Men Are Hard To Please 男人很难取悦！ The problems with GUYS are: 男人的问题是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了。 If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好，他说你骄傲。 If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他。 If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPONG. 如果不，他说你是乡下来的。 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果跟他理论，他说你固执 If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果你沈默，他说你没大脑！ If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果你比他聪明，他没面子 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聪明，他很棒！ If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果你不爱他，他想拥有你 If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果你爱他，他试着离开你． If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him; 如果你不跟他做爱，他说你不爱他 If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME; 如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不，他说你不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果你骂他，你好像他奶妈 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂你，是表示他『关心』你 If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 如果你没有守承诺，你是不可信的人 If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是不得以的 If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; 如果你吸烟，你是坏女人 If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN. 如果他吸烟，他是绅士 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's PURE LUCK; 如果你考试成绩好，他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's HIS BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果你伤害他，表示你很残忍 If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他伤害你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦！ 一样为转寄，出处不明 翻译也不是我翻的 如果侵权，请来信告知！ --

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