http://www.socyberty.com/Relationships/15-Reasons-to-Remain-Single.32672 15 Reasons to Remain Single by Literary Princess, Jul 3, 2007 Single is in! I'll give you one good reason why you should remain single and if you don't like that reason, I'll give you four-teen more reasons why being single isn't so bad. 1. Personal Belongings: Everything stays exactly where you put it and that's where you'll find it when you go back for it (unless your house is haunted). 不怕有东西找不到，除非自己乱丢XD 2. Noise Level: Don't feel like listening to loud music or a blaring television? Great news! You don't have too! 不怕会有噪音污染，想睡觉的时候有人在客厅看电视、听音乐之类的， 相对的，自己不用怕会吵到人，音响用力开，唱歌用力唱都行！XD 3. The Bathroom: You'll never have to fight over whether the toilet tissue is to be pulled "over or under". You're not on a schedule, there isn't anyone getting in the shower before or after you. There's no rush so, take a few extra minutes to brush your teeth (don't forget your tongue). And WOW, you can even "use the bathroom" without closing the door (please, only try this trick at home). 不用为琐事而争吵，想什麽时候洗澡都可以(不需要吵说谁要先洗XD) 用浴室的时候可以门开开的！！ 超赞的！！XDDD 4. Conversation: You can talk to yourself and answer (if you choose to) and no will ever ask who you're talking to or question your sanity. 自言自语没有人会当你是疯子～ 5. Closet Space: All of the closets belong to YOU (that's a major plus ladies)! 衣柜的空间都是自己的～ 6. Leftovers: That lasagna that you cooked last night and have been anxious to get home to all day will still be in the refrigerator when you get home. 冰箱的东西不怕会被吃光光！！XDDDDDDDDDDD 7. Thermostat: You have complete and total control over the temperature in your home. Chances are, if you weren't single you'd have to tolerate temperatures that aren't found on a normal thermostat like, 1° Cooler than Hell or 3° below Frost Bite . 想要家里有什麽样的温度都可以！ 8. Undressing: Kick your shoes off wherever you want! Who's going to complain? This rule even applies to undies. 脱光光也不会被骂，鞋子衣服随便丢也行XD 9. Leaving/Returning Home: When you open your front door to walk in or walk out, you're NEVER asked questions that are sometimes rather annoying such as, "Where have you been?" or "Where are you going?" Isn't it obvious that you're going out, when you open the door from the inside anyway? 出个门不用被问东问西～ 10. Telephone Calls: You never have to stress your vocal cords by screaming, "Pick up the phone it's for you!" 不用被找其它人的电话声吵到，不用大吼大叫，提醒别人有电话来了XD 11. Uninvited/Unwanted Guests: You never have to entertain in-laws. Enough said? 永远不用在家面对另一半的家人XD 不怕有不速之客 12. Fighting Neighbors: You can sigh with relief when you hear the couple next door fighting and be thankful that you don't have to go through that. 邻居的情侣或夫妻在吵架时，你可以满怀感激地庆幸…你不用像那样跟人吵架XD 13. Decorating: You can make the decision to paint your walls red, white and blue with green clovers, yellow moons and orange oranges and never have to stop and ask, "What do you think?" 家里要怎麽布置随便你！(要破坏也随便你XD) 14. Bedtime: Jump in! The bed is ALL yours, either side. Sleep at the top, sleep at the bottom, you can even try sideways. You won't have to worry about losing sleep due to someone's snoring and that dried up drool on the pillowcase, it's just yours! 床是你自己的，不用听别人打呼，睡相要怎麽差都可以XD 15. Unbroken: Unbroken, a word found in the dictionary under the word single . Single means, unbroken. Unbroken means, not broken. And we all know how the saying goes, "If it's not broken, don't try to fix it." 这句谚语还真有意思 :P 有些理由虽然还蛮好笑的，但我觉得十分认同，分享给大家。 ^___^ --

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