作者jamesyu545 (大湿好湿)
站内sex
标题Re: [新闻] 男人应看自己的精子
时间Fri Mar 20 17:52:35 2009
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作者 nolifeguy (丑陋的宅) 看板 sex
标题 Re: [新闻] 男人应看自己的精子
时间 Fri Mar 20 14:27:42 2009
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之前在客厅看热火千娇打鸡枪,
最後忍不住想射,可是手边没有卫生纸又不想弄脏地板
就直接ㄗㄨㄚˇ在手上。
看着手掌中的精液,我流下男人的眼泪。。。
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一个男人
只有 3cm
究竟能否直接ㄗㄨㄚˇ在手上 ?
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以下是 西斯乡民大屌的ㄗㄨㄚˇ 洨示意图
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很明显的..
强而有力 射速快 弹着点集中
通通ㄗㄨㄚˇ出去了
抓都抓不住 !!
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接下来看 3cm 的状况..
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事实证明
3cm 由於弹道过短 压力不足
只能短距离闭ㄘㄟ洒洨珠
可以用手完全的接住 !!
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看着手掌中的精液
你流下男人的眼泪.....
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唉.....
拍拍///////
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都滴咖盘了
你还把我打出来惹人嫌吗 ?
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三十 ㄗㄨㄚˇ过山
三小 滴咖盘
.......XD
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57F:推 JERK7215:干笑死我 03/20 18:48
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67F:推 pee915:滴脚盘 03/20 19:05
68F:推 Jizzzzzzzzzz:滴到脚的意思~~ 03/20 19:05
69F:→ pee915:应该说脚背比较对 03/20 19:05
70F:→ Jizzzzzzzzzz:少年喷过溪 老来滴到鞋 03/20 19:06
71F:推 gogoangelin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 19:07
72F:→ kogade:真屌 03/20 19:10
73F:推 despair78214:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 19:13
74F:推 realtemper:XXDDD 03/20 19:14
75F:→ han3rd:太靠背了XD 03/20 19:15
76F:推 osiris9088:有笑有推 03/20 19:15
77F:推 Ayaun0417:XDD 一直闪3cm那段超好笑 03/20 19:15
78F:推 lpiglet:这太靠背了 03/20 19:18
79F:推 hapiness8888:真靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 19:18
80F:推 alove1988:滴脚盘 版标 03/20 19:19
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95F:推 chiayen920:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 19:37
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107F:推 amtb:XD 03/20 19:52
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110F:推 kinkiman:干这太好笑了XD 03/20 20:04
111F:推 chrishappy11:大湿...真强 03/20 20:06
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114F:推 leoandgrace:XDD 03/20 20:17
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116F:推 sam37520:超好笑XD 03/20 20:23
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129F:推 tomjack0405: 03/20 21:22
130F:推 tommy1233146:然後爆!? 03/20 21:22
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132F:推 nickchill:再补爆 03/20 21:25
133F:推 dxassin:再爆 03/20 21:25
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135F:推 SHUBA:爆 03/20 21:28
136F:推 dylantu:推XDDD 03/20 21:32
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138F:推 complexfish:百分百推 03/20 21:38
139F:推 fluterway:XDDDD 03/20 21:43
140F:推 stoudemire31:干~好机掰的感觉XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 21:44
141F:推 bugcoola:GOODDDDDDDDDD 03/20 21:46
142F:推 cyberib:XDDDD 超强啦~~~ 03/20 21:53
