作者lefta (需要朋友吧)
看板joke
标题[耍冷] 鬼来电
时间Wed Sep 5 13:42:36 2007
小张在国外办公
一如往常上完班回到家
脱了脱鞋 把外套随手丢在沙发上
看时钟已经是半夜1点多
疲惫的他
正打算直接上床睡觉
这时手机忽然响起
小张拿起手机 看了下号码
是台湾家里打来的
小张不疑有他
马上将手机接起
手机的另一边
并没有任何的回应
夜深人静
小张仔细听到手机有些微弱的声音
是有东西在爬行...
这声音越来近 越来越近 越来越近
小张两颊的冷汗静静的流下
这时 爬行的声音突然消失
女人 一个女人的声音!
"底迪~叫把拔 把 拔 "
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我真靠北
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53F：推 sakulayo:XD 美国跟台湾的时差~~ 09/05 15:38
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73F：推 ttk620:温馨 09/05 15:53
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75F：→ TaigerWang:原po真告北XDDD 09/05 15:58
76F：→ Yie:XD 09/05 16:03
77F：推 evaxz:你真靠北XD 09/05 16:07
78F：推 pac2makaveli:你真靠北 09/05 16:15
79F：→ Asucks:推图也很靠北 09/05 16:18
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85F：推 cocoyan:对 你真的很靠杯XD 09/05 16:48
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89F：推 flowers30756:很温馨也很棒 09/05 17:05
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91F：推 karta1535575:图也很靠北 09/05 17:11
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100F：推 belucky:XD 推图靠北 09/05 17:38
101F：→ carrieW:图好好笑 09/05 17:41
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103F：推 QQWW92600:你累了嘛!!!! 09/05 17:45
104F：→ momo2585:清流XDDD 09/05 17:59
105F：推 BLACKY31:我笑翻!!!XD 09/05 18:03
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134F：推 shoubye:靠杯 09/05 19:46
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139F：推 Sevael:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好笑阿~~ 09/05 20:17
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147F：→ samuelosk:她是小鬼，不是鬼... 09/05 22:13
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154F：→ LeeNaiHow:哈哈哈!你真靠北!!哈哈哈!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/05 23:21
155F：推 DWoods:原来是女生！！ 09/05 23:40
156F：→ DWoods:很可爱耶~不过我喜欢弟弟爬行的姿势XD 09/05 23:40
157F：推 aimer6010:好可爱唷!!!! 09/05 23:48
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165F：推 cat395:XDDXDD 真是靠呗的温馨!!!!! 09/06 00:53
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167F：推 nightstory:本日最靠北XD 09/06 04:39
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170F：→ kotw15:你好靠北喔 09/06 09:14
171F：推 belongs:超靠北的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 10:36
172F：→ perusic:看到一半就猜到了 只给箭头 09/06 10:53
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176F：推 Taichun318:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/06 18:03
177F：推 aneyoko:喔我的天啊XDD 太好笑了 09/06 20:37
178F：推 qu4qu4:有够靠北...XD 09/06 21:38
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180F：推 oophs:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/08 19:08
181F：推 jh7735:借转班板 09/08 21:46
※ jh7735:转录至看板 KS95-316 09/08 21:47
182F：推 Eliot107:他妈的真是好笑.. 09/09 01:06
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