※ 引述《cjcdream (声音)》之铭言： : ※ 引述《cjcdream (声音)》之铭言： : : Subject Call from Section 13 : : Hello boss, : : do you know this joke? The boss takes and shakes his employee and tries to : : wake him, then he screams: Do you know what you are?! - Yes, a just woke up : : employee...! : : 系统寄了个笑话给我看..... : : 好样的XD : 系统笑话又一发 : Hello boss, : do you know this joke? The boss calls all employees together. Ladies and : gentlemen, I may inform you: My wife will get a baby in six month! Silence... : Then one cleared his throat: And? - do you already have any guesses who could : be the father...? : 最近是怎了XD 系统笑话第三弹 Hello boss, do you know this joke? Our boss was a very cleaver mastermind already in his childhood: He had already with six years the same abilities as of today! -- ▏ ﹨ ﹨ ◤ ◣ ﹨ ﹨ ˙_˙ ) ) ﹨ ◣ ◤ ﹨ 晴天娃娃~晴天的守护者 ﹨ ◤ ◣ 我愿像它一样~能守护着什麽 ﹨ (( ◤◤◥ ﹨ 更希望我所守护的...是你... --

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