作者nightkid (Enuma-Elish)
看板paranormal
标题Re: [心得] 被外星人攻击的经验
时间Wed Sep 19 21:08:31 2012
http://www.tkec.com.tw/dic2.aspx?cid=842&hid=11957
(以上连结仅为范例使用 并无推销之意)
去买个防眩光台灯吧
考试的时候带着用
老师要是说你怎麽样 你就说我怕被外星人攻击就好了
※ 引述《wadersio (工亚本一家)》之铭言:
: 我曾经被外星人攻击过快7个月
: 那段时间不知道为什麽
: 本来戴的刚刚好度数的眼镜 居然变的太亮了..........
: 反而要改买度数更低的眼镜
: 考试写考卷时 也会看到考卷上有强光突现..........
: 都没办法好好的考试.............
: 现在再戴回原来度数的眼镜 反而很正常
: 所以外星人一出现 就会发出强力光线...........
: 一般人根本无法适应这种光线...........
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1F:推 oginome:他说我说的那个部分,根本是由他第一篇引申出来的 06/02 10:59