作者sylviaplath (Mrs. Gatsby)
看板poetry
标题[创作] “A thousand things that men just don
时间Mon Feb 6 00:33:43 2012
"A thousand things that men just don’t get, or vice versa.”
1. Shampoo
"Why do you have 6 shampoos in your bathroom? Hell they even come with
additional matched conditioners!!”
"Is your question about the number of the shampoos I own, or is it about why
do they come with according moisturizers? If your question is the latter, you’
re absurd.”
2. Bags
"You seem to carry the same bag from yesterday but only with a different
color.”
"Yeah, I know. They are VERY different, right? Gosh, this olive green is SO
magnificent and I must have it!”
"Oh, I thought the bag you brought yesterday is olive green?”
"Are you crazy? That was ASPARAGUS green.”
3. Shoes
"How many shoes have you got, actually?”
"Take a wild guess.”
"20.”
"You mean pairs?”
"Yes. Of course.”
"No, take a wilder guess.”
"50?”
"Make it even wilder.”
"I can’t believe it! Are you a centipede or something? How much does one
pair cost you then?”
"The average is around…(counting) 100 bucks I think. I’m very thrifty on shoes.”
"OK.”
(Not a poem and not complete. Just for a laugh.)
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