翻得好累，这篇感觉很普通。 转载随意啦~ 这是一个美国华侨的心得： I'm ABC and came back to Taiwan (I've had my share of girlfriends in USA). In 5 years staying here (and dating several TWN girls from 25-36 yos, here is my take: Taiwanese women are narcissists, especially if she is even slightly attractive. Most of them live off their parents. If they are well-off, forget about scoring with them unless you are more well-off than them, their parents will find every reason in the world NOT to be with you. 我是一个回到台湾居住的美国华侨（译注：America-born Chinese），在美国曾 与几个女孩子交往过。在台湾待了五年，跟许多台湾女孩子约会过（她们介於25岁到 36岁之间）。我的想法是这样的：「台湾女人是自恋狂（译注：Narcissist，取自於 希腊罗马神话水仙花的故事。），尤其是那些稍为有姿色的，更是不可一世。这些女 孩子（作者曾约会过的），衣食皆仰赖父母。你如果没有比她们有钱，就别想讨好她 们了（译注：score with, to please someone or a group，感谢版友改证），还有 ，正因为她们比你有钱，她们的父母特别挑剔，宁可找上千百个理由，也不愿和你交 往。 $$$$ is king, you can be fat, butt-ugly but if you are rich or appear rich, they will find every reason in the world to like you. And if you are not, you can become 'friends' with them, you simply become her platonic biitch, she only calls when she needs you and will never ever admit she is just using you for material things but will always give you you subtle hints of the Coach, LV, or expensive electronic gadget that she really really wants for her B-day. 钱就是无冕之王。只要有了钱，台湾的女孩子和她们父母就会特别哈你，就算 你又肥又丑，她们还是找得出理由贴着你；要是你没钱，没关系，你还可以与她们 当无「性」的「朋友」，然而，她们在有麻烦事时，才会找你；换言之，你成了卑贱 的奴隶，得为她们做牛做马。她们就是只贪图现实利益才与你来往，但却从来不肯承认 。她们一有机会就会暗示你，要你送她们LV或Coach之类的名牌包包，或是要你在她们 生日的时候送一些超贵电子产品。 Worse, forgetting to bring her purse when inviting her & her friends to meet you. And if she brings it, puts the onus on you to pay for it by sitting there silently, not moving, as if waiting for the 'traditional-male ' to pick up the tab. 还有更糟的咧！也许你会邀请这些女孩子（还有她们的朋友），请她们参加一场聚会 ，但她们总是不会带自己皮包出来；如果她们有带包包，她们也不会主动付款；她们会 静坐在那儿，一动也不动，好像在等一位古绅士付款；换言之，她们把「付款」的责任 交给男生了。 And if she is poor, she is even more materialistic. I remember our company hired a TWN girl (27) never held a steady job, complain to us how little she makes and how her mom has no job and how she has to support her mom... then I found out her 1st paycheck, she went out and bought a IPhone4.. Saying how it was always her dream. All I can say was "wow" thinking how full of shhit she was. 有钱的女孩还好，没钱女孩更是「崇拜物质」到某种可怕的境界。我曾经在某家 公司服务，这家公司请了一个女生（27岁）。这女生从未有过稳定的工作，总是 向我们（公司人员）抱怨自己的薪水好少，抱怨她的老妈没有工作，抱怨自己必须供 她老妈吃住；然而，她第一次领薪水的时候，我看到她把钱拿去买一台「爱疯4」。 她说：「拥有一台「爱疯4」是我的梦想。」她真是有够烂的啦，我大开眼界，只有这 样才能形容她了！ And I'm talking about girls that aren't even that attractive. Maybe a 7/8 out of 10. Yes I'm being shallow by putting them on a scale like that, but if I'm one feet deep, these girls' can be measured in micrometers. 接下来呢，我来谈谈那些不怎麽吸引人的女生吧。如果满分有十分，台湾女生在 大概有七分（或八分）。对啦，这种评监标准实在肤浅。但我得讲：「如果我的深度 只有30公分，台湾女孩子的深度就只能用微米来计算了。」 The younger ones that are even semi-attractive, are even more materialistic and pretentious. Most pretend they are not materialistic. And the few that are not after $$$, are after Beiber looks no matter how gay-looking or irresponsible these guys are. 来讲讲那些比较年轻的台湾女孩子吧！她们的确有点吸引力，但又更「虚荣做作」 (译注：Pretentious，做作。)。她们嘴巴不承认，身体倒是挺诚实的。她们不是拜金， 就是「拜帅哥」，就算那些哥们的长相鸟得像是「贾斯汀‧比伯」，看起来不负责任又 很娘，她们就哈这种的！ Most don't have a job and those that do, spend as much money on their looks as the girls. There are no Rambos, athletic real man here (ok maybe 5% of population, sorry to these real guys). 这些娘炮没有工作，又喜欢像娘们打扮自己，花掉大把银子。我在这儿看不到像 蓝宝的人，强又imba（好啦，搞不好有5%的人口还满强壮的，在此向这些人道歉。） The guys these girls hang out with are perfect mirror of themselves, devoid of any personality and has the sophistication of a Lego block. Most of the skinny, wannabes gay looking guys (they actually think they are model-quality!!) hang around disco clubs, malls like spoiled rich American teenagers and spend all their money on the latest fashion craze. 这些女孩子所喜欢的男生，就是自己的完美写照：「完全没有个性，每个人都像 乐高积木一样制式。」这些爱美的娘炮（他们还以为自己是个天生的模特儿！）， 流连於夜店，像个有钱颓废美国青年，虚掷万金，就只是为了打扮自己。 The guys are so skinny and feeble (I'm sure they can double their size if they went to gym and worked out) that if a typhoon come suddenly, they all be blow to the ocean. The only thing that makes their wheel turn are MSN, SKYPE, Facebook, self-portraits of themselves plastered all over each other's home pages. 娘炮看起来又瘦又没什麽力气（他们要是肯健身，身体会是目前身体的两倍大！） ，台风一来，就可以把他们吹到海里去。他们唯一有动力的时候，就是开MSN聊天、 开Skype哈拉、看脸书、搞自拍照、或是把自拍照贴在另一个娘炮的网页上。 God, they make Bieber look macho. No, I'm not the jealous type, I'm just telling it as it is. I've also been to China/Vietnam/Thailand and there is a world of difference in the girls' attitudes when I meet them. 妈呀，连「贾斯汀‧比伯」都比他们MAN！我绝对不是嫉妒她们，真的。 。接下来呢，再来谈谈我在国外遇到的女生吧。我曾经到中国、越南、和泰国游玩， 那里的女人就有於台湾女生，差异之大之多，令人咋舌。 I remember meeting girls that are 9 on a scale of 10, with no attitudes, no BS, no mark-ups that will put the TWN girls to shame. 那里的女孩子，美人指数有9分！(满分十分)，脂粉不施，温柔娇媚，没有遭糕的地方 （译注：BS, bullshit, 感谢版友指证），台湾的女孩子看到只会自相形秽。 The girls I've dated, I eventually dumped them for several reasons. Most girls if they waited until 33 yo, they become DESPERATE, what they will never give the time of day few years ago all of a sudden become a candidate for that future husband who will have a baby with her and enslaved to them the rest of their lives. 我曾经和几个台湾女生约会，为什麽我不和她门子继续往来呢？原因有数个。大部 分的台湾女孩子到了33岁，就会变得绝望不安。她们以往看不起的男生，陡然成了自己 结婚的候选人，可怜这些男生，除了要养小孩，还要像个奴隶一样，照顾她们下半辈子。 They are too old for most guys looking for younger girls and the nice guys they dumped years ago have married, so they are looking for ANYONE that makes more than the typical TWN guys and that is less than 15 years older than them. 对於大部分台湾男生来说，她们太老了，而她们曾经距之门外的男生又已经结婚了 ，所以她们只好专吃那些娘炮（那些「贾斯汀‧比伯」），就算这些娘炮只要比她们 年轻十五岁以内就可以了！ And if the girls are 25-30 yo., you are an ATM to them. What the make a month they can't save enough for the credit cards they maxed out last year, let alone thinking about next week. They are always complaining about not having enough money, I would tell them in my previous relationships, my girlfriends never 'ask' or expect me to support their lifestyle, they ALWAYS lived a lifestyle that they can afford. It isn't about buying her expensive girls or being cheap, it is about having a solidrelationship based on trust, caring and understanding and respecting each other. 25~30岁的台湾女生，就只会把你当作ATM提款机。这些女生存不了钱，因为自己的 信用卡在去年就刷爆了，你别想要她们未雨绸缪。她们总是抱怨没钱。我很想跟她们 说：「我之前所交往过的美国女孩子，从来没有要我养过她们。