作者speedbug (小虫)
看板joke
标题[哈哈] 贩卖机
时间Mon Nov 14 01:02:38 2005
有一天我走在湖边，
走着走着发现湖边有台贩卖机
(大家应该都看过就是长的像一只鲤鱼的...)
仔细看他卖的东西
┌───────┐
│ 金斧头 $1000 │ˍ 本机不找零
│ │
│ 银斧头 $700 │
│ │
│ 铁斧头 $300 │
└───────┘
这是要喂女神的吗?? ┴┴ ︵╰(‵□′)╯︵ ┴┴
接着看到一对父女 拿着一堆斧头往水里丢
小女孩边丢边说：呵呵 把拔~把拔~ 你看她们都围过来了呢!!
冏rz.....
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小虫的分享记事本
http://blog.xuite.net/speedbug/speedbug
小虫的摄影相簿
http://www.wretch.cc/album/speedbugno1
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※ 发信站: 批踢踢实业坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 61.62.84.241
1F：推 Rind:我不争气的笑了囧 11/14 01:07
2F：推 MacGyvers:大概有400多个女神在湖里吧...... 11/14 01:09
3F：推 alchemist:XD 11/14 01:16
4F：推 apotter:为什麽我会笑出来呢 这应该没有加洋葱阿 11/14 01:16
5F：推 apotter:补个XD 11/14 01:18
6F：推 a750291:这是我在这系列里看过最好笑的...XD 11/14 01:19
7F：推 hchwu:XD... 11/14 01:21
8F：推 crosstrail:XDDD 11/14 01:22
9F：推 bmans:推!! 清流阿~~ 我也想要喂食女神 囧 11/14 01:22
※ 编辑: speedbug 来自: 61.62.84.241 (11/14 01:25)
10F：推 foget:XDXD 好久没那麽好笑的了 11/14 01:26
11F：→ ando:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 11/14 01:27
12F：→ HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:27
13F：推 angelplume:XD 11/14 01:28
14F：推 laybear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:28
15F：推 anglesmile:喜欢吗？？把拔买给你喔 11/14 01:29
16F：推 moxian:唉呀~笑不停啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:30
17F：→ wearytolove:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:34
18F：→ aezakmi:有豪洨到~XD 11/14 01:34
19F：→ lkk7835045:XDDDDD 11/14 01:38
20F：推 silvermarmot:XDDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:40
21F：推 luckyapon:XXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDddd 11/14 01:40
22F：推 crazysniper:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:44
23F：推 klubin:XDDDDD 11/14 01:46
24F：推 hsiang0907:XDDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:56
25F：推 uranushgsh:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 01:56
26F：推 Armour:XDDDD.....还是要囧一下... 11/14 01:57
27F：推 christiantw:XDDDDDDD 11/14 02:01
28F：推 hvocy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:04
29F：推 rjab:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 差点按到2..... 11/14 02:05
30F：推 sunnix:XD 11/14 02:07
31F：推 content71:XD 11/14 02:08
32F：→ ahdah:XD 11/14 02:18
33F：推 herherhahi:XD 11/14 02:19
34F：推 lukehong:XD 11/14 02:19
35F：推 f12f13f14:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:20
36F：推 jzn:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:23
37F：推 ratrat:喜欢吗？？把拔抓给你喔 11/14 02:24
38F：推 whshvaca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:29
39F：推 KeeperOf7Key:XD 11/14 02:30
40F：推 jie0915:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:35
41F：推 DinDinDun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 02:59
42F：推 tarryboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 03:03
43F：推 SetsunaLeo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 03:04
44F：推 bogy332:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 03:31
45F：推 l982530:XDXDXDXDXDXD太好洨了XDXD 11/14 03:33
46F：→ apple90101:金斧银斧最好笑的一篇 11/14 03:45
47F：推 dvlin:XD 11/14 04:04
48F：推 wind2100:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 04:08
49F：推 yungwena:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD+1 11/14 04:19
50F：推 CowYao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 04:23
51F：推 chaudieuer:XD把拔 我也要养女神 11/14 04:45
52F：推 STWsoso:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy 11/14 04:59
53F：推 NightElf:有动画嘛 ? 没图没真相 囧 ... 11/14 07:29
54F：推 yinjing:Orz 11/14 07:43
55F：推 leepuppy:把拔~把拔~ 你看她们都围过来了呢!! 11/14 08:27
56F：推 Virucide:XD 11/14 09:01
