作者BeBest ((^_^))
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标题[耍冷] 小白兔跟长颈鹿
时间Tue May 30 11:48:42 2006
转录自我们学校的笑话版
有一天 长颈鹿在路上巧遇小白兔 便跟他聊了起来
长颈鹿说:"小兔子，真希望你能知道有一个长脖子是多麽的好。
无论什麽好吃的东西，我吃的时候都会慢慢的通过我的长脖子，
那美味可以长时间的享受。"
小白兔毫无表情的看着他。
"并且，在夏天，那凉水慢慢的流过我的长脖子，是那麽的可口。
有个长脖子真是太好了！小白兔，你能想像吗？"
小白兔慢悠悠地说：“你吐过吗？”
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