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标题[老梗] 你想知道就问香蕉
时间Sun Feb 12 00:21:49 2006
国中生独自在海边漫步，忽然踢到硬物，低头一看是盏油灯。
他拾起来，用衣袖拭掉上面的沙，巨大的灯神出现。
国中生问：「是不是有三个愿望？」
灯神答：「不，那是童话惯用的夸张手法，我只能为你达成一个愿望。」
国中生提出要求：「我很想去美国大峡谷旅行，但是怕乘飞机；朋友提议坐邮轮，
我却怕晕船。你可不可建一条大桥，连接台湾和美国？」
灯神骂道：「神经病！你可知造一条这麽长的桥，需要多少钢铁水泥？不可能的事
我不做，你再想一个较实际的愿望吧！」
国中生说：「我很喜欢台湾第一天团五五六六，但也发现很多人没有真正了解
鸣鸣溜溜的演唱实力，可不可以让5566成为让大家公认的实力派
团体?」
灯神：「那条跨太平洋大桥我已经帮你建好了，是八线道并附有他
妈的ETC高速公路电子收费系统。」
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