作者hemels (甲贺弦之介)
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标题Re: [创作] Proposition 3.7. My love for Tu is u …
时间Wed Jul 23 07:48:07 2008
无意间看到这篇(好久没上英诗版了^^")
突然想起前阵子看到的一个自创搞笑歌
也是用数学来唱爱情
仅把原址及歌词贴上
虽说是歌词 许多歌词也都是如诗的
以此歌来说更是如此
我认为 歌词不但顺畅的使用了各种数学术语 押韵
合声起来也非常悦耳 丝毫不感唐突
但若版主真认为不符 请帮忙删罗:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTby_e4-Rhg
Finite Simple Group (of Order Two)
The Klein Four Group
The path of love is never smooth
But mine's continuous for you
You're the upper bound in the chains of my heart
You're my Axiom of Choice, you know it's true
But lately our relation's not so well-defined
And I just can't function without you
I'll prove my proposition and I'm sure you'll find
We're a finite simple group of order two
I'm losing my identity
I'm getting tensor every day
And without loss of generality
I will assume that you feel the same way
Since every time I see you, you just quotient out
The faithful image that I map into
But when we're one-to-one you'll see what I'm about
'Cause we're a finite simple group of order two
Our equivalence was stable,
A principal love bundle sitting deep inside
But then you drove a wedge between our two-forms
Now everything is so complexified
When we first met, we simply connected
My heart was open but too dense
Our system was already directed
To have a finite limit, in some sense
I'm living in the kernel of a rank-one map
From my domain, its image looks so blue,
'Cause all I see are zeroes, it's a cruel trap
But we're a finite simple group of order two
I'm not the smoothest operator in my class,
But we're a mirror pair, me and you,
So let's apply forgetful functors to the past
And be a finite simple group, a finite simple group,
Let's be a finite simple group of order two
(Oughter: "Why not three?")
I've proved my proposition now, as you can see,
So let's both be associative and free
And by corollary, this shows you and I to be
Purely inseparable. Q. E. D
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