish Bullwinkle socks proof 照片或写作的复本 suds 泡沫 detergent extra-tough spaz gentle cycle (洗衣机的用语) judgment call marshmallow peep rambunctious [Fun] PHOE: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us. CHAN: It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies. 结局：Chandler在外面叫着 I am free I am free! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 106 - The One With the Butt [plots] Joey演出佛洛伊德 - Chandler在剧场遇到一个漂亮的女人，去搭讪後出去约会，却发现这个女人竟然已经有 丈夫，还有一个「男朋友」。不过他似乎乐的很，但是到了最後，他还是选择分手。 - 大家在讨论Monica喜欢所有事情都由她一手掌握的怪癖 - Joey在艾尔帕西诺的电影里面要演出他的屁股，最後却因为他演的太过火了而被开除。 Monica想着她客厅的鞋子而无法入眠 [word] out of my league engine block anthropologically brittle ottoman fan out raggedy double moisturizer Teflon pan 泰福隆(一种材质)的锅 clench haphazard --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 107 - The One With the Blackout [plots] Phoebe在咖啡厅正要唱歌，却突然停电了 - Ross听从Joey的建议要在停电时向 Rachel告白，但是却半路跑出一只猫，然後又杀出 一个Paulo，Rachel就这样被抢了。 - Chandler在提款机和一个漂亮女人被锁在一起，出不去，但是他却不知道该怎麽和她讲 话，还讲了一堆奇怪的话，乱吐口香糖，最後还被自己的口香糖呛到。 - Phoebe抱怨她什麽事情都是最後一个知道的。 [word] ATM vestibule looter atrium menorah officiate Milwaukee poor table miniature golf course priesthood sugarless mangled animal carcass wax (蜡烛的腊) impish crapweasel --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 108 - The One Where Nana Dies Twice 公司的同事竟然要介绍一个男生给Chandler... - Chandler在追问为什麽会给大家同性恋的印象 - Ross的奶奶在医院死了两次，然後举办丧礼，不过大家都在丧礼上看球赛.. - Monica的妈妈不断的在挑剔Monica [words] fluorescent a matter of hours 只是时间的问题 fuzzy Sweet 'n' Los Debbie vibe tactlessness casket retainer 牙套 burgundy day shoe slimmer heel night cream spasm. belt loop hearing disability honey-glazed ham life-affirming paper mache heads [fun] Chandler: I just have to know, okay. Is it my hair? Rachel: [Exasperated] Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is. It's your hair. Phoebe: Yeah, you have homosexual hair. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 109 - The One Where Underdog Got Away - Joey要为诊所代言疾病广告，但是後来却发现他代言的广告是性病，结果变成大家的笑 柄。 - 感恩节，Ross和Monica的父母亲被邀请去波多黎各玩，他们只好在家庆祝，Chandler则 不过感恩节，Joey的家人因为他拍的广告以为他有性病不让他回去，而Rachel原本要和 家人去Vail滑雪，却因为突然的Underdog事件，让整个感恩节泡汤，不过最後..... - Ross忌妒Susan可以对他的宝宝讲话，於是他费了千方百计，才让自己适应和宝宝讲话 ，结果肚子里的宝宝竟然踢了。 - 因为Underdog的事情，结果Rachel和Monica两个人大吵了一架，Chandler还为此很开心 。 [word] lyme disease, grilled cheese fixin's, spritz, mull, mope, tater tot, let loose, on a dare, syphilis, Hemorrhoids 痔疮 [fun] PHOEBE: Look out, incoming pumpkin pie! [这句超好笑] CHANDLER: Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore. PHOEBE: Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for? JOEY: The bigger half. (XD) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 110 - The One With the Monkey [Plots] Ross带来一只新猴子Marcel - Chandler提议要大家在新年的时候都不能带男女朋友，结果这个协定却因为每个人(除 了ross)都偷偷找了一个伴而失败，不过到最後Monica的伴Fun Bobby的爷爷过世、 Rachel的伴Paulo没赶到飞机、Rachel又在车上被打、Chandler最後还是受不了Janice 、Joey带来的伴跟别人上床了。所以最後只剩他们六个人...。 [words] jolly, bewitching, smidge, snap, spatulas, elf, juggle, artichoke, bloated, open casket, glitter [fun] Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel? 最後Joey亲了Chandler --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 111 - The One With Mrs. Bing [Plot] - Chandler的妈妈在电视上发表新书，顺便要来探望儿子。