作者DrBear (批币比新台币难赚)
看板medache
标题[转录][无言] 肺里面有血块，要开刀
时间Mon Dec 10 11:37:01 2007
这篇转过来是要请大家多加小心
别人的笑话会是我们的纠纷
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※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: Blue6 (像被狠狠甩一巴掌) 看板: StupidClown
标题: [无言] 肺里面有血块，要开刀
时间: Sat Dec 8 22:39:42 2007
两三年前的事了吧
那时堂哥在工地工作，因为太笨从三楼掉下来，不过这不是笨点
救护车载到某省立医院後，我爸妈也赶到了
听医生说肺里面有血块，要马上开刀!!!
目送堂哥被推走後，反正也无聊就在那边看堂哥的X光片
妈：这血块看起来好像是观世音菩萨喔
我：会不会菩萨显灵所以摔不死
爸：我记得他好像有一块这样子的玉佩，说不定还真是菩萨显灵
妈：.......... 该不会是照ｘ光时没摘下来
结果，堂哥就被推回来了....
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6F：推 cimi:如果照出来是︶︶...气胸? 12/08 22:42
7F：→ iamam:妈妈聪明 12/08 22:44
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9F：推 cutemiluku:哈哈哈!! 12/08 22:46
10F：推 alex23587839:哈哈~你堂哥差点被医生砍了还大难不死~菩萨显灵 12/08 22:46
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13F：推 gingling:看第一页怕是集气文啊XD" 12/08 22:48
14F：→ mankaro:医生笨了吧 没多看仔细 12/08 22:49
15F：推 mardaban1:.... 12/08 22:49
16F：推 peitinglee:靠杯楼上也很好笑哈哈哈哈哈 12/08 22:49
17F：推 WooMyke:真的是菩萨保佑了XDDD 12/08 22:50
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25F：推 cutemiluku:太好笑!帮推! 12/08 22:53
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27F：推 waynemayday:哈哈哈 这个很好笑.... 12/08 22:55
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30F：推 boggylin:这医生也太天了吧.....XD 12/08 22:57
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33F：→ trustsp:NIce 12/08 22:58
34F：推 davidc619:超好笑的啦~ 难得一见的伪集气文~XD~ 12/08 22:58
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36F：推 shmilorm:...傻到.. 12/08 22:59
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38F：推 jahire: 菩萨现神蹟了!!!菩萨现神蹟了!!! 12/08 23:00
39F：推 prince2567:我看成 [集气]肺里面有血块，要开刀 12/08 23:00
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46F：推 coka65:太好笑 一定要推爆!!!!! 12/08 23:03
47F：→ gauyew:一横? 12/08 23:04
48F：推 yechu:楼上上上真的笨了,两三年前的事情了耶 12/08 23:04
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50F：推 cmkin:XDDDDD~这个好笑!! 12/08 23:04
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53F：推 darkcaster: 菩萨显灵 大难不死XD 12/08 23:05
54F：推 jk1986815:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈................. 12/08 23:05
55F：推 no0910:笑了 12/08 23:06
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63F：推 Coldfengzi: 祝原PO堂哥两三年前早日康复 12/08 23:13
64F：推 superyy:菩萨~救救我~~ 12/08 23:14
65F：推 suyute:求..求..菩萨..保佑.我.. 12/08 23:14
66F：推 qazpoi753:有够好笑~ 12/08 23:15
67F：推 overwh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/08 23:15
68F：推 kopapa1116:原来原PO堂哥两三年前早就康复了( ′-`)y-～ 12/08 23:14
69F：推 geniusya:超好笑XD 12/08 23:15
70F：推 w218:这太好笑了吧!也还好及早发现,要不然就会没事被开刀了XD 12/08 23:15
71F：→ yechu:看到推文我报笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/08 23:16
72F：推 Yie:XD 12/08 23:17
73F：推 prince2567:那你堂哥在两三年前死了嘛？（紧张） 12/08 23:16
74F：推 colorma:m了耶~ 12/08 23:18
75F：推 biggestbee:真的很好笑XDD 12/08 23:19
76F：推 oe: 菩萨显灵 m(_ _)m 12/08 23:19
77F：推 knust:这个有笨点楼下你说是不是...... 12/08 23:20
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84F：推 prince2567:论这篇被推爆的可能幸 12/08 23:28
85F：推 ohiammatt:以为是集气文 XDDDDDDD 12/08 23:29
86F：推 Yokidping:这个好笑 而且有後劲^^ 12/08 23:29
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95F：推 zictroy:医生OS"真倒楣..你自己没拿起来..干我屁事阿..."...冏 12/08 23:33
96F：推 xp1224n:这真的狠猛说= = 12/08 23:35
