作者kogba (要乱大家来)
看板joke
标题[笑话] 品茶师
时间Sun Aug 4 15:26:35 2013
从前有位知名的品茶师,为了品尝各地美味的茶,
专门替茶馆免费监定,并给予评价与建议。
消息一出,各地茶馆邀约不断。
有天,品茶师到了一间远境驰名的丸家庄茶馆评监,
茶馆老板已准备了顶级的茶给专家监定。
品茶师先喝了一口,面有难色,便告诉老板再去拿好的来!
品茶师再喝了一口,眉头一皱,怒摔茶杯,
并愤怒地说,别想拿这些假茶给我,
你再不把真正的好茶拿出来,你这间茶馆就开不成了!
老板眼看瞒不过专家,只好别扭的说...对不起...
真 茶 不 公 开!!
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