在酒会上，Ross因为看到 Rachel和Paul亲热而沮丧，之後他在厕所遇到Chandler的妈妈而和她接吻，结果被Joey 看到。後来Ross觉得有罪恶感，便和Chandler坦承，Chandler十分的生气，但最後还是 和他妈妈讲清楚。 - Phoebe和Monica不小心害一个男人被车撞到，在他昏迷的这段期间，她们两个抢着要去 照顾他。但是在这男人苏醒之後，却对她们做的事情没有任何的回应。Monica和Phoebe 十分不高兴便走了。 [Word] blast (n) as in she's a blast, deficit, genitalia, slugger, restrung, grip size, jockstrap, love stick, knockout, go down that road [fun] Chandler: Because it's complicated, it's complex- Hey, you kissed my mom! [People turn to look] Ross: [To the rest of Central Perk] We're rehearsing a Greek play. Joey: No, no. He said 'When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?' Ross: Wow! Joey: Then she came back with 'The question is, when are you gonna grow up and realise I have a bomb?' Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say 'When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?'? Joey: That makes more sense. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 112 - The One With Dozen Lasagnas [plots] 开头大家在哼歌。 - Joey把桌子弄坏了，於是他和Chandler去店里面挑一张，但是总拿不定主意，最後他们 竟然买了一张足球桌回家... - Paulo对Phoebe作出逾矩的行为，结果Phoebe告诉Rachel後，全部的人都把他赶走了。 - Ross不愿意知道他孩子的性别，但最後还是被 Rachel不小心说漏了嘴。 - Monica 帮她姑姑做的千层面被临时取消了，结果她只好一盘一盘的送给别人。 [words] scrape, plunk me down, compass, placenta, amnio, intercom, hibachi, I'm out of sorts, distraught, wussy [fun] CHANDLER: What do you mean, like, buy it together? JOEY: Yeah CHANDLER: You think we're ready for something like that? CHANDLER: That's patio furniture! JOEY: So what, like people are gonna come in and think, "Uh-oh, I'm outside again?" Of course! RACHEL: Why have I never tasted these before? PHOEBE: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 113 - The One With the Boobies [plots] - Chandler不小心看到了Rachel的胸部，结果Chandler就盯着不放，後来Ross建议Rachel 应该也去看看Chandeler的小弟弟，这样才公平.... - Joey的爸爸来纽约办事情，结果不小心被Joey发现他老爸外遇，後来Joey教训了他老爸 ，却被他老妈给骂了一顿。 - Phoebe的男朋友是个心理医生，但是他讲话的态度像是在看病人，让大家都很不舒服。 [words] weave, mitten, mortician, embolism, come clean with, cave (V), out-of-work [fun] Chandler: C'mon, I'll show you to my room. ...That sounds so weird when it's not followed by 'No thanks, it's late'. Roger: Oh, just seems as though that maybe you have intimacy issues. Y'know, that you use your humour as a way of keeping people at a distance. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 114 - The One With the Candy Hearts [plots] - Joey带Chandler去餐厅和另外两个人约会，结果Chandler的约会对象竟然是Janice，两 个人最後还搞到一块 - 三个女生为了要忘掉不好的约会对象，听了Phoebe的建议，举办了一个奇怪的仪式把她 们旧情人的东西都烧光光，但是最後却引起火灾... - Ross好不容易约出了他大楼里的一个女人，结果在吃饭的时候竟然遇到了他的前妻，後 来Ross想要跟她复合。 [words] in the shell (egg), digital watch, magnet, sacramental, sage, oregano, grappa, scooch, foghorn, wolverine, wacky [fun] PHOEBE: Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 115 - The One With the Stoned Guy [plot] - Chandler想要找一个真正的工作, 所以当他的老板将他升迁之後, 他反而辞掉了工作， 他一直觉得自己没有目标 - Ross 不敢在调情的时候说挑逗的话, 於是Joey就教他 - Monica找到一份新工作, 但是他未来的老板在来试吃的那一天却吸毒了, 讲了一些很变 态的话 [word] swizzel stick, all-toast, ecclectic, curator, vulva, root for, hardball, blazed up a doobie, lit a bone? Weed? Hemp? Ganja? rot-shrimp ravioli, and celantro pondou sauce Taco shells, Macaroni and cheese --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 116- The One With Two Parts, Part 1 Plot - Joey喜欢上Phoebe的另一个双胞胎姊姊, 但这却让Phoebe感到很不舒服.. - Chandler没办法狠下心把公司的职员开除, 反而事情越搞越糟... - Ross跟他的前妻去上产前教育的课程, 他却开始担心起养育小孩的事情..