我只列了几个俱代表性的， 想看全文的话可以去google找。 形容的真是贴切啊。 How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 问：换个灯泡需要多少只狗呢？ 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? 黄金猎犬：世界是多麽美好，空气是多麽清新，你竟然在这边担心那个烧掉的灯泡？ 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 边境牧羊犬：一只就够了。而且我还会更换所有坏掉的电线。 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 腊肠狗：你知道我根本就碰不到那个笨台灯！ 4. Rottweiler: Make me. 挪威那：有种你命令我啊！ 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. 拳师狗：谁在乎啊？我还是可以在暗暗的地方玩我那个会吱吱叫的玩具 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! 拉拉：我我我！拜托让我换灯泡！课以吗？课以吗？拜托拜托拜托！ 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. 德国狼犬：等我带这些人出去之後我就会把灯泡换掉。而且我还会确认没有人被遗漏， 再到外面巡视一圈，确定没有人趁黑偷做坏事。 8. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! 英国古代牧羊犬：灯泡？对不起，我没看到灯泡耶！ 9. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 科卡：干嘛换？就算没有灯我还是可以在地毯上尿尿啊。 10. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 灰猎犬：灯泡又不会动，谁在乎啊？ 11. ToyPoodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. 玩具贵宾：我会在边境牧羊犬的耳朵旁吹口哨，然後他就会去换了。等他把所有的 电线都换好之後，我的指甲油也乾了。 How many cats does it take to change a light bulb? Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. 那需要多少只猫呢？猫不换灯泡的，是人在换。 --

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