作者jessieL (JL)
看板joke
标题[猜谜] 一句话证明你的英文有多烂
时间Tue Dec 15 18:16:03 2020
我只会认24个英文字母
这我以前同事想找英文家教的时候讲的
出卖他
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1F：→ celephone: ㄆ一 P 12/15 19:27
2F：推 mureka: 7-11 12/15 21:27
3F：推 whocare96: 如果是58编码的大写英文字母的确只有24个，看来是个 12/15 22:07
4F：→ whocare96: 比特币高手 12/15 22:07
5F：→ derrick1220: I'm find think you 12/15 22:35
6F：→ nighthunt: irwinner 12/15 23:11
7F：→ GGrunrundela: 我连24个自母都不认识 12/15 23:44
8F：推 zxzzzzzzzzzz: 还好字母不认识我 12/16 00:26
9F：推 amogha100: I dot car 12/16 00:43
10F：推 CockyTiger: 我只认识煞气A字母 12/16 00:59
11F：推 fredpaly: Your poor English 12/16 01:04
12F：嘘 GGrunrundela: 我真的重ㄟˉ念到力完全不会念 好可拨 12/16 01:08
13F：推 Talice: 我学错了 我学到26个英文字母了XDD 12/16 05:29
14F：推 hatephubbing: one car came, one car gone, two cars boom boom 12/16 06:58
15F：推 jiejiegood: 不是因为ET回家了，所以只剩24吗？ 12/16 08:09
16F：推 pony0904: yes i am 12/16 08:25
17F：→ pony0904: .. 应该是 yes i are 12/16 08:25
18F：推 yr223446: who care? 12/16 08:27
19F：推 DerrickLin: 我白天的时候就当student，晚上就去酒吧当....... 12/16 08:35
20F：推 littleming: no, i no care you 12/16 08:36
21F：推 payorshot: Why you lie i? 12/16 08:45
22F：推 faint3015890: Who car 12/16 08:48
23F：推 abjeffop: 因为ok蹦 12/16 08:53
24F：推 neweb: how da o 12/16 09:07
25F：→ abonbon: 干我加拿大长大的朋友也跟我说过一样的话，被我呛到爆 12/16 09:10
26F：推 girld: do you have free wife 12/16 09:14
27F：→ Bubble88: you like shit 12/16 09:21
28F：推 GN02599446: look three small 12/16 09:29
29F：→ annahuangtw: 为什麽要学英文，华人是未来的主角 12/16 09:34
30F：推 appleqqp: abandon 12/16 09:43
31F：推 ivyhoney: 居然有24个？为什麽你多三个？ 12/16 09:45
32F：→ georgekgh: people mountain people sea 12/16 09:50
33F：推 guccihuang: 什麽是英文？你说总统吗？ 12/16 09:57
34F：推 nichtsicher: ikae 12/16 10:03
35F：推 daye87: who cars 12/16 10:08
36F：推 yusam899: 我是瑞迪，I am ready 12/16 10:09
38F：推 bryanwang: apple pen 12/16 10:43
39F：推 stussy: today no see tomorrow see 12/16 10:44
40F：推 heaven3196: abble 12/16 10:50
41F：推 yang0083: wto cars 12/16 11:04
42F：推 jokerjuju: how do you turn this on 12/16 11:12
43F：推 Slemo: pardun? 12/16 11:39
44F：推 winnietslock: 你同事的数学跟英文一样好 12/16 11:40
45F：推 yokan: Important!!!!!! 12/16 11:57
46F：推 iluvwaffles: my engrish rich 12/16 11:59
47F：推 bryanwang: Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen 12/16 12:16
48F：→ thewtf: sod 12/16 12:19
49F：推 capdie159753: I is a good person 12/16 12:19
50F：推 prairiefire: I am watch on you 12/16 12:22
51F：推 iKelly: 谁可以告诉我英文字母到底有几个，很怕学错就完蛋了 12/16 12:23
52F：推 whhw: 不用担心这个啦，注定完蛋了好吗 12/16 12:37