因为他连个猴 子都管不好了.. Rachel要把圣诞灯拆下来，却给摔下楼去了。 [words] Lamaze class, whack, tuna melt, curly fries, Bath salts, capade, bath mat [fun] JOEY: Pheebs? You think it would be ok if I asked out your sister? PHOEBE: Why? Why would you wanna do that? Why? JOEY: So that if we went out on a date, she'd be there. MONICA: I can't believe you. You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet? CHANDLER: Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights. MONICA: Congratulations, I think you've found the world's thinnest argument. ROSS: Carol, honey, shhh, everything's gonna be all right. CAROL: What do you know? No one's come up to you and said, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Plot: - Monica带Rachel去医院看医生,但是因为Rachel没有保险所以他们两个就互换身分, 不 过治疗Rachel的医师可是两个大帅哥.. - Joey被Phoebe的姊姊甩了.. - Ross正努力的适应当一个爸爸, 最後..他终於在他的猴子Marcel身上学到了.. Ending..西文版的Friends =.= funny! (因为之前Marcel把电视转成西文频道却弄不回去 .) [words] wuss, pagan altar, hummus, chickpea, admissions form, side salad, simian, [fun] Phoebe和Uslera交换礼物的时候，Uslera给Phoebe的正是Joey给她的毛衣... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 118 - The One Where All The Poker Plot: - 大家都在玩Poker - Rachel寄出了一大堆的履历, 她能够找到工作吗? Ending : 大家在玩Pictionary, 画图猜东西的游戏 (有byebye birdie喔~)，大家都很怕 Monica玩Pictionary输了会摔东西。 [words] inquiry, cinnamon, straight (poker), salmon roulettes and assorted crudites, deal the cards, ya-yas, shufful (洗牌), temple (太阳穴), fold (盖牌), shy (不够), I beg to differ park at a meter 停车计费 [fun] Ross的猴子放那首奇怪的歌(Lions Sleeps tonight) Monica: What? Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black. Monica: Oh, Rachel! Phoebe: Oh, it's like the mother ship is calling you home. Ross: Alright. [to Rachel]: Your money's mine, Green. Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller. [he checks it, and zips up] Phoebe: Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 119 - The One Where the Monkey Gets Away Plot: - Rachel把Marcel给搞丢了..还搞来一个动物管理局的人员要来抓猴子 - Rachel收到Berry和Mindy要订婚的通知.. [word] embargo, frolic, clunky, waffle, radiator, Potassium, [fun] Ross: Anyway, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her. Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 120 - The One With the Evil Orthodontist Plot: - 有个家伙不断的在用望远镜偷看Monica的房子, 这使的Joey感到浑身不自在，结果经过 查证後，发现这个人竟然是个女人... - Rachel本来想要跟Berry分手的, 可是没想到他们却反而搞到一块。後来Mindy来找 Rachel要她作伴娘，聊天之後才发现原来Berry在当初结婚的时候就和Mindy搞过了.... - Chandler一直在等她女朋友的电话, 但是她始终没有打来，因为Chandler自己把电话关 机，自己又不敢打过去，因为他怕自己显得太黏人了。 [words] corn nut, testosteroney, leaf blower, shove, squirts out, Orthodontist, hone, spatter, snubbed, dental floss, boogie, retainer smock, monocle [fun] Monica学电话声，结果Chandler就吓到 XD CHANDLER: Hell is filled with people like you. ROSS: Four letters: "Circle or hoop". CHANDLER: Ring dammit, ring! ROSS: Thanks. ROSS: "Heating device". PHOEBE: Radiator. ROSS: Five letters. PHOEBE: Rdtor. