作者uilyt (Helena is Venus)
看板the_L_word
标题Helena's talking art (s206)
时间Sun Jul 17 04:21:34 2005
s206 Lagrimas de Oro
前情提要完,居然可以提前哼出接下来Kit那段的配乐。
原来自己把TLW看到这样田地了。(应该只有这集206吧!)
(要看几遍才能这样?→这要归功於Helena~)
========================海派大心的206===============================
(Tina and Alice在小茶的新房子内,一起打扫。两人乐团开心地演奏着…)
(我们家Helena此时正带着信封什麽之类的走了进来。)
(喔喔喔~注意看,Helena刚进门时,又抿起了嘴唇。好性感喔~真想凑到电脑前亲下去~)
Tina: Oh! Oh, hi!
Helena: I, uh, I did ring the bell but I guess you couldn't hear me
over thec acophony.
Tina: How are you!
Tina: Um - god, I'm not, um - it's kind of a mess,
I'm not really...prepared for company.
Helena: I was just on my way to brunch and I thought
I'd drop off this paperwork.
Helena: Now the Headquarters for Social Justice has money in the bank!
(我觉得这一句挺幽默的~→乱意会一通的仙姑。)
(明明昨天还在肖想小茶的人。
隔天大早就能如此镇定地对小茶讲话,还带着一副无所谓的表情。
嗯~海式兵法又一招~(抄笔记~):欲擒故纵+欲拒还迎+欲走还留+…(想补足请自行推文))
Alice: Wow! Where do I sign up? Hi!
Tina: Thank you, um... can I make you a cup of tea?
( Helena心中OS:嘿嘿嘿~你怎知我想喝茶呀? →大叔变态状)
Helena: No, no, not today. I'll see you Thursday.
(这句not today,大家有没有觉得好似在哪里听过?没错没错,就是S102在测试Lara那段
,Lara也说了blah blah blah …not today~)
(好啦,我承认102这段我看了很多次,因为还挺有趣的!)
Tina: Okay. See you then.
Tina: Thanks - thanks for coming by!
(瞧~小茶的表情,海式兵法果然有了效果。)
blah blah blah…
Tina: I can't believe she saw me like this.
Alice: Like what, like a pregnant woman at home doing normal things in her
apartment? Like a normal person who doesn't always look like she was
dressed personally by Yves St. Laurent?
(Alice讲得不无道理。小茶做的事情是件再也平常不过的事情了!
但这样似乎对Helena外表所呈现的东西,相比之下,有相当大的反差~
前提要对对方有好感。)
Tina: I think I've put her off. Did you see the way she looked at me?
(小茶这样的说辞就道出她对Helena的好感了~对於喜欢的人,在刚起步时,
实在是不宜做一些$%@%@ (eg. 哇鼻孔、抠脚、放屁 and so on…),
尤其是对Helena这样海的人,难怪小茶会极度地不安。→海式兵法始终有效。)
Alice: Are you sleeping with her?
(咦~外国人比较喜欢睡觉?是长期睡眠不足吗?)
Tina: No. No, I haven't!
Alice: Are you gonna?
Tina: I don't know. I don't think I'm ready yet.
I mean, besides, look - with this.
Tina: Alice, don't be ridiculous. She's not even interested in me.
Alice: Huh.
(Alice是个个中好手呀~怎麽任何的端倪都逃不过她的法眼~
L.A magazine应该不是普通的杂志社吧?)
(Peabody Foundation得奖人的晚宴)
(Helena跟离婚男在讲话。)
Helena: Now, tell me, who wrote your grant proposal? It was so moving.
I think I'm going to copy it for the Peabody Foundation
mission statement.
离婚男: My wife and I wrote it. My ex wife. We've been divorced
for three years.
Helena: Oh, and you still work together. How progressive.
(how progressive!天呀~Helena真能讲话。要是我大概只会说:I am sorry…><)
(外加一提,Helena这边的动作挺迷人的~有被电到~)
(秃头男跟小茶在说话。)
秃头男: Helena's been on a rampage about Headquarters for Social Justice.
