An Aftershave Bleeding Roger Kuo (1984- ) The man was descended from noble ancestry and Had four wives and owned vast land. He knew things as big as how the world began As small as how to be a manlike man. He said "A man should be gentle and kind," And "Bear 'Lady First' in your mind." He loved to look good and be strong, so He trained himself from head to toe. The only drawback he'd been warned a lot Was the gross big whisker he had got. The tragedy began too early in his life All resulting from a razor knife. That night he was shaving his chin but He carelessly gave himself a cut. It began to bleed a drop, a flow, a stripe, And then a cascade too difficult to wipe. He was too shocked to think he had read How to stop the blood when he bled. The cut hurt him so much; he nearly swooned And grasped a cleaver to slice off the wound, And called his wives to come to drill, to sever, And to say goodbye to the cut for ever, So four shining blades kept going up and down Until nothing on his face can be named as a noun. Then, for him, the ladies were brisker For their happy husband would no longer be with such a heavy whisker. -- 我的个人报台「灵魂处女」 http://mypaper.pchome.com.tw/news/chiwaku/ 我的家族「汤樱邪马台」、「铁血日耳曼」、「风雪斯拉夫」 http://tw.club.yahoo.com/clubs/yuzakura/ http://tw.club.yahoo.com/clubs/eisenundblut/ http://tw.club.yahoo.com/clubs/wiatrisnieg/ --

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