作者Armour (阿磨)
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标题Re: [豪洨] 金斧银斧
时间Thu Nov 10 00:20:39 2005
就可湖里如果有天使..........
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你掉到湖里的是金排球
还是旧排球？
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就可湖里如果有柏油..........
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干！你要吃我的瓦斯桶
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如果天使姓㊣..........
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你射到湖里的是这三洨
还是真豪洨？
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