《Nappies》 - 因庆祝女儿Apple出世而写给老婆Gwyneth Paltrow 网址：http://www.coldplay.com/nappies.html 翻译：摇滚奶妈Q 歌词： Sometimes you're happy, sometimes you frown, With your hormones bouncing up and down Sometimes you're happy, sometimes your sad, What a weird nine months that you have had 有时你笑颜逐开 有时你不禁皱眉 随着你的荷尔蒙在体内上下碰撞 有时你欣喜若狂 有时你低落沮丧 真是渡过了多麽诡异的九个月 There's shit going down that you can't disguise, When your boobs dem got ten times the size, The cups gone up from an A to D. It's bad for you but it's fun for me. 你无法掩饰 假装没发生那些狗屁倒灶的事 当你的ㄋㄟ ㄋㄟ变成了十倍大 罩杯从A一路窜升到D 对你来说也许是坏消息 对我而言可是乐趣无比 Now just cos a little bit of rumpy pump, Now you're walking round with a great big bump, You might have thought as you're French you woulda said ‘Non’ Or at least you woulda made me stick a condom on, 只因为当初一个臀部的扭动碰撞 现在你走来走去都要带着一个球 如果你是法国人的话就会回答：Non！ 或至少要我戴上保险套 I think you might find that it's really fun, An oven's no use unless you make a bun, It's something to learn, it really is, Now you know what that sticky stuff is 我想你可能会发现其中的乐趣 毕竟除非你用它来烤面包 否则烤炉将毫无用武之地﹝羞﹞ 那真是件值得学习的事情 而你现在知道了那黏黏的玩意儿是什麽东西 I'll be there, thorough the thin and the thick, I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick, I'll be there to make you happy, And keep everything clean, I'll change the nappy for the washing machine I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy. 我会陪着你渡过所有快乐伤心 我会清理乾净所有呕吐尿液 我会在你身旁逗你开心 我会更换好尿布放入洗衣机 我不是坏蛋 我不是坏蛋 我是你宝宝的老北 Sometimes you think what a fool I am, And why did I marry this awful man, Now a baby's part of my family plan, Can it kick me? Yes it can. 有时你会想自己是个傻蛋 为什麽要嫁给这个混蛋男孩 而现在一个婴儿已加入了我的家庭计画 她能为我带来乐趣吗？当然可以 My name is Ken and I've got three, Do I like being a Daddy, yes definitely, Though I have to warn you it's not always fun, There'll be times when you wished you'd been a nun. 我的名字是Ken 我有三个小孩 我喜欢当个老爸吗？毫无疑问 但我得警告你这并非永远开心有趣 有时你宁愿希望自己出家当尼姑 I'll be there, thorough the thin and the thick, I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick, I'll be there to make you happy, And I'll bring in the bread, 我会陪着你渡过所有快乐伤心 我会清理乾净所有呕吐尿液 我会在你身旁逗你开心 更会努力赚钱养活生计 I'll be the nanny, you can go out instead And I know you'll be grumpy that's what everyone sees, And you're not gonna hump me for forty two days, If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it Then I'll take my **** and vasectomise it 我会当好保姆 让你出外玩乐 而我知道你会让人人都看见臭脸 更连续42天拒绝跟我炒饭 如果你不希望再有更多小孩 也无法掩饰 那我就会拿出我的XX﹝消音﹞把它结紮去 I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy Sometime I make you saddy, I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy, 我不是坏蛋 我不是坏蛋 有时我让你伤心 我不是坏蛋 我不是坏蛋 我是你宝宝的老北 She told me to Crawl this way, bawl this way -- Ψ TrafficΨ Φ You like baseball？ Φ Ω http://mypaper.pchome.com.tw/news/quiff/ Ω --

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