作者Alemel (解谜者)
看板joke
标题Re: [徵求]英文笑话 悬赏500p
时间Tue May 10 15:17:43 2005
※ 引述《Tranquilla (Latte + 菸)》之铭言：
: 今天要上台报告 莫名其妙的规则
: 要讲英文笑话...(全英文版本唷~)
: 我爬了文 只找到Joking is my sister那一篇
: 拜请拜请 各位就可的强者 提供我英文笑话吧!!!
: 不见得要简短 但是要听来易懂 讲了没人反应也很尴尬= =
: 采用的 双手献上税前五百批
: 帮帮忙 急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急~
A classical one:
Bush got something wrong with his brain, and he went to see a doctor.
After the medical examination, the doctor told him:
"Bad news, Mr. President. Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right.
Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left!"
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