作者deepspider (可怜高五生)
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标题我爸的体力
时间Sun May 15 18:29:16 2005
※ [本文转录自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: deepspider (可怜高五生) 看板: StupidClown
标题: 我爸的体力
时间: Sun May 15 17:03:02 2005
我弟现在是一个高三生，而且交了一个女朋友，进展到本垒。
常常会在下课後和她女朋友回我家他房间做爱，然後再去补习。
因为我爸妈都是上班族，大概七八点才回家，所以都不知道这件事。
我下课在家偶尔会遇到他们，我是觉得很OK，
所以有看到他们的话就只是会打个招呼这样。
------------------------星期六我弟白天去补习的分隔线--------------------
我爸妈之前订了新的床垫，打算把我弟旧的那张换掉，
他们把床搬起来後，发现床底下有很多保险套的包装纸，
两个老人终於发现我弟的风流不羁，吃完不抹净的潇洒
於是决定要找我弟讲一下.....
--------------------我弟回来後一起吃晚饭的餐桌上的分隔线------------------
爸：「那个弟啊，你是不是都和女朋友在房间做那个啊?」
弟(脸大红)：「嗯嗯。」
爸：「你不要那麽年轻就那麽守不住啦，你看我当年一直忍，忍到二十八岁才和你妈结婚
，所以你看到现在...」
妈(插嘴)：「到现在就没力了(我在旁当场喷饭)，所以你还不俭省着用.....」
我爸...
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我想我爸原本是想说，到现在才能那麽勇.....
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图感谢 fjumonkey 大大
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