试看看翻一下下半部，翻得不是很好，有些翻不出来，如有错请指正，谢谢。 1. I make my own schedule and don't have to justify it to anyone. 我想干嘛就干嘛，不用找任何藉口。 2. No expectations to uphold. 不必满足任何(女方来的)期望。 3. No family to answer to. Hers or mine. 不管是她的或是我的家人，我都不用再应付了。 4. I have a very specific freedom that only we "single-lites" can know and appreciate. (这句不太会翻，我用猜的) Single-lites我在google上面找，似乎是”由两片门板组成的门(对开式的门)” 所以这句应该是： ”有些特别的自由在分手之後才会了解和体会到好处。” 5. I can look at any woman I want to and not feel guilty I'm doing it. 我要(偷)喵任何女生都不会有罪恶感。 6. I can put my rubber blow-up doll on a Tandem bicycle and... nevermind that one... 我(甚至)可以把充气娃娃放在协力车上面(都不会有人有意见)…算了…不要理我。 (就是你想干什麽蠢事都行) 7. I dont have to keep up with someone better than me, and I dont have to wait at the top of the hill for someone not better than me. (这里说的是社会地位)我不用再去努力追上比我更好的那个人，我也不必在山顶上等那个 人爬上来。 8. I can pick and chose what I want to buy and when... no arguements, no guilt. 我想要什麽就买什麽，我想哪时候买就哪时候买，不会有人跟我吵，而且无罪开释(如果 偷买东西被另一半知道的话就…)。 9. I can look and dress without having to satisfy someone elses image of me. 我的举止和穿着不再是为了某个人的幻想。 10. I dont have to shave! No need to mow down the face with no one to impress, right? ( I wouldn't complain if a woman chose not to shave her legs... who's body is it anyhow?) 不用再刮胡子啦! 不要再摧残自己的脸了，对吧~ (我才不会管女生要不要刮腿毛咧，哪有人的身体不长毛阿~) 11. All aspects of my life can be for me, no sacrifices to make to a partner. 我终於可以对自己的生活做主了，不必牺牲自己的生活去配合另一半(虽然partner一般译 为夥伴或是合夥人，不过也有解释为夫妻的意思)。 12. The absence of worry is less... some of you think I worry too much now? You shoulda seen me when I was dating, good godfrey I worried myself to death about my partners. I hide it well, but it was still this lingering painful thought saying "I hope she's alright..." 不必再担心她。 你们认为我会担心太多吗? 你们应该看看我约会的时候。 *我连(对我的)死党都会担心得要死。 我只是隐藏得很好，但是"希望她不会有事"这种想法总是令人痛苦难耐。 (这句good godfrey意义不明，我猜只是作为朋友的代称； “partners”因为是复数，所 以指得应该不是另一半的意思，推测是指说话者的朋友们。) 13. I don't have to hang around friends of hers that merely put on an act to simulate liking me. It has happened more than once. 我不用再应付她的手帕交，更不用提他们都装作一附很喜欢我的样子 14. I don't have to feel shame for bringing her home to a mom that doesnt like her. When that happened a rift was created that has never healed. She should've been happy for me in that I was happy. Instead she was disappointed I was with someone she didn't care for... mom had expectations of who she thinks I should be with. Therapy is digging up all kinds of things in my head... 我不必因为老妈不喜欢她而感到不好意思(羞愧)。 他们之间的嫌隙永远不会消失。 她不会因为我沉溺在两人世界的喜悦中而感到欣慰，反而会很失望我的另一半不是她所想 的那一种。 老妈总是期待我会成为她所期盼的那种儿子。 这种情况我想应该是无解。 (Therapy is digging up all kinds of things in my head...原文不知道该怎麽翻，字 面上意思是这种情况的解药必须翻遍我的脑袋才能找到，所以我猜应该是找不到解药) 15. No chance of partner-poaching, which only occurs in a relationship. I had it happen and for an instant, I was tempted. But I also knew how horrible I would feel had I taken that road. For all I know it was a test that I will never know the grade to. 不会有偷吃(或被偷吃)的问题。 我就曾经有一次很想要 但是我也知道如果我选择这条路(偷吃)会有什麽下场。 我只知道那对我来说只是一个我永远也不会知道答案的考验。 16. When families fight, couples tend to tear at the tapestry they are trying to weave together for themselves. It rips them apart at times. I don't face this at all, yet see it and am dumbfounded by it. 当两个家族争斗时 小俩口就像被撕裂的两半。 即使小俩口想私自复合，有时还是会被再度分开。 我不必去面对这种鸟事，还好我还没遇过这种吓死人的事情。 17. No possible worry that any of my male friends will try to poach my partner, no suspicion or jealousy... 我的哥们会偷吃我女友的可能性为零，也不会再有猜疑和忌妒。 (偷吃的问题再度提到) 18....however...men look at me and see a possible target for "boyfriend shopping" and they become a bit jealous and defensive towards me. At first anyway, once they know me they tend to trust me implicitly with their partner. 不过...当我和女友逛街时，其他的男生看起来就有点吃味且带有敌意，把我当假想敌 不过这只是刚开始，只要他们有了女友，他们就会了解我的处境而同情我 ... 19. Dont have to say "no honey, you dont look fat in that dress..." or deal with 200 pairs of shoes. thats over six months of a new pair everyday!~ Thats a fetish if I ever heard one... You'd have to be crazy to have that... oops I think Schmoopy may be listening... ;-) 不用再说"喔~北鼻~你穿这件看起来一点都不胖~ 或是为了200双鞋而头痛。 简直就是天天都会买新鞋，这根本就是恋物辟吧~ 有必要这麽着迷吗? ...ㄟ…"她"该不会全都听到我刚说的话了吧? 20. Tantra. 'nuff said. (略 请见Cisqua推文) -- http://fotologue.jp/querry/ http://album.blog.yam.com/querry --

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