(管秃头男讲什麽鬼东西~)
(see~Helena对酒啜饮,看着小茶的眼神。一副要"饮茶"下去,迷死人了~)
blah blah blah…
(Helena对离婚男说)
Helena: Would you just excuse me?
(用力感觉一下Helena的眼神。)
(为什麽Helena会选择在这个时点起身离开餐桌呢?
我个人觉得有一点可能是因为小茶跟秃头男在对话,而後展欢颜。
姑且不论这笑容是虚应还是真诚,在喜欢的人眼中都不是滋味的吧!)
(Helena起身,从小茶身边走过。)
(瞧~那小茶一瞥的眼神!)
(有趣有趣!这一来一往的内心戏码~)
(稍後,小茶懦鸡哑响了,是Helena打来的。)
Tina: Hello?
Helena: Don't these boring, pretentious dinners make you really horny?
(怎麽有人可以把英国腔讲得这麽性感。来人呀~给我个CPR~)
Tina: Where are you?
Helena: Waiting for you to come and show me another side of Tina.
(想说Helena讲出这句话,要怎麽收尾?→看後两句。)
(我一直觉得Helena在这边的神韵和感觉,很像Lost and Delirious中的Pauline。)
Tina: And what side would that be?
Helena: The side that wants to walk away from that table right
this very second.
(亏编剧编得出这段话。强强强~)
Helena: I'll be waiting for you by the pool.
(这时小茶快被电晕了吧~)
Tina: What's my excuse?
Helena: Why do you need an excuse?
(Helena应该是个很有趣的人。一种说不上来的感觉…)
Tina: Well, because -
(小茶应该被压抑的严重:任何事情都要解释一番。)
Helena: Never apologize - - never explain, Tina.
(讲这句话,真有深度。)
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(煞风景~干嘛突然跳小贝画面。^^)
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(小茶来到池畔边~)
Helena: You know, I was so fucking bored up there. You were the only thing
that wasn't boring me to tears.
(咦~怎麽这句感觉跟205 Helena在与小茶初见面的对话相似:
it brought tears to my eyes.
果然,205与206的writer分别为:Rose Troche & Guinevere Turner。
有相处过的人用字都差不多吗?)
Helena: Come on. Let's go for a swim.
Tina: I don't have a bathing suit.
(小茶的腼腆表情+娃娃声?→LH真是可爱。)
Helena: And?
(Helena呀~Helena呀~你怎能连and一字都发音得如此性感?)
Helena: You're not timid... are you? Hadn't pegged you for being timid.
(激将法?)(再埋头抄~)
Tina: No, I'm not timid.
Helena: Is it because of Bette?
(错错错~Helena讲这句…大…错….特….错…!
怎能在这即将胜利来到的时刻,以敌方的名字出现,还从自己口中说出。
阙~Helena泼了自己冷水~)
Tina: I don't know.
Tina: Although... I've never done this before.
Helena: Well, that's good. I like the idea of being your first.
(嗯~再继续写笔记~)
Helena: You know...
I wanted to sleep with you from the first moment I saw you.
(可以确定外国人真的睡眠不太够~)
(BTW,讲这句话可能有两个涵义:1st, Helena可能是sex addict。
2nd, 小茶魅力之大,让人一眼就想跟她共渡。)
Tina: I find that hard to believe.
Helena: This is what I find the most beautiful.
(还是那句老话,自己弃之不佳的外表,却被捧在手心当宝呀~Helena,有你的~)
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(来了~来了~来了~重头戏来了。我好想当小茶喔~)
("母性光辉"+情慾女王小茶+Helena的手=鼻血狂喷&彻夜难眠)
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(什麽~小贝又突然来煞风景了。)
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206就在小茶与Helena的水中仪式,与优雅的backgroud music中结束。
================绝佳好戏206结束===============================
※ 编辑: uilyt 来自: 61.64.106.139 (07/17 04:32)
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