97F：推 jacky80336:笨点在一堆人以为原PO爸妈没发现的话堂哥就会被开刀= = 12/08 23:34
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100F：推 Calvin620707:菩萨显灵XDDD 12/08 23:36
101F：推 bluebarley:医生和照X光的人太呆的吧...XDD 12/08 23:37
102F：→ wu41289:要多积点阴德~~~ 12/08 23:37
103F：推 fangyulis:让他爆~让他爆~让他爆~让他爆~让他爆~让他爆~ 12/08 23:38
104F：推 pis3ces15:好好笑~ 帮推爆啊~~ 12/08 23:38
105F：推 kimi4087:推... 12/08 23:39
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108F：推 chenyiwen:我比较想知道是哪家医院那麽天 = =+ 12/08 23:40
109F：推 lovetop:靠背 我在敷面膜啊 不能笑啊!!!!!!! 12/08 23:40
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118F：推 kajer:血块显灵了 12/08 23:43
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120F：推 HuangAllen:班尼: 求~~求~~噗萨~~包佑我~XDD 12/08 23:43
121F：推 yaas0610:推!! 12/08 23:43
122F：→ cimi:Happy New year~ 12/08 23:43
123F：推 kkoowwee1102:还好是健康的推回来. 要是盖上.... 12/08 23:51
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125F：推 beautyev:还好没事 12/09 00:03
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127F：推 PIGTrue:XDDDDDDDDD 12/09 00:06
128F：→ shadowmoon:还好没事 XD 12/09 00:08
129F：推 coo2001:推~ 医院有笨到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 00:14
130F：→ coo2001:[眼残]去看堂哥的X片 12/09 00:15
131F：推 Nonbow:血块显灵了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 00:21
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134F：推 mkmkmk411:C大祝表哥早日康复XD XD XD 摔个楼两三年才好 12/09 00:26
135F：推 Marsarge:太好笑了啦 ~推一下 12/09 00:33
136F：推 luckykudo:妈啊 蠢爆了XD 12/09 00:34
137F：推 cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 00:36
138F：推 aCCQ:还好有推回来XD 12/09 00:43
139F：推 ffmuteki9:还好还好！XDDDDDDD 12/09 00:51
140F：推 draw7755:越看笨板越对台湾的医疗体系... 12/09 00:55
141F：推 irotasi:XD 12/09 00:56
142F：→ freesamael:菩萨保佑你有去看他X光片XDDDDDDD 12/09 00:59
143F：推 alucamia: 菩萨保佑你有去看他X光片XDDDDDDD 12/09 01:06
※ CrazyMoon:转录至看板 NTUmed91 12/09 01:07
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151F：推 mynameisamy:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!! 12/09 01:33
152F：推 a90610:哈哈...我笑了 12/09 01:43
153F：推 roscoe22:哈哈 好蠢 12/09 02:07
154F：嘘 lesgonowt:菩萨保佑你有去看他X光片XDDDDDDD 12/09 02:10
155F：→ lesgonowt:手残了 等等推回来 12/09 02:11
156F：推 lesgonowt: 菩萨保佑你有去看他X光片XDDDDDDD 12/09 02:13
157F：推 alex23587839:医生：你"某方面"有血块~要快动手术切除 12/09 02:35
158F：推 yoosulove:笑倒XDDDDDDD 12/09 02:43
159F：推 kyva:超蠢的 12/09 02:45
160F：推 orzisme:菩萨显灵 XD 12/09 02:56
161F：推 SiriusLupin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 03:26
162F：推 philxiao:这篇堪称经典XD 12/09 03:40
163F：→ izzit4ever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 03:51
164F：推 echolee:XD 12/09 05:43
165F：推 bisconect:有血块的是医生的脑袋吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 06:49
166F：推 jingyesi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 07:07
167F：推 qlz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 07:20
168F：推 BattleRoyale:XDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 08:50
169F：推 ckiwi54:以为是集气文+1 是说我也做过跟原PO哥哥一样的事XDD 12/09 10:32
170F：→ ckiwi54:啊 是堂哥 12/09 10:33
171F：推 Q4:真是好险.... 12/09 11:01
172F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 11:16
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175F：推 designmyself:哈哈哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 11:40
176F：推 SuperTaco:好烂的医生 XDDDDDD 12/09 11:46