53F：推 FeO: hey! hey! everybody condom okay? 12/16 12:51
54F：推 aoineko: important!! 12/16 13:11
55F：→ awerte: explain —> explaination 12/16 13:49
56F：推 ma1ma: ㄅook 12/16 13:50
57F：推 richar2001: 什麽是英文？ 12/16 13:57
58F：推 JASONGOAHEAD: well come 12/16 14:20
60F：推 mistsea: 数学家为了表达我的英文成绩发展出了负数的概念 12/16 14:29
61F：推 tree701: 认真不会念到Z 12/16 14:38
62F：推 rhythm1217: 刚好多我整整一倍，我只知道11个 12/16 15:20
63F：推 kaoru920: I doesn’t car 12/16 15:24
64F：推 kunimitotti: teble 12/16 15:47
66F：推 reload: Kello Hitty 12/16 16:47
67F：推 koala77777: 多益180 12/16 16:53
68F：嘘 ll1117: no no no, Chinese, Chinese. 12/16 17:28
69F：推 dean1234: You doesn’t knowed 12/16 17:29
70F：推 ro22113175: your mom boom 12/16 17:39
71F：推 Ten9: I'm fine 我是法恩 12/16 17:45
72F：推 sak1346: 注音符号我也不知道几个阿 12/16 17:56
73F：推 The4sakenOne: 抠你基挖 12/16 18:53
74F：→ qaz1wsx2: 只认识APPLE?XD 12/16 19:03
75F：推 Lupppp: 之前去日本，想请人帮忙拍照，想了一下结果还是说出，Can 12/16 19:05
76F：→ Lupppp: you please 拍..... 12/16 19:05
77F：推 mirror0227: 我只知道1A个 12/16 19:05
78F：→ quinietos: ok好 总total 是10个project 12/16 21:03
79F：推 chloefish: go back go back 12/16 22:11
80F：推 derrick1220: Bon Jovi图笑死 12/16 22:24
81F：推 f127361197: I dat car 12/16 22:48
82F：→ royking: 英文字母有几个？ 12/16 22:48
83F：→ ling7777777: 全部都写C 12/16 23:06
84F：推 yv811: abandon 12/16 23:17
85F：推 AEae2014: 推文笑死 12/16 23:47
86F：推 chaohsiung: 什麽？不是有50音吗？ 12/17 01:12
87F：推 zaoa3345678: I are winners. 12/17 01:19
88F：→ GGing: 总 total 12/17 07:18
89F：推 deathwomen: My English is pool 12/17 08:50
90F：推 how90825: I name is Peter 12/17 10:06
91F：推 Menderca: 笑死 12/17 11:38
92F：推 Nokia5269: 想起国中同学i have a question说成i am a question就 12/17 12:20
93F：推 yahoomessage: 我是贝壳 I am back. 12/17 12:23
94F：推 Ekmund: Jon Bovi XDDDDDDD 12/17 15:01
95F：→ Joyeeee: get of me 12/17 16:59
96F：推 a01249362: Cost down 12/17 23:47
97F：推 lacseven: 这句话有什麽问题吗 12/18 00:40
98F：推 tvxqjumbo: island 念 is land 12/18 01:15
99F：推 Beetch: Jon Bovi 三小 穷 波维 12/18 08:24
100F：推 OGC218: 你恭虾？！ 12/18 10:00
101F：推 waiter337: please shit down 12/18 12:24
102F：→ waiter337: pnorbuh 12/18 12:25
103F：推 z67186718: very think you 12/18 22:48
104F：推 k7278176: 我都用wold写报告 12/18 23:48
105F：→ newversion: My Englese is pool 12/19 01:03
106F：推 rick4282: seven morning eight morning cry father cry mother... 12/20 02:26
107F：推 FiveLine: important!!!!!! 12/20 05:21
108F：推 rainHime: This is bad 12/22 23:26
109F：推 enthpzd: House was Better 12/24 03:49
110F：→ kumaHL: 因为ET回外太空了 12/24 08:40
111F：推 moonlegent: My English is bad 12/25 22:16