她们有自己的生活方式 ，她们可以自己承担这样的生活方式；东西的价格从来不是谈恋爱的重点，稳定而长久 的关系、互信、互相关心、互相尊重，这些才是重点。」 Those words are like PHD dissertation to a kindergarten kid. Yes they will eventually learn, but these types of girls in TWN are the NORM not exception. A TWN man once told me, TWN young generation is fvcked. They try to copycat the worst (superficial side) of USA and Japan but they don't have the talent, means or education or skills to sustain their lifestyle they seek. That is why they rather live day to day pretending to be Japanese, or cool American teenagers and LET their parents or idiot guys that chase them pay for it. 这些话听起来像是说教，像是一个博士在对幼稚小孩子传道。没错，这些台湾女人 迟早都会学到，但他们在学到这道理之前都是一个样儿。有个台湾人告诉我：「年轻 一代的台湾人真是糟透了，他们试着模仿美国和日本的生活方式，却只囿於表面；这 一代台湾人没有足够的知识、技巧、还有头脑来支撑这样的生活方式。」 Granted, there are exceptions, but you must look like Bratt Pitt or Bieber, then you can sex with 1,000 of them without even breaking a sweat. yet the nicest guy can't even hold-hands with them because they are that stuck up. 没错，事情总有例外。如果你长得帅（像小贾斯汀或布莱德‧彼特），你就可以 轻松搞上一千个台湾女生。你可以不留一滴汗便爽爽做，然而，台湾最优质的男生 做牛做马，却连牵手都有困难，因为这群女孩子太骄纵了（译注：stuck-up，骄纵 之意。） In fact, that is what one of my friend has told me. he said it is so easy to have sex with 18-20 yos in Taipei, Kaohsiung or Taichung, all you have to do is dress cool and have the 'right-look' - as they are infatuated with blue-eyed, blond hair, Bratt-Pitts, all their cold-BS, pretentious shitt drops as fast as their skirts. 其实，我有位朋友曾跟我说：「在台北、台中、高雄，要搞18~20岁的女孩子简直 是太简单了；你只要穿得酷、有样子（眼睛要蓝色的，头发要金色的，要跟布莱德彼 特一样帅，一堆糟糕的缺点），那些像屎一样的女孩子一看到你，就会马上 脱裙子。 Then these same girls will come crying to you (I know some of them and have even warned them what these guys are after, but these girls believe in Cinderella stories and think they are the only Cinderella in the world). They will cry, sob about how these guys cheated on them, how they trusted them blah blah...and never ever trust them again... I just laugh inside know if the same guy calls her again next week or another guy, they fall for it again.) 然後这些女孩子就会跟你哭么，哭着说：「他们这麽信任这些男生，为什麽这些 男生要欺骗她们感情，我再也不相信他们了。」我曾经遇过几个这样的女孩子，也曾 告诫她们，请她们别与这些潮男来往，但他们就是以为自己有这种福气，以为自己从 灰姑娘变成了公主，还以为世界上只有自己才是公主！。没差，我心里也暗笑，反正 下次这个骗她们的烂人再找她们出去，她们一样会沦陷。 In fact that was what happened to this girl... even American girls aren't that dumb and fall for their lies (Literally what an American guy told me). No wonder lots of hardworking TWN guys go to Vietnam and Pinoy to look for wives because from WHAT I SAW from my own company, what they bring back is a fresh, young girl, MUCH better looking than the TWN girls that turn them down, hard-working, willing to sacrifice with the husband. 一个美国人跟我说：「美国的女孩子就不会像这群台湾笨女孩子一样，陷入这种 白痴情况。」难怪台湾的好男人，都跑去越南和菲律宾找女人结婚。我在公司里面， 看到这些外籍新娘，美貌又年轻，比那些拒绝他们（台湾好男人）的台湾女生美上 万倍、勤奋万倍、还愿意为丈夫奉献生命。 Of course TWN looks down at them because now, there are less guys to be their puppy dogs and because some of them are prettier than them and they can't for the life of them understand how this girl would marry them on a *normal income* that average 当然啦，台湾女孩子很鄙视外籍新娘，因为她们抢走了自己的工具人，还比他 们漂亮。当然啦，她们永远不会明白，为什麽这些外籍新娘会和这种薪水平常的男 生结婚。 -- --

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