177F：推 waygo1027:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 12:41
178F：推 paoiest:有笑有推~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 12/09 12:41
179F：→ ss60315:哈... 12/09 13:26
180F：推 liting74:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 13:33
181F：推 yung80111:XD 12/09 13:40
182F：推 eeverywhere:推菩萨显灵 XDXD 12/09 13:42
183F：推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 13:58
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185F：推 JoannaChang:XDDDDDDD 12/09 14:17
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187F：推 henry921:XD 12/09 14:33
188F：推 ibulondong:XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 14:41
189F：推 kobasara:XDDDDDDDDDD 我上扬了 12/09 14:50
190F：推 yohua:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 15:00
191F：推 willy106:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 15:02
192F：推 Nightload:真是一家危险的医院XDDDDDDDDD 12/09 15:41
193F：推 mantohu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 15:52
194F：→ love900:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 16:56
195F：推 hyde6429:XDDDDDD菩萨显灵 哈哈 12/09 17:01
196F：→ candycat919:这医生很扯喔= =+ 12/09 17:06
197F：推 liaso2:XD 12/09 17:26
※ littlepp205:转录至看板 joke 12/09 17:37
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200F：推 cocoyan:显灵罗XD 12/09 18:40
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203F：→ oldyai:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 19:03
204F：推 elenalee:XDDDDDD 12/09 19:32
205F：推 granadilla:XDDD 12/09 20:00
206F：推 WineCheese:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 20:22
207F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 20:24
208F：推 yuko750423:XDDDDDDD 12/09 21:58
209F：推 linlin110:XDDDDDDDD 12/09 22:15
210F：推 votinna:哈哈哈..菩萨真的有保佑耶 12/09 23:18
211F：推 lachesis1980:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 23:22
212F：→ Ferrero0212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 23:28
213F：推 EricWoo:子弹在总统身上 12/09 23:33
214F：推 herman602:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 23:56
215F：推 WAXIANG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/09 23:59
216F：→ flyinglove:XD虽然很爆笑，但是这位医生也太扯了吧="= 12/10 00:01
217F：推 Lukechao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/10 00:20
218F：推 IamHoney:超爆笑XD 一开始也以为是集气文......XDDDDDDD 12/10 00:27
219F：推 starlone:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/10 00:35
220F：→ bigear1030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 12/10 00:37
221F：推 nc3:干嘛一堆人骂医生啊@@ 明明拍X光身上饰品都要拿下来的 12/10 00:38
222F：→ nc3:爸妈会发现也是因为他们知道堂哥身上有戴吧 医生又不是神 12/10 00:39
223F：推 shoot2:哈哈快笑死了XD 12/10 00:42
224F：推 nana0426:好笑~~~~~~ 12/10 01:41
225F：推 ChonPiggy:有效有推~哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 12/10 01:42
226F：→ Blue6:回楼上上上的大大，笨点是我堂哥当时是昏迷的，原本我这篇是 12/10 01:52
227F：→ Blue6:想ｐｏ在八卦板的，不过想想还是得饶人处且饶人，笑笑就算了 12/10 01:53
228F：推 sida0312:XDDDDD 本来以为是集气文 12/10 03:22
229F：推 minisec:从3楼高摔下来还没事也颇强 12/10 09:45
※ meg01234:转录至看板 NDMC-N56 12/10 11:26
230F：推 DrBear:借转medache，以此为诫 12/10 11:36
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231F：推 petrova:XDDDDDDDDD 12/12 20:14
232F：推 pingmama68:我的妈啊~笑不出来了我~如果真的抓去开~就真的有好事要 12/14 02:14
233F：→ pingmama68:发生了啦~这应该要被写异常吧 12/14 02:15