这是我看到最不可思议的新闻了 看不懂英文的我大概翻译一下 TIESTO因为昨天在迈阿密的Mansion夜店放了经典的TRANCE而被遭到夜店除名 太扯，真的太扯了！ 只因为他不拨EDM的垃圾音乐，就被嘘下台 一个传奇DJ竟然落魄到这种地步？ “I’d just like to apologise to the people that came out. I’m truly sorry that I wasn’t able to spoon feed you the aural urine that you’re used to,” confessed Tiesto. TIESTO也做出回应：意思是我很抱歉，我没有办法在喂你们听那些尿，因为你们已经习惯了（应该是这样翻没错啦！） 看来....TIESTO也真的是百万个不愿意去做那些EDM的垃圾东西 他最内在还是住着TRANCE的灵魂的！！ 你看看吧，我们心中的老提其实骨子里是没有改变的！ [转贴自https://www.facebook.com/yiwen.lin.5811] 以下是原文 Dutch DJ Tiesto was last night removed from the decks at popular Miami nightclub, Mansion, after accidentally playing classic trance instead of commercial EDM because, according to the club, “it is a genre which doesn’t fit in with the club’s music policy which has been carefully selected and dictated by our VIP clientele”. The incident took place about two thirds of the way through Tiesto’s run of the mill EDM set, which witnesses have described as “music” and “a medley of all the current big tracks played in sequence”, and is believed to have been caused by a mislabeled CD. “Tiesto was absolutely smashing it,” claimed eye witness Jack Somers. “But then just after halfway through the set he played a track that emptied the dance floor. It sounded kind of beautiful and melodic, but everyone was totally bored by it, it definitely wasn’t EDM.” “The security came in during the track and politely asked him to leave because the audience weren’t feeling the expansive trance track that he was playing, some had even begun booing, throwing away their glowsticks and eating their kandi in protest,” continued Jack. “There was no drop or big chainsaw synths in it and the melody just wasn’t basic and big room enough for me. I nearly spat out my champagne when I heard the track to be honest.” “I like my EDM to fit a rudimentary drop-build-drop formula and this track just didn’t do that,” he added. “You could see by Tiesto’s face that he knew he’d made a mistake in playing the track,” continued the 19 year old self confessed dance music expert. “He went willingly and took to the mic to apologise profusely which I thought was the least he could do for accidentally exposing those people to credible music.” Reports claim that the track which Tiesto played is believed to be Sasha’s Xpander, a classic track of the trance genre and the type of track that Tiesto hasn’t been seen to play in about 5 or 6 years and one that the Dutch megastar had no intention of playing in his set of sub par commercial EDM. “I’d just like to apologise to the people that came out. I’m truly sorry that I wasn’t able to spoon feed you the aural urine that you’re used to,” confessed Tiesto. “I stopped playing trance some years ago when I realised people were willing to pay me more if I just played popular EDM, but I must have mislabeled a track or something and when I thought I was playing a generic join the dots EDM record I actually played good old school trance music and for that I’m sorry, it won’t happen again.” It is believed that, immediately after the show, Tiesto set about destroying his music collection in case he mistakenly plays anything good ever again “just to be on the safe side”. The club released a brief statement confirming that Tiesto was removed from stage for not adhering to the club’s music policy. “We’ve got a strict policy here at Mansion that we only play music that has been warmly approved by our clientele. They’re the ones paying into the club and buying the $1,000 bottles of champagne so their happiness and willingness to splurge recklessly is the most important thing for us. If they don’t like the music being played then they’re less likely to throw money around and so when it comes to that the DJ just has to change, we don’t care who it is.” --

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