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 121 - The One With The Fake Monica (+) Plot - Monica的信用卡被盗刷了, 但是她发现有另一个人正用着她的身分过着比她更要好的生 活，认识她之後，却发现她以一种积极的精神去面对生活，勇於尝试新的事物，不过最 後这个人还是被抓走了.... - Ross养的猴子正处於发情期, Ross不得不把这只猴子送到动物园去，结果找了几间竟然 找到一个马戏团... - Joey正烦恼着该取怎麽样的一个stage name，结果Chandler帮他取了个史达林的名字， 他还沾沾自喜... [words] get a hold, flounder, pipe dream, vigilante justice, blow dryer, docile, cornered, fluff, amish [fun] Monica: This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother. Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral. Chandler: Joey... Switzerland? Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MONICA, DON'T DO IT!! ...Thank you. (XD) Phoehe在舞蹈课里跳的舞也很蠢 Chandler: ...Take off their hats! Phoebe: Popes in a Volkswagen! ...I love that joke. Joey: Hi, uh, I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio. Casting Director #2: Name? Joey: Holden McGroin. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- 122 - The One With the Ick Factor Plot: - Monica 交了一个年轻的男友, 但是後来她却发现这个年轻的男友实际的年龄竟然是.( 高中生) - Chandler的秘书请了假, 於是他找了Phoebe代替一阵子,後来他却发现原来办公室里的 人都不喜欢他.. - Ross跟Carol决定用呼叫器来通知宝宝是否要生出来了..但是他却接到一大堆莫名其妙 的电话.. - Rachel梦中梦到她和Chandler 搞上床，结果Ross竟然也吃醋，还一直追问Rachel有没 有梦到他，结果最後Rachel又做梦了，还真的梦到Ross... [words] drill press, gunpoint, Bicentennial, felon, head rush, handdryer, icky, [fun] Phoebe模仿Chandler的语气的时候很好笑 (XD).. ROSS: It’s morphin time! JOEY: Stegosaurus! CHANDLER: Tyrannosaurus! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 123 - The One With the Birth Plot: - Carol要生小宝宝了~大家都到医院来看她。Ross和Susan抢着要帮Carol做事情，为的就 是要得到好印象，结果Carol把他们两个赶出去，却意外的和Phoebe一起关进储藏室内。 - Rachel在医院遇到了一个帅哥医生，但後来发现他是个不折不扣的工作狂... - Joey遇到另一个要生产的孕妇，刚好他们都喜欢篮球，而孕妇是个单亲妈妈，Joey只好 帮忙照顾她。 Ending : 每个人都在看小宝宝 bumper sticker, quartz, Ice chips, obstetrician, Mazel tov, zero station, vent, steal third, [fun] RACH: What, it's ok when Chandler does it? CHAN: You have to pick your moments. CHAN: I used to have that bumper sticker. [Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.] CHAN: [to Rachel] You see what I mean. PHOE: (singing) They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch, and soon they'll grow up and resent you so much. Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why, you cry and you cry and you cry. And you cry and you cry and you cry... CHAN: Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack! [throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in] PHOE: (singing) They found their bodies the very next day, they found their bodies the very next...[sees Ross and Susan staring at her] la la la la la la. (关进储藏室Phoebe还有心情唱这种歌..XD) Ben的名字由来：因为当三人被关在储藏室内的时候，是Phoebe穿的"Ben"的制服让他们出 去的.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 124 - The One Where Rachel Finds Out - Rachel在她的生日上终於发现Ross在暗恋她，因为Chandler说漏了嘴... - Ross 要去中国探查有关骨头的事情 - Joey的女朋友想要和他上床，结果意外的Joey认为他的性生活昇华了。 [words] waffle, jillion, cole slaw, ground-up flesh, itinerary , breakfront, rattle, ticker tape, hammerhead [fun] MELN: There is a little child inside this man! CHAN: Yes, the doctors say if they remove it, he'll die. Ross用录音机学中文那里超白痴 大概是「再见」、「你的风筝有..」、「你笑什麽？」 -- But in real life, you're not properly lit and there's no soundtrack. --Jack --

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