143F:→ ha0118:XD 03/20 21:55
144F:推 heartwar:这真的太幽默了y 03/20 21:55
145F:推 JKROBER:原po 高手 03/20 22:02
146F:推 kf222770:都滴咖盘了 你还把我打出来惹人闲吗????? 03/20 22:03
147F:推 DRmikeice:《文章篇数》451篇 (优:255/劣:1)..不用在帮洗了啦@@ 03/20 22:04
148F:嘘 amadeusli:帮洗优文! 超好笑。 03/20 22:11
149F:推 vgl:大湿 03/20 22:11
150F:推 Ken1251: 03/20 22:11
151F:→ pigiloveu:XD 03/20 22:14
152F:推 TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 22:20
153F:推 yrbu: 真的很机八 03/20 22:21
154F:推 linbaymayson:wahaha 03/20 22:26
155F:推 frank1033:XDDDDDD 03/20 22:32
156F:推 jerry761031:干这这个好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/20 22:42
157F:推 boboliafox:笑死我了 眼泪都飙出来了XDDDDDDDDD 03/20 22:50
158F:推 tirun:版标 GET 03/20 22:51
159F:→ tirun:欧欧~是另外一篇耶~~CC 03/20 22:52
160F:推 chevalierxd:推一个 03/20 22:59
161F:推 Gscout:XDDDDD 03/20 23:00
162F:推 wwwcopy:不错喔 03/20 23:06
163F:推 kinkijay:XDDD 好梗! 03/20 23:13
164F:推 pikaX:要拍拍 先把手上的洨朋友清理一下啊~~~~~~~ 03/20 23:21
165F:推 a5180637:干~超好笑的XDDDDDDDDD 03/20 23:23
166F:推 f204137:XD 03/20 23:42
167F:推 ham5:XDDDDD 03/20 23:43
168F:推 T0T:怪不得骑士队最近好威阿~~~~ 03/20 23:45
169F:推 Strogatz:可怜 po出3cm之後被狂表 03/20 23:48
170F:推 camel269:大军!!! 03/20 23:58
171F:推 vwii:太帅了(推推推推 03/21 00:03
172F:推 pidong:干 超好笑的 03/21 00:06
173F:推 creepy:XD 03/21 00:16
174F:推 victorshu:XDDD 03/21 00:17
175F:推 hyjie:XD 03/21 00:43
176F:推 STAR2599:XDDDDDDDDDDD 03/21 00:43
177F:嘘 qqpbpp:洗洗洗 03/21 00:53
178F:推 qqpbpp: 03/21 00:55
179F:推 hunterken:XDDDDDDDDD 03/21 01:37
180F:推 joseph77121:太强了...不推不行的啊!! 真传神@@ 爆了还是推!! 03/21 02:06
181F:推 howhower:嘘的人曾受过伤看到M就要嘘 03/21 02:13
182F:推 guesthiphop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/21 02:36
183F:→ lovegto:有笑有推 03/21 02:59
184F:推 huan770717:有效友推 好强大 03/21 03:01
185F:推 qmo668:!! 03/21 03:54
186F:嘘 sdhaha:优呀 楼下帮推 03/21 04:06
187F:推 sdhaha:gj 03/21 04:08
188F:推 tyhiub:这篇超强的 03/21 04:23
189F:推 gg9527:GJ 03/21 10:00
190F:推 joan091355:大师万岁!!!! 03/21 10:16
191F:推 huangkai:强!! 03/21 10:17
192F:推 kofking:XD 03/21 10:31
193F:推 extasyvonne:推~动画做得超写实~"~ 03/21 11:10
194F:推 ninet:好笑 03/21 12:59
195F:推 OOQ:都255了不用再帮优啦~ 03/21 13:28
196F:嘘 jjomj:很难笑.................... 03/21 14:20
197F:推 pigdaysun:有图解有推 03/21 14:25
198F:推 akumahirosi:不推对不起自己阿 XDDDD 03/21 15:56
199F:推 david1234:推 03/21 17:14
200F:推 spfd:画得不错啊 03/21 18:17
201F:推 greg7575:XD 03/21 19:56
202F:推 tarcy2767:不推对不起自己阿 XDDDD 03/21 20:01
203F:推 brianice:实在是太好笑了... 03/21 20:48
204F:推 ping0911:超屌 03/21 20:58
205F:推 ludingjin:XDD 03/22 00:05
206F:推 lightpisces:太好笑了 03/22 01:45
207F:推 e761031:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 02:39
208F:推 snda:笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 02:43
209F:推 newjedi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 03/22 08:52
210F:→ f204137:XDDDDDDDDD 03/22 19:00
211F:推 chrishappy11:大湿 03/22 21:44
212F:推 star0275:三十 ㄗㄨㄚˇ过山 三小滴咖盘XD 03/22 22:56
213F:推 Norther:XDDDDDDDD 03/22 23:49
214F:嘘 ukyolee:实在蛮难笑的... 03/23 12:02
215F:推 LGG0217:笑到流泪了~XD 03/23 16:25
216F:推 avvavv:有笑有推 03/23 21:58
217F:推 eddie70677:噗..... 03/25 06:45