作者alien01 (教学香肠)
看板joke
标题[豪洨] 毕业颁奖
时间Fri Jun 16 00:05:45 2006
国小毕业典礼上 司仪正在请得奖的小朋友上台领奖
「李小美，品学兼优，以全校第一名成绩毕业，获得～县长奖！」
「曾中肯，热心助人，曾经募款帮助贫困学弟，获得～市长奖！」
「王小明，乱用成语，ㄅㄆㄇㄈ傻傻分不清楚......
获得～教育部长奖！」
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1F：→ ByKiss: 嗯 哈 呵 06/16 00:07
2F：推 visiongp:还蛮中肯的 06/16 00:07
3F：推 dumplingman:这毕业典礼真是如火如茶 06/16 00:08
4F：推 pcshwe:没错！！ 06/16 00:10
5F：推 doordie25:中肯 06/16 00:24
6F：推 kevinfu619:真是精彩纷呈的典礼啊 06/16 00:27
7F：推 temari:毕业典礼备极哀荣 06/16 00:33
8F：推 pphank:毕业典礼真是好的罄竹难书阿 06/16 00:38
9F：推 ItheInner:这球赛踢得真是如火如茶(茶) 06/16 00:47
10F：推 nanatori2002:这三人里面还是王小明最有前途~~~~~~~将来当总统 06/16 01:03
11F：→ yan761031:干 我不争气的笑了 06/16 01:26
12F：推 facecream:XDDD 06/16 01:35
13F：推 kochs:XD 06/16 01:37
14F：→ tuoba:XDDDDD 06/16 01:45
15F：推 Platon:XDDDDDDDDD 06/16 01:48
16F：推 snowcs:XD 06/16 01:48
17F：→ EaCi:中肯!! 06/16 01:54
18F：推 loveyanzi03:超中肯 06/16 02:06
19F：→ titus13:中肯 06/16 02:20
20F：推 pureshore:中肯!!!!!!!!!! 06/16 03:25
21F：→ eggimage:小明成绩异人罄竹难书 06/16 06:32
22F：推 bj26bj:XDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 07:51
23F：推 marsgod:我不争气的推了 06/16 08:03
24F：推 nevergiveup:赞啦！ 06/16 08:35
25F：推 thankss:water 06/16 08:51
26F：推 chrisliu0419:XDDDDD 06/16 10:21
27F：推 ohmygod0707:XDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 11:19
28F：推 frozenfrost:中肯!! 06/16 11:35
29F：推 farmershang:XD 06/16 12:17
30F：→ ferrarirossa:真棒XD 06/16 12:22
31F：推 GOFORYOU:中肯! 06/16 12:38
32F：→ me54156:中肯XDDDDDD 06/16 12:48
33F：推 carboxylated:中肯XDDDDDDDD 06/16 13:03
34F：推 calicocat:最後签名档真是画龙点睛啊XD 06/16 13:37
35F：推 newest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 13:54
36F：推 findwind:X 06/16 13:57
37F：→ findwind: ╭──────╮ ╭──────╮ 06/16 13:57
38F：→ findwind: │哈哈哈..... │ ╲囧╱ ┤笑点！ │ 06/16 13:57
39F：→ findwind: ╰─────┬╯ ｜ │你终於回来了│ 06/16 13:57
40F：→ findwind: ︵ ︵ ︵● （ˇ ╰──────╯ 06/16 13:57
41F：→ findwind:██████████████◣◥█████████ 06/16 13:57
42F：推 hsiaokang:中肯XD 06/16 14:28
43F：推 qu:太好笑了。XD 06/16 16:18
44F：→ murraya:不觉得教育部长当的不好耶 不想推 06/16 17:18
45F：推 nid:XD 06/16 17:21
46F：推 evay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 18:16
47F：推 holysea:小明的成绩优异的罄竹难书阿 06/16 18:37
48F：→ spooky221:XD 06/16 18:40
49F：→ tsioge:中肯 06/16 18:43
50F：推 charl:中肯!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 19:01
51F：推 poikg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 20:00
52F：→ Fantasywisty:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 21:53
53F：推 BruceX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 06/16 22:18
54F：推 seanken:XD 06/16 22:40
55F：推 ImissAeco:XD 06/17 00:09
56F：推 bookmusic:笑点在某m板友的推文呐!!! 06/17 00:31
57F：→ leicainptt:教育部长音容苑在，任内功绩罄竹难书 06/17 01:16
58F：推 Zeroyeu:XDDDDDD 06/17 02:01
59F：推 orgy068:干 推文超好笑 06/17 09:28
60F：推 zeais:中肯！！！ 06/17 09:50
61F：推 b1ackie:中肯！ 06/17 10:35
62F：推 dino1206:中肯 06/17 16:38
63F：推 chodaict:XD 06/17 23:23
64F：推 clbb:XD 06/18 13:03
65F：推 IOUI0UIOU:本文真是中出.....阿阿错了是中肯(不该XX完马上看PTT..) 06/20 15:08
66F：推 pauhsi:应该要得总统奖吧..... 06/23 20:07
67F：推 ardodo:如火如茶 推 10/26 01:56