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http://www.womansavers.com/p_posts.asp?t=4176 Top Twenty Reasons It's Good to Be Single: 1. No toilet seat issues. 2. You get ALL the blankets! 3. Nobody uses your razor. 4. You never get kicked in bed. 5. The smelly socks are your very own. 6. You can watch all the "chick flicks" you want, without listening to whining. 7. Nobody drinks the last of the _________ (anything) and puts the empty bottle back in the fridge. 8. You can walk around the house in your underwear (or less) without it being considered an "invitation". 9. You can burp or fart in privacy. 10. You don't have to deal with his burps and farts. 11. You are the master of your own destiny. 12. You can have male friends without dealing with suspicion or jealousy. 13. No snoring annoyance. 14. You don't have to check with anyone before going out with your friends unless it's your sitter. 15. You can talk on the phone as long as you want with your friends. 16. You don't have to listen to a weekly commentary if you gain a pound or two. 17. You can spend your money any way you see fit. 18. You don't have to worry about when he's coming home or why he hasn't called. 19. You choose what groceries you want and what brands. 20. You can spend all the time in the bathroom you want! 这是写给女生看的,所以请板友自动把he代换成she,male代换成female (反之亦然) 底下这篇是男人写的哟! 1. I make my own schedule and don't have to justify it to anyone. 2. No expectations to uphold. 3. No family to answer to. Hers or mine. 4. I have a very specific freedom that only we "single-lites" can know and appreciate. 5. I can look at any woman I want to and not feel guilty I'm doing it. 6. I can put my rubber blow-up doll on a Tandem bicycle and... nevermind that one... 7. I dont have to keep up with someone better than me, and I dont have to wait at the top of the hill for someone not better than me. 8. I can pick and chose what I want to buy and when... no arguements, no guilt. 9. I can look and dress without having to satisfy someone elses image of me. 10. I dont have to shave! No need to mow down the face with no one to impress, right? ( I wouldn't complain if a woman chose not to shave her legs... who's body is it anyhow?) 11. All aspects of my life can be for me, no sacrifices to make to a partner. 12. The absence of worry is less... some of you think I worry too much now? You shoulda seen me when I was dating, good godfrey I worried myself to death about my partners. I hide it well, but it was still this lingering painful thought saying "I hope she's alright..." 13. I don't have to hang around friends of hers that merely put on an act to simulate liking me. It has happened more than once. 14. I don't have to feel shame for bringing her home to a mom that doesnt like her. When that happened a rift was created that has never healed. She should've been happy for me in that I was happy. Instead she was disappointed I was with someone she didn't care for... mom had expectations of who she thinks I should be with. Therapy is digging up all kinds of things in my head... 15. No chance of partner-poaching, which only occurs in a relationship. I had it happen and for an instant, I was tempted. But I also knew how horrible I would feel had I taken that road. For all I know it was a test that I will never know the grade to. 16. When families fight, couples tend to tear at the tapestry they are trying to weave together for themselves. It rips them apart at times. I don't face this at all, yet see it and am dumbfounded by it. 17. No possible worry that any of my male friends will try to poach my partner, no suspicion or jealousy... 18....however...men look at me and see a possible target for "boyfriend shopping" and they become a bit jealous and defensive towards me. At first anyway, once they know me they tend to trust me implicitly with their partner. 19. Dont have to say "no honey, you dont look fat in that dress..." or deal with 200 pairs of shoes. thats over six months of a new pair everyday!~ Thats a fetish if I ever heard one... You'd have to be crazy to have that... oops I think Schmoopy may be listening... ;-) 20. Tantra. 'nuff said. -- ※ 编辑: Cisqua 来自: 118.168.134.39 (06/14 20:21)
1F:推 ssr123kimo:徵求翻译~~~ 06/15 09:01
2F:推 wnwangster:interesting read, forwarding to EngTalk. Thnx. 06/15 23:06
wnwangster:转录至看板 EngTalk 06/15 23:07







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