作者Rhomb (空 白)
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标题[转录] 阴道被偷了
时间Tue May 31 19:50:21 2005
作者 Toysoldier () 看板 Hate
标题 干，阴道被偷了！！
时间 Tue May 31 19:19:28 2005
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干，两天前朋友生日我还很腼腆((欸我才刚十八..))的走去
情色用品店花两千五买了个充气娃娃送他，干，结果现在钱
还没收齐放在学校娃娃的阴道被偷了！干！留下一个气球给
我朋友干嘛！机巴咧，干，偷阴道的LP用到烂，最好是永远
拔不出来，干！
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