作者SUZIKU (乘着风去流浪)
看板joke
标题[耍冷] 七夕
时间Mon Aug 28 19:56:21 2017
相传七月七日是牛郎织女放闪的日子
玉帝知道後
问身旁的肥宅
玉:真是感人 我们定个节日来庆祝情人节
肥:企系啦!
玉:太棒了 以後就称这天为七夕吧
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