推荐经典歌曲： Garfunkel & Oates - The Loophole ps.本曲原本的歌名是 Fuck me in the ass because I love Jesus 改成Loophole应该是为了方便出专辑宣传。 欸…不确定投稿有没有限制尺度， 先提醒下页内容可能涉及不同的宗教观， 绝对不是歧视，勿对号入座，不喜勿入！ （好啦，这句是模仿某些人常用的假理性真歧视的起手式） ---- 不罗嗦， 歌曲连结在此：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsSwFpDEulI（附中字版） 推荐理由：很少有反串、打脸歌曲能够这麽朗朗上口！ 歌词大意：一个女孩因为宗教信仰被教导要婚前守贞， 但就像许多青少年，她又想跟男友鱼水之欢， 因此为了让自己保持圣洁，她突破了上帝的盲肠， 她发现在婚前一直选择跟男友肛交即可， 因为上帝只禁止同性恋肛交，没禁止异性恋肛交呢！ ---- 个人必须推荐之情感因素： 我受够那些不经大脑又伤人的发言了。 近年婚姻平权的议题备受关注， 一部分原因也许要感谢那些反智人士的助攻， 就像蔡止元之於柯批那样， 要不是敌人持续猪一般的发言， 不会那麽多人觉得需要发声来证明智商正常。 惭愧的是，在这两年之前， 我也从来不在乎结婚是不是人权，因为就有这个权力我也不会选择结婚， 最後是1130游行、立院公听会、护家萌、下福萌、Law in shit让我也醒了， 如果有这麽多人可以公开地以爱同志之名行歧视之实， 那我也想要弹着吉他温暖地唱这首歌打肿they的脸。 ---- 最後附上官方版mv：https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY 以及很长的歌词。 Walk the halls of high school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check It was easy to do until I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck But I made a pact To keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight Never learned about the birds and the bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in between my knees Cause The Bible says premarital sex is wrong But Jason says that guys can't wait that long I don't want to lose him To someone who'll do him I need to figure something out Well there's a loophole in The Scripture that works really well So I can get him off without going to hell It's my Hail Mary, full of grace In Jesus' name we go to fifth base! Oh, thank you for making me holy And thank you for giving me holes to choose from And since I'm not a godless whore He'll have to come in the back door Therefore Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a throbbing rationalization It's just between you and me Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see It's hard to be as pure as me To resist the urge to lose my vaginal virginity To wait until my marriage bed To give my husband my unsullied maiden head So take your cock out Shove it in my ass Fuck me until you come Oops! I mean let's join our souls And unite our bodies And fly with the wings of God Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this And no prophylactics when you put it in Cause birth control's for sluts and it's a sin I've emptied my bowels And laid out the towels I'm ready for romance Now I'm praying to the Power that's the Highest But of all of my holes, this ones the driest And we can't procreate if we anally copulate And God is OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight And I'm staying pure, no matter what So I'm OK with everything butt Everything butt Everything butt Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of a rock hard rationalization It's just between you and me Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see I do whatever The Bible tells me to Except for the parts that I choose to ignore Because they're unrealistic and inconvenient But the rest I live by for sure So let's not talk about how the Good Book bans shellfish, polyester and divorce And how it condones slavery and killing gays because those parts don't count, of course Let's cherry-pick the part about losing my cherry and mine it for ambiguities and omissions To circumvent any real sacrifice, but still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions And don't you dare question my convictions And don't look closely at the contradictions Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion And have faith in its complete jurisdiction As the only way to measure if you're good or not And in a debate, just say to “have faith” Because when you're up against logic, it's the only card you've got So close your eyes Take a deep breath And.. Fuck me in the ass cause I love Jesus The good Lord would want it that way Gimme that sweet sensation of an irrational rationalization It's just between you and me Cause everyone knows it's the sex that God can't see Yeah, my chastity belt has locks But sometimes you need to think outside the box -- ps.其中一个歌手饰演美剧The Big Bang Theory里Raj的疯狂女友XD --

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