57F：推 headnobig:XD 11/14 09:07
58F：推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 09:33
59F：推 kiopl:XD 11/14 09:41
60F：推 simdavid:XD 11/14 09:44
61F：推 ducktom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 11/14 10:41
62F：推 ImMACACO:把拔~把拔~ 你看她们都围过来了呢!! 父:嘿... 11/14 10:48
63F：推 those0:好笑~~ 11/14 11:10
64F：推 Crucio:为什麽我看不懂笑点...Orz 11/14 11:13
65F：推 too9s:我笑了 XDDDDDD 11/14 11:36
66F：推 speedbug:麻烦大家自行想向画面 要画400只女神 实在是太难了Orz 11/14 11:40
67F：推 seanken:XDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:48
68F：推 Platon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:48
69F：推 batflyaway:酷弊了XD 11/14 11:50
70F：推 shawncarter:XD 11/14 12:04
71F：推 funnykids:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 12:23
72F：推 PuppyLove:XD 来人啊 喂女神斧头?? orz 11/14 12:25
73F：推 PhySeraph:清流!!! 11/14 12:39
74F：推 tarks:XD 11/14 12:39
75F：推 a755110:XD 11/14 13:44
76F：→ amakumo2:XD 来人阿!喂女神吃斧头 11/14 14:02
77F：推 catsomeone:快笑死了 哪来这麽多女神...XD 11/14 14:12
78F：推 markpig:XDDDD 11/14 14:26
79F：推 emma5:XDDDDDDDDDDD 有笑到 XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:04
80F：→ DoggieDoggie:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:16
81F：推 windinin:好多女神.....害我得了 女神过敏症....一直笑笑笑笑 11/14 15:26
82F：推 kingzzz:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 15:39
83F：推 linlary:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 16:06
※ breakstomach:转录至看板 HSNU_990 11/14 19:15
84F：→ ninmit:XD 11/14 19:44
85F：推 abbag:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDrz 11/14 20:56
86F：推 KennyYao:哈哈哈...好好笑...>"< 11/14 21:04
87F：推 jeffgk2005:XDDD 11/14 22:09
88F：推 leftist0329:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 22:37
89F：推 baran:大推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 23:15
90F：推 carol25:推~~~~~~~~~~(炸) 11/15 00:02
91F：推 kaitokid1:XD 11/15 00:12
92F：推 speedbug:真多人QQ" 考完有空来画图看看好了...呵呵~ 11/15 00:15
93F：→ erilinda:女神的名字是富江吗 囧 11/15 01:06
94F：推 inale:XDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 01:25
95F：推 swama07:干有够好效! 11/15 01:55
96F：推 stcb:XDDDD 11/15 15:03
97F：推 shiyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/15 20:03
98F：推 BlackJason:哈哈哈哈哈XDXDXD~~~ 11/15 20:17
99F：推 bnn:XDDD 11/15 21:18
100F：推 nepho:XDD 11/16 00:18
101F：→ zforlong:XDDDDDD 11/16 16:02
102F：推 cup0226:靠妖，好好笑~~~~~~ 11/17 03:22
103F：推 ikow:XD 11/19 00:46
104F：推 oue:XDDDDDDD 不爆可惜~~~~~! 11/23 14:55
105F：推 steven0511:不爆可惜阿 11/28 12:32
106F：→ lunaangel: ◢███◣ 01/01 16:00
107F：→ lunaangel: ◢█████◣ 01/01 16:00
108F：→ lunaangel: ◢███████◣ 01/01 16:00
109F：→ lunaangel: ◢█████████◣ 01/01 16:00
110F：→ lunaangel: ◢██ ◣◣ ███◣ 01/01 16:00
111F：→ lunaangel: ◢███ ◢██◣/ ████◣ 01/01 16:00
112F：→ lunaangel: ◢████ □︵□◥ █████◣ 01/01 16:00
113F：→ lunaangel: ◢█████ ╲▽ ╱ ██████◣ 01/01 16:00
114F：→ lunaangel: ██████ ◤◤ ███████ 01/01 16:00
115F：→ lunaangel: ███████████████████ 01/01 16:00
116F：→ lunaangel: ◥██▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄██◤ 01/01 16:00
117F：→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ 成大狗博士出没注意 ◢█◤ 01/01 16:00
118F：→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ Dr.Dog ATTENTION◢█◤ 01/01 16:00
119F：→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ ◢█◤ 01/01 16:00
120F：→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ ◢█◤ 01/01 16:00
121F：→ lunaangel: ◥█◣ ◢█◤ 01/01 16:00
122F：→ lunaangel: ◥█◣▁◢█◤ 01/01 16:00
123F：→ lunaangel: ◥███◤ 01/01 16:00
124F：→ louse:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/07 17:17
125F：→ louse:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/07 17:17
126F：推 nintendopppi:推 05/25 12:24