Weird 'al' Yakovic - Like a Surgeon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq3qnVpb3cI 朋友转来的一首歌，模仿 Madonna 的歌 Like a Virgin 还蛮搞笑的，有些波波的味道！ Lyrics: I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah I'm trying to avoid A malpractice suit Hey, like a surgeon Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Organ transplants are my line Better give me all your gauze nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last Let me see, that I.V. Here we go - time to operate I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out And see what he ate Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Here's a waiver for you to sign Woe, woe, woe Woe, woe, woe Woe, woe, woe It's a fact - I'm a quack The disgrace of the A.M.A. 'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die Before they can pay Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind Like a surgeon, ooh-hoo like a surgeon When I reach inside With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors Oh ho, oh ho Ooh baby, yeah I can hear your heartbeat For the very last time -- There are a lot things we don't want to know about the people we love. --- Chuck Palahniuk --

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