作者CherryVoe (Cherry Voe)
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标题[转录] 单身的五种幸福
时间Tue Apr 20 13:30:28 2010
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单身的五种幸福
2010年04月18日 15:03:37 来源： 中青网
Learn to appreciate your single status. Here are five things that singles
sometimes take for granted.
学会珍惜你的单身。以下5件事被认为是单身汉才有资格享受的幸福。
Step 1: Sleep 睡觉
Sleep is a beautiful thing. When you're single, no one's nagging at you to
get up or counting the hours that you've spent in bed. You are left in peace
with your box fan and body pillow. Sleep all day guilt-free!
睡觉是一件美妙的事情。当你单身时，没有人会催促你起床或责怪你在床上睡了多长时间
。你拥有的只是转页扇和靠枕。所以即使你呼呼大睡一天也毫无内疚感。
Step 2: Money 钱
When you're single, there's no joint account. You can do whatever you want
with your money. There's none of that "what's yours is mine, what's mine is
yours" foolishness. No household budget. Go ahead and buy that hideous,
life-size statue of Wayne Newton. Put it in the middle of the living room. No
one is the boss of you!
当你单身时，不存在共同账户。你可以买你想要的任何东西。像“你的就是我的，我的就
是你的”之类的愚蠢的观点完全不存在。你也不必担心家庭收支。你想买那个真人大小的
雷人韦恩牛顿雕像就去买吧。把它放在起居室的中间。没人可以管你！
Step 3: Career 工作
Work all night, all weekend if you want to. Then socialize with the boss
until 2:00AM or later. Your married co-workers can't compete. They've got
"commitments". You win by default! And when that headhunter calls, there's no
one holding you back. Pack up and move wherever the fattest paycheck is
waiting.
只要你愿意，你可以整夜整星期的工作。或者和老板应酬到淩晨2点甚至更晚。你那些结
婚的同事在这方面比不过你。因为他们肩负着“承诺”。你因对方弃权而轻松获胜。当有
猎头看中你时，也没有人可以拖住你。整理行装，去任何一个薪水更多的公司吧。
Step 4: Rejection 拒绝
When you're single, rejection is your friend. If you're on a bad date, make
up some excuse and get the heck out of there. You don't have to ever see her
again.
当你单身时，拒绝是你的朋友。如果你的约会很糟糕，那就编造一些理由闪人吧。你不必
再和他(她)见面。
Step 5: Amuse Yourself 自娱自乐
Host a poker tournament complete with back up dancers. See how much laundry
you can fit into the washer. Create a new dish out of the few things you have
left in the cupboard and eat it in the middle of the night. Become a pro at
belching the alphabet. The possibilities are endless.
举办一个锦标赛，并且有跳舞的拉拉队。看看你有多少要洗的衣服。把碗里吃剩的菜创新
出一道新菜肴，顺便在午夜时享用它。或者成为一个打嗝高手。各种可能无极限。
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1F：推 pd3mnd:推～自由是最大的幸福 04/20 17:20
2F：推 shujadzia:我假日都睡到下午..:P:P.. 04/20 19:57
3F：推 Fassbinder:大推XD 04/20 19:59
4F：推 bigstudent:第四点要怎麽解释啊?都被说 你一个人没事 就不能拒绝了 04/20 21:39
5F：推 longcent: 04/21 00:15
6F：→ longcent:没事就真的不能拒绝吗？一个人到山上发呆也算是一件事呀 04/21 00:19
7F：→ Loraiba:什麽都可以拿来当拒绝的理由，看你要不要(敢不敢)开口而已 04/21 11:07
8F：推 XDH:推楼上。下次我也要来试试：我没有要干嘛，可是我就不想跟你去 04/21 11:51
9F：推 njpmcj:看你敢不敢/要不要/想不想做而已+1 04/21 11:57
10F：→ Loraiba:记得要拒绝得有技巧一点，人情留一线日後好相见。 04/21 12:21
11F：推 nonojoy:拒绝看你要不要而已XD 推 我都说我工作忙 但其实也还好 04/21 12:30
12F：推 musiccalo:我有男友 不过五种幸福都有100分 爱情也满幸福的 04/22 00:45
13F：→ musiccalo:好 我承认我是来乱+show off囧(光速逃离) 04/22 00:46
14F：推 Hoopt:楼上.这里有黑洞...光速可是很难逃阿.会被抓住. 04/22 01:08
15F：→ sunmernoon:回4F,比起因为累拒绝男/女友的约,因为不想社交拒绝男女 04/22 01:23
16F：→ sunmernoon:友邀请你参与他的朋友圈,因为不想社交和压力,拒绝参加 04/22 01:24
17F：→ sunmernoon:伴侣的家庭聚会(逢年过节总是逃不掉),单身的拒绝,顶多 04/22 01:24
18F：→ sunmernoon:是少一个不体贴的朋友(这种还能算朋友吗?) 04/22 01:25
19F：→ sunmernoon:我大推前两项: 我要睡觉权! 我要金钱掌握度 = = 04/22 01:26
20F：推 YangWenli:自由自在是单身的最大幸福！:) 04/22 19:36
21F：推 paulyuan:值得一推, 尤其是第四项...不习惯应酬~>"<~ 04/26 12:56
22F：推 fearnot:我很推，但也会想要谈恋爱耶~ 04/26 22:04
23F：→ microcarpa:XDDD 打嗝高手 04/27 11:40