作者Zyca (swun mitru valy)
标题[转录][转录]再贡献一篇
时间Mon Nov 29 10:45:27 1999
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标题: [转录]再贡献一篇
时间: Mon Nov 29 10:33:32 1999
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标题: 再贡献一篇
时间: Sat Nov 20 18:58:05 1999
Subject: 到底是谁比较白痴?!
Believe it or not
The following are actual label instructions on consumer goods.
信不信由你，以下是一些产品标签上的说明。
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
Sears 吹风机：睡眠时请勿使用
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that
would be how?)
Dial 香皂：使用说明：如一般香皂使用(那到底是怎麽用呢？)
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)
Swanson冷冻食品：食用建议：解冻 (建议而已喔！)
On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
某饭店提供的浴帽外盒：适用於一颗头 (刚好放得进一颗头)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
Marks & Spencer面包布丁( 我也不知这是啥 ,反正是某种食品)：本产品加热後会
变热
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
Rowenta熨斗：请勿烫身上穿的衣物
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Nytol 安眠药：警告：可能会引起嗜睡
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use
only.
某中国制圣诞节灯泡：限室内或室外使用
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
某日本制食物处理器：请勿用作其他用途
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts.
Sainsbury's花生：警告：内含花生
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet,eat nuts.
某美国航空的坚果点心包装上
飞机上常会发的点心，内含花生、豆子、榛果等坚果)：说明：打开包装，吃坚果
On a Swedish chain saw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
某瑞典制的电锯( 杀人魔会用的那种链锯)：请勿试图用你的双手或生殖器停止电
锯
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
某儿童穿的超人服：警告此服装无法让你飞起来
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