作者allengood (世界变了不是我变了)
看板joke
标题Re: 记得~
时间Sat Jun 30 01:49:06 2001
超无聊的啦~~~这种八百年前的事也拿来讲....
想当年你也算是前镇十大高手....给你一个"逊"
哀....也不能怪你...自从小真被抢走之後你就开始语无伦次了!!
那我讲讲最近陪同学见网友的事好啦^^
我有个同学,上网算是蛮久的...网友数数也算多了..不过就是不曾约出来见过
因此可能他对於见网友这码事...是既期待又怕受伤害吧...
一天,他问我有没空找我吃饭,我说有谁...他找我,他网友找他朋友,两对这样
我於是对他心理建设:男人不要太肤浅!!其实以貌取人的人是最要不得的
朋友最重要的是聊的来....不要在乎世俗的眼光....网友也是人....不要太过期待!!
他看我对他语重心长..良心建议...泛红的眼框中只差没脱口说出吾皇万岁
晚上约在校门口见面....也对...我同学还蛮精明的..晚上看不清楚杀伤力较小
左右张望..呜哇哇哇哇!!!!!!更.....那两个异世界来的非人类是怎麽回事!!!
是许瑞德派来的手下吗??还是人类尚未发现的新品种高山寒带生物??
靠近一看....呜哇哇哇...她是火星来的..我在discovery频道有看过!!!
没想到混入人类社会中这麽久...是想靠着bbs征服人类吗??
虽然我同学被称为衣冠禽兽...斯文败类...我也不想眼睁睁看他被残杀
我转头跟我同学比个"赞"....在他耳边跟他讲"记住..当个男人"
之後决定去吃刷刷锅......我不晓得怎麽吃完这一顿的.....
我只记得我面无表情...因为我怕我露出惊愕的神情..她会拿出光线枪射我
早知道我车大锁就带着...起码可以当成防卫的工具.....
现在我的武器只剩下一双筷子...还有两片牛肉...还有一块空心菜
虽然我想问她们台湾的食物你们是不适应..或是你们来地球多久了
但是讲出来的却是...你们是什麽系的阿...大几啦...
"喔喔....是喔....不错麻"然後赶快结束话题吃东西.....
不然我同学会说我没义气....
饭局就在这种很诡异的气氛下结束了.....
但是更诡异的是...我同学在约见面前居然跟她告白.....
这算啥??魔兽恋??
不过我答应不泄漏我同学的名字......
因为他当年可是前镇十大高手哩!!
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.csie.ntu.